Speaking ability - tossup
heterosexuality - boy
ability to drool - tossup
loved by others - boy
ability to gratify one's self - phylum
booger picking/eating - phylum
bladder control - tossup
bowel control - boy
loves cows - tossup
loves touching cows - phylum
loves hot lunch from a cow - phylum
wouldn't mind cup of cow gak - phylum*
use of thumbs - boy
use of index and pinky fingers - phylum
displays kindness to others - boy
frequency of bib wearing - boy (but not by much)

Standings 6-6-3


* boy knows nothing of gak

Mentally unhinged father - boy.

I am quite unhinged. My nerves are shaken, my equilibrium of mind is disturbed; I am like a door which has lost one of its hinges.

You really shouldn't bring peoples kids into this.

You really shouldn't bring kids into this world.

owned.

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You really shouldn't bring kids into this world.

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loves cows - tossup
loves touching cows - phylum
loves hot lunch from a cow - phylum
wouldn't mind cup of cow gak - phylum*

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greatness

I bet your kid wouldn't say any of this to my face.

Why not? I have a hard time believing a two year old couldnt beat your gay ass.

Stay away from my kid you cow gak loving perv!