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Back in 2012 I decided to go 'all in' to transform our retail space in to a Tabasco/Chiliwear concept shop. Turns out no one was willing to pay $119.99 for a full coverage graphic polo of an American flag mixed with a Hawaiian sunset being drenched in hot sauce. After two seasons I discounted them to $109.99 and still couldn't move them. I eventually donated them all to the local First Tee Foundation and used the Woody Austin cardboard cutout displays as member/guest tournament grand prizes.

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The answer is eight and its a pretty good story. During the 2nd round of the '98 Yucatan Masters I went out in 44 after making a really bad double on #9 that included a penalty for playing a range ball. I get to the 10th tee and I'm just fuming. I turn to my caddy Ernesto and tell him to get the scuba gear out because I'm taking it deep on the back side. After tough luck bogeys on 10, 11 and 13, I par the last five including a nifty bump-and-run chip in on 18 to shoot 83 and miss the cut by 12. I then par the opening three holes the next Thursday at the Matamoros 4-Ball to run the par streak to 8. I've done a lot of special things on the golf course but that streak ranks right up there.

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My father left when I was very young but supposedly was a hell of a player. He actually played a year and a half on the Yukon Tour in extreme Northern Canada in the early 70's but couldn't keep his card. He died before he ever really got to see me make it on tour and I regret that. My mom is my rock and my biggest fan. She keeps a book with my newspaper clipping in it. It's great living with her because I get to see her so often and her disability check helps to cover the lease on my '07 Miata.

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Hennessy11 said:

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Bring your gun, bud

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Dallasag02 said:

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I would watch this guy's movie.

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