T1. Miami, FSU
T3. Tennessee - if you think t-sip t-shirt fans are annoying, you must spend some time in East Tennessee and become acquainted with the hillbilly second-hand t-shirt Vol fans that converge from the hills on Friday afternoons adorned in their creamsickle orange atire, complete with creamsickle orange and white pom-poms in the back windows of their Chevy Novas!
Alabama - when they finally get over Fran leaving, will someone please let me know so that I can drive to my mom's house without the fear of beer bottles being thrown at my car.
5. Notre Dame - oh, so overrated and oh, so overexposed.
Honorable mentions: LSU (although I will pull for them against certain teams), Florida (although I do pull for them when they play UTenn, FSU or Miami), Penn State, UWashington