A piece of advice for rwilson before he goes:
Even if you become a highly successful, rich attorney (like me), you shouldn't let anyone know that. I don't tell anyone about my fantastic lawyering skills and ludicrous bank accounts. I don't tell anyone about the 12 cars I have in my garage that never get driven since I got my new Bentley. People just don't need to know these things about you.
I suggest in the future that you, under your other screen names, defame the character known as rwilson as often as you can so none of us will expect that it's you (although we're all sure to have multiple theories). You also need to casually work into the fact that you're studying law, if you launch into that at all.
Young Robert, people don't like lawyers. Lawyers are hated because, for some reason, we're viewed as greedy moneymaking scoundrels who feed off the souls of others during their tragedies. For example, an elderly woman who had 15 starving grandchildren couldn't afford a speeding ticket and hired me to defend her recently. After expending about $50K in legal bills, I struck a deal with the prosecutor that forced her to pay twice the amount of the fine. When she couldn't pay my bill, I simply liened her house, foreclosed on it, demolished it and sold the real estate to Arabs. I now have a new 7-11 in which to fill up my Bentley.
I just didn't come on here and brag about it. Keep this in mind, young man. Godspeed, rwilson.
[This message has been edited by txsportsagent (edited 6/8/2005 6:15p).]