I'll be in NYC august 25-28...when will you be there??

august 11-14 and 18-19

and no, I won't change my plans so that you and I could hang out at Carnegie Deli.

The NYCASPCA needs to warn the city's kitties.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

For Dub:

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress. One leaned over and said, " Life is so darn boring; we never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"

" You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill.

The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

" What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."



For Patch:

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small Florida church found a pink envelope containing $1000. It happened again the next week. The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw a little old lady put the distinctive pink envelope in the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said, "$10,000 a week."

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is an honorable profession," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"

The old lady said proudly, "In Nevada. He has two cat houses in Las Vegas and one in Reno."

Gig 'em Aggies!

My life is hell.

I have to take this kind of grief from an itinerant spice peddler.

Uva Uvum Vivendo Varia Fit

I'll be there on those dates too.


Of course, I'm always here.


In fact, I have been told not to travel more than 9 miles from my house by the authorities.

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Mike: Your name came up at the dinner table last night. I've got a house full of inlaws Anyway, someone asked "what kind of seasoning did you use." I wasn't really paying attention (imagine that) and Mrs Ski said "it came from a guy on Texags and then proceeded to tell the whole story about the BBQ/beer bash. My sister-in-law then went to the computer and read the whole "aftermath" thread. Thought it was very funny.

Sorry to have missed it Skihorn - particularly the Village People and the bottomless Ms. Goodbody. You were a brave man to host a party for that group.

Gig 'em Aggies!

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This still makes me laugh

...and next year, I will bring my entourage of 'Ms. Goodbodys'

I did get quite a laugh reviewing that "aftermath" thread last night with my sister-in-law. There were some great lines and pictures on there.

It was also quite interesting to hear my wife retell to her family the whole evolvement of the party. She started off with a real negative tone but then talked about how well it went and how much fun she had at the party and particularly reading the "aftermath" Anyway, I slipped in a comment like "now it is going to be an annual event." She replied "that's fine." I've got witnesses! Of course, those witnesses are all her family.

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Agent: And we didn't even have to wait until Friday for the hot body thread.

I saw this collection of goodbodies coming out of OCH's one day.