I've got to go with "Mr. Haney" from Green Acres, although Mr. Haney projected a far more sophisticated persona than does McDumbass, the nutless bovines and all of their worthless trailertrash fans.

"I got outcoached." - Bob Stoops after the 2004 Texas A&M game.

Rosco P. Coltrane

I have several in mind...

Walter Brennan (famous Western actor from 50's & 60's)- if Mack had just a little more tenor or high pitch.

Woodrow Call (Lonesome Dove) - Not quite but when Woodrow (Tommy Lee Jones) said to Disch, "You don't mind doin a little well diggin to pay for ya breakfast?" Well, that's got a little Yeller Tooth to it.

Glen Campbell in True Grit - The only movie I saw Glen Campbell act...and he was horrible. The part where Glen Campbell said, "She ain't going!" Got a little Mack in that one too.

But the closest I can match ol' Yeller with would have to be Barney Fife.

I dunno, but hearing that guy on 610am this morning... he sounds like a whiny little byotch. Seriously.... does that guy still have his sack??? He sounds like such a puss...

Somebody please post the article where Frenchy goes home and cries after last season.

Peace Through Superior Firepower

The Houston Chronicle
October 12, 2003
“Down and Rout; UT continues nose dive at hands of OU 65-13”
By JEROME SOLOMON
DALLAS - As per traditional standards, there was no shortage of hugs and high-fives. And, of course, there was the passing around of the Golden Hat, a common element of postgame celebrations at the Red River Shootout.
But the tears were perhaps the most telling symbol of the emotion of the moment.
Mack Brown cried.


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The Austin American Statesman
September 11, 2002, Wednesday
HEADLINE: Goin' to the Chapel: biz as usual for Mack? By Kirk Bohls
(excerpt)
Brown promises the game won't be an emotional setting for him, but I ain't buying. This is a 51-year-old coach who tears up over the prize in the cereal box. He readily acknowledges deep feelings for the place he left, the city that gave him his second wife and two stepsons, one of whom teaches science at a Chapel Hill middle school.

Mack Brown cried...


Dennis Fran wept...

Contra Costa Times (California)
January 2, 2000 Sunday FINAL EDITION
HEADLINE: SUSPENSIONS CAUSE NOSTALGIA TO TAKE HIT;
TEXAS BANS FOUR PLAYERS, INCLUDING TWO STARTERS, CLOUDING RIVALRY RENEWAL

DALLAS -- A nostalgic week of buildup for the Texas-Arkansas rivalry being revived in the Cotton Bowl was overshadowed by Thursday's suspension of four Longhorns including two top starters.
Kwame Cavil, whose 100 receptions and 1,188 yards this season set school records, and Aaron Humphrey, the Big 12 sack leader the past two seasons, will miss today's game for violating undisclosed team rules.
Backup defensive end J.J. Kelly and reserve linebacker Jamal Joyner also will be absent when the No. 14 Longhorns (9-4) and No. 24 Razorbacks (7-4) meet for the first time since 1991.
"This was the hardest thing I have ever had to do," Texas coach Mack Brown said with tears in his eyes when he announced the suspensions.


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THE DALLAS MORNING NEWS
December 5, 1997
HEADLINE: IN;
Brown arrives to coach Texas after emotional farewell at N.C.
BYLINE: Bill Nichols, Austin Bureau of The Dallas Morning News
BODY:
AUSTIN - Four days after saying he was not interested in pursuing another job, North Carolina coach Mack Brown gathered his players at the school's fieldhouse to explain why he had become Texas' 28th head coach.
In an emotional speech that included tears, and finally applause, Brown told his players that what they had heard was true.

(later in that same story)
During his meeting Thursday with the Tar Heels, Brown had to stop several times to hold back tears.

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Fort Worth Star-Telegram (Texas)
December 5, 1997
HEADLINE: From tears to cheers;
Brown vows to have fun developing UT program
T.R. Sullivan, Star-Telegram Writer

In 1989, the North Carolina Tar Heels lost to Navy, 12-7.
Afterward, coach Mack Brown slowly walked to his car in a driving
rainstorm, on his way to a 2-20 start as North Carolina's football
coach. As he sat in the driver's seat, his emotions bubbled over into
tears.


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Let me know if you need any more of the Mark crying stories...I've got plenty.

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maybe its time you found a new hobby...or a job...or a woman (or man)...or a life







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Translation:
Patch and wingnut...owned again.

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"my brother Darrell and that's my other brother Darrell"

The Bob Newhart show

Who was the tu idiot who used to post the Fran crying quote all of the time? Was that Scummer? Whatever happened to him? Did Satan finally call him home?

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actually, wasnt that "Newhart"?

I don't write up Ags, so patch...







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I'm copyrighted!

SUPER DUPER DOUBLE SWEET!

Reggie is an athlete, not a pocket passer. - Boostonsip, 9/5/04, 10:00 a.m.

Oh Crap! I didn't do a thorough job on patch's citation..








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OBSESSING OVER ANOTHER POSTER (M5)

Poooooor patch. He's a walking stereotype.





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