Do you think he sounds like Vermeil, speaking in a high-pitched bubbling voice?

Or is it a more heavy breathing sob, like a child with a boo boo?

Or a flat out Lucille Ball-style WAAAAAAHHH?

Or something even more effiminate?

I just hope he doesn't disappoint us by running to his room again. I'm looking forward to seeing it in Austin, right in front of 83,000.

Three weeks and two losses later Dennis would come home with the same look on his face. The team had fallen to 4-8, Dennis's worst record in 11 years and A&M's worst in 31. This time the house was full of guests, and Dennis followed his routine, walking to his room, removing his tie and sitting in a chair by the bed. When he didn't come out his son, Brad, went it to check on him. Kim (wife) soon followed. "It's been a tough year", Dennis said. Then he broke down and wept...

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tummer's having a bad week. this reeks of schoolyard bully looking to steal someone's lunch money, or molest them after school.

I pray you get the psychiatric help you need.

I think we can rule out any Billy Dee Williams-style crying from Brian's Song. That's way too manly.

But still, the image of a division 1 college football coach running to his room to cry at the end of the season...I just can't even picture it. Y'all should hire a dude next time.

Three weeks and two losses later Dennis would come home with the same look on his face. The team had fallen to 4-8, Dennis's worst record in 11 years and A&M's worst in 31. This time the house was full of guests, and Dennis followed his routine, walking to his room, removing his tie and sitting in a chair by the bed. When he didn't come out his son, Brad, went it to check on him. Kim (wife) soon followed. "It's been a tough year", Dennis said. Then he broke down and wept...

"Outside, I'm masquerading
Inside, my heart is fading
I'm just a clown
Since you put me down
My smile is my makeup
I wear since my breakup with you

Baby, baby, take a good look at my face
You see my smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my tears"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!


"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

FXST always fantasizes about other posters.
tummer has spent a few days fantasizing about the Aggie coach.

Maybe you guys whould get your own board -- alone -- somewhere and get busy with each other.

poooor, lonely, ghey tsips

Fran like Moron five simply needs to read the Manly manual.here is a sample of his Manly wisdom:

How To Be Manly
And now, another addition of How to be Manly...Today: Lesson 2039.

Well, it's Friday night and once again, that can mean only one thing - a visit to your favorite drinking establishment to try and find a woman in search of manly gratification.

Three hours after you have arrived, you are howling drunk and are still alone, when through the haze of the twelve drinks that you have consumed, you notice a young lady trying to make conversation with you. However something is amiss here, at first you thought that perhaps this young lady was wearing some sort of mask as a joke, but upon closer examination, you discover that she has simply one of the largest noses that you have seen on any human being. "Good Heavens!" you say to yourself. "I'll bet she never has to use her hands to open a door!" You decide you want to thwart her advances, but how can this be accomplished in a manly manner?

Follow along in your Manly Manual, page 2673 and repeat after me:

1. "Jumpin' Jehosaphat! Are you a coke dealer's dream or what?"

2. "Would you mind standing on the roof? I'd like to see which way the wind is blowing."

3. "Say toots, is that your nose, or is your face doing a Johnny Wadd impression?"

Use any of the above phrases in just such a situation, and as you suddenly appear to be her twin brother when a beer bottle is shoved up each of your nostrils, you can be rest assured that she will have no doubts as to what kind of man you really are.

Until next time, this is Mr. Manly saying "Be Manly, and Good Day."

I didn't read past the first line. Sorry. Not only are you wrong about everything, but you're simply not funny.

In fairness to Vermeil, his crying, while pretty embarrassing, is always related to his overly emotional attachments to his players and coaches. I just can't think of a coach who cried just cause they couldn't take it anymore, like the crybaby pfc that Patton slapped around.

Wait...I just though of one...but it was actually Goldie Hawn in Wildcats, so the coach was just a fictional character, and that doesn't really count.

There's no crying in football, Ags.

Three weeks and two losses later Dennis would come home with the same look on his face. The team had fallen to 4-8, Dennis's worst record in 11 years and A&M's worst in 31. This time the house was full of guests, and Dennis followed his routine, walking to his room, removing his tie and sitting in a chair by the bed. When he didn't come out his son, Brad, went it to check on him. Kim (wife) soon followed. "It's been a tough year", Dennis said. Then he broke down and wept...

tummer = internet tough guy

Fran cries because he finally got his dream job and his first season was a disaster. Soon tummer, FXST and all the others will be crying because of getting bent over prison style for a decade or so. (Of course judging by their posts, tummer and FXST do a lot of bending over like the 89 percent of male sips who can't get enough dick to satisfy that constant craving.)


tummer & FXST = jizz licking tandem

http://www.cyberlodg.com/htdocs/uploads/mboyter/manly_manual2.htm


The Manly manual was written with Moron five in mind!


"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

I hope this thread and scummer's sig teach Franchione a lesson he'll never forget -- when an admirer from another school sends you candy and flowers every day for a year, the least you could do is acknowledge it and show some thanks! Would it kill you to send a simple 'thank you' note, Fran?...



I will not be ignored.
- scummer

[This message has been edited by MaroonFive (edited 9/24/2004 2:17p).]