I love Kinky Friedman's plan for controlling illegal immigration in Texas. (For thouse of you who don't know who Kinky Friedman is, he's a Jewish cowboy, songwriter, author, and columnist for Texas Monthly, and he's running for Governor in '06)
He proposes splitting the Texas border into five jurisdictions....
- We will appoint five Mexican Generals to be in charge of each of the five respective juristictions.
- We will give each of these Generals $1,000,000...it's theirs to have...and we keep it for them in a bank account.
- However, every time that an illegal is caught going through a General's jurisdiction, we will withdraw $5,000 from his account.