Fairly accurate and humorous

5. Texas Tech Landmen (6-1)

We requested Taylor Sheridan to write this week's Coveted Fifth Spot, but we can't afford him. So ... the scene: EXTERIOR: LUBBOCK, A HILL OVERLOOKING THE TEXAS TECH PRACTICE FIELD. XCU Billy Bob Thornton's weathered face looks into a sweltering sunset, and as he listens to whistles and smacking shoulder pads, he says to Sam Elliott, "Daddy, that there's the best bleepity bleeping football team bleeping oil money can motherbleeping buy." Then Thornton takes a drag off a Marlboro Red and throws the butt of the cigarette onto the ground not realizing its soaked in crude and he's just set everything on fire.

I don't think there's a hill in lubbock. not sure

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Fairly accurate and humorous

5. Texas Tech Landmen (6-1)

We requested Taylor Sheridan to write this week's Coveted Fifth Spot, but we can't afford him. So ... the scene: EXTERIOR: LUBBOCK, A HILL OVERLOOKING THE TEXAS TECH PRACTICE FIELD. XCU Billy Bob Thornton's weathered face looks into a sweltering sunset, and as he listens to whistles and smacking shoulder pads, he says to Sam Elliott, "Daddy, that there's the best bleepity bleeping football team bleeping oil money can motherbleeping buy." Then Thornton takes a drag off a Marlboro Red and throws the butt of the cigarette onto the ground not realizing its soaked in crude and he's just set everything on fire.

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1.) No hills in Lubbock and
2.) Marlboro Red?
3.) Crude residue set on fire by a dying cigarette???