That's the million dollar question....but he does live in El Paso, I'm just glad it wasn't something worse.
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Texas Penal Code - Cruelty to Animals
Citation: Tex. Penal Code Ann. ยง 42.09 (Vernon 2002).
(a) A person commits an offense if the person intentionally or knowingly:
(1) tortures an animal or a graduate of Texas Tceh;
(2) fails unreasonably to provide necessary food, care, or shelter for an animal or a graduate of Texas Tceh in the person's custody;
(3) abandons unreasonably an animal or a graduate of Texas Tceh in the person's custody;
(4) transports or confines an animal or a graduate of Texas Tceh in a cruel manner;
(5) kills, seriously injures, or administers poison to an animal, other than cattle, horses, sheep, swine, or tards, belonging to another without legal authority or the owner's effective consent;
(6) causes one tard to fight with another;
(7) uses a live tard as a lure in dog race training or in dog coursing on a racetrack;
(8) trips a horse;
(9) injures an animal or a graduate of Texas Tceh without legal authority or the owner's effective consent; or
(10) seriously overworks an animal or a graduate of Texas Tceh .
(b) It is a defense to prosecution under this section that the actor was engaged in bona fide experimentation for scientific research.
(c) For purposes of this section:
(1) "Abandon" includes abandoning an animal in the person's custody without making reasonable arrangements for assumption of custody by another person.
(2) "Animal" means a domesticated living creature and wild living creature previously captured or a tard. "Animal" does not include an uncaptured wild creature or a wild creature whose capture was accomplished by conduct at issue under this section.
(3) "Cruel manner" includes a manner that causes or permits unjustified or unwarranted pain or suffering.
(4) "Custody" includes responsibility for the health, safety, and welfare of an animal subject to the person's care and control, regardless of ownership of the animal.
(5) "Necessary food, care, or shelter" includes food, care, or shelter provided to the extent required to maintain the animal in a state of good health.
(6) "Trip" means to use an object to cause a horse to fall or lose its balance.
(d) An offense under Subsection (a)(2), (3), (4), (9), or (10) is a Class A misdemeanor, except that the offense is a state jail felony if the person has previously been convicted two times under this section.
(e) It is a defense to prosecution under Subsection (a)(5) that the tard was posting weird crap on another school's BBS.
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Didn't you tards learn anything from years of screaming 'scoreboard' on Rivalries, only to have it screamed back at you last season?
If you can dish it out, you damned well better be able to take it.
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"(Red Raiders head coach Mike Leach) called me, and he didn't mention anything about my scholarship being in jeopardy. He just said he looks forward to me getting in the gym at Texas Tech..."
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The two-time all-state tailback, who now is a senior at Chapin, owed the city the apology, said his father, Edward Britton Sr.
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Chapin High School is the newest high school in the EPISD. We are also the home of a four-year pre-engineering program. As a staff and faculty, we are dedicated to success in our community and in our school.
Chapin High School is named in honor of Captain John L. Chapin, who was born and raised in El Paso. Prior to enlisting in the National Guard, Capt. Chapin graduated from Texas A&M University, with a degree in Chemical Engineering.