is all the dust that collects on your car

oldie but a goodie.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"hey thats journey! kick ass!"

upon further review, why are her pants still on?

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"hey thats journey! kick ass!"

maybe she has a trap door

Skirt.

all good suggestions.

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no longer actually tacking on an extra year. i had to get a real job.

"hey thats journey! kick ass!"

Is it me, or does it look like she has 7 fingers on each hand??? Good thing it is just the left over print that you see, might not want to see this coyote in person...

It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm...

True story.
Borrowed pop's car for a date in high school on a Friday night that went very, very well.

Next day, the family is on the road early to visit relatives. Parents up front. Me and bro in the back. After an hour, dad speaks up.

"How'd the date go last night?" dad asked.

"It went okay," I said.

"Looks to me like it went real well."

He then pointed to the drivers side window, which was plastered with foot and shoe prints.

Dad was smiling, mom was quiet, and so was I.

Leachfan appears to have man-boobs