ttt

Looking forward to this year's rant

Nice, I don't know how I missed that last year.

When choosing among the many threads on which Branding Iron has owned himself, it's hard to choose a favorite.

However this one is a chestnut:

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=427691&forum_id=6



I love this one in particular:

quote:

---

VY is 18-2 with C-Bong in the backfield. That's the relevant stat there.

He can't throw worth a sh^t, your receivers suck and there is nobody to take the scheme heat off of him at RB.

The TEs will be covered this year. Get ready for your offense to suck.

---

[This message has been edited by Jorges Last Beer (edited 11/15/2005 4:22p).]

TTT

TUCK FEXAS

My rant:

If the Aggies mattered anymore, this might be a big game. We're going to destroy you in your own house. Yawn.

[This message has been edited by Cricket7 (edited 11/16/2005 12:11a).]

TUCK FEXAS

Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAgggies!!!

Incredible. This feature is frantastic.

I'm also waiting for this year's version.

He's got his work cut out for him, but there are still a many angles (that don't include football) that he can attack.

ttft

quote:

---

Coach February is dead… long live the king: Dennis Franchione.

---

This, my friends, is why no one takes Brandi or anything he says seriously...

"Lane is vastly overrated"
and that is why no one gives a **** what you think.

quote:

---

"Lane is vastly overrated"
and that is why no one gives a **** what you think.

---

Guy gets his deek sucked by everyone on the football board week in and week out...

his rush average the last four games??

3.3

quote:

---

his rush average the last four games??

3.3

---

he's a fullback, dumbass. 10 feet every time he touches the ball sounds pretty impressive to me. thats a first down every three runs. do you just hang around the internet trying to pick fights?

Chris Alexander is a fullback...the reason Jorvorskie is unique is the fact that he's a tailback who weighs 280...

regardless, his job is short yardage and you are saying that 3.3 ypc is no good.

Actually as a tailback his job is to run for as many yards as possible pretty much everytime he touches the ball.

Nice cover onearmy. Learn the players positions before you start talking crap to other teams' fans.

Also, used for short yardage, eh? So where was he when we were at the 4 against NU, or on the 2 against OU? How about on 4 and 1 against Army?

I think we should run him on these kind of situations but Fran is not creative in his play calling. When he is in, everyone knows pretty much that we are handing it off to him.

One half blinded with maroon, the other half not.

yeah we are really looking for 20-30 yard runs everytime he touches the ball

quote:

---

So where was he when we were at the 4 against NU, or on the 2 against OU?

---

i'm not taking into account ****ty playcalling

quote:

---

Coach February is dead… long live the king: Dennis Franchione.

---

You couldn't make this stuff up.

The jokes just write themselves.

you have cum on your face



"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf."

- George Orwell

quote:

---

Jorges Last Beer

---

This dude was a great poster.

quote:

---

The Captain of the nutless bovine ship couldn’t navigate a rubber duck across a bathtub. When the offensive coordinator is sacrificed on the altar of Old Yeller’s burned orange express and the five year plan is given an eighth year to blossom, it will solidify overrated underachiever inferiority with regard to the best football program in the State (and the last one to win a Big XII Championship): Daddy A&M.

---

Nostradumbass simply has no equal!

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

quote:

---

You couldn't make this stuff up.

---

Apparently, you're good at making LOTS of stuff up.