https://instagr.am/p/DbDGNuuDd5q

Later in the PC he talks about his favorite chocolate sauce on ice cream, Says he's a lot pickier about the chocolate sauce than the ice cream. advises to spend a little extra on dark chocolate because it's healthier.
Based.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DbDGNuuDd5q

Later in the PC he talks about his favorite chocolate sauce on ice cream, Says he's a lot pickier about the chocolate sauce than the ice cream. advises to spend a little extra on dark chocolate because it's healthier.
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This belongs on the SEC Country board. This used to be the sandbox designated for sips to sheet in. Now it's Tech's sandbox (pretty apropos when you consider Lubbock). It could be Baylor's as well, but they're too busy sheeting their pants. Side note... Baylor's fan site pays to use TexAgs software.

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DbDGNuuDd5q

Later in the PC he talks about his favorite chocolate sauce on ice cream, Says he's a lot pickier about the chocolate sauce than the ice cream. advises to spend a little extra on dark chocolate because it's healthier.
Based.

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This belongs on the SEC Country board. This used to be the sandbox designated for sips to sheet in. Now it's Tech's sandbox (pretty apropos when you consider Lubbock). It could be Baylor's as well, but they're too busy sheeting their pants. Side note... Baylor's fan site pays to use TexAgs software.

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you're being rivaled here, in a rivalry that transcends these conferences. When y'all run off to the big 10 to escape the Eyes and that Long(horn) shadow I'll still be rivaling you here. God and mods willing.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DbDGNuuDd5q

Later in the PC he talks about his favorite chocolate sauce on ice cream, Says he's a lot pickier about the chocolate sauce than the ice cream. advises to spend a little extra on dark chocolate because it's healthier.
Based.

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This belongs on the SEC Country board. This used to be the sandbox designated for sips to sheet in. Now it's Tech's sandbox (pretty apropos when you consider Lubbock). It could be Baylor's as well, but they're too busy sheeting their pants. Side note... Baylor's fan site pays to use TexAgs software.

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you're being rivaled here, in a rivalry that transcends these conferences. When y'all run off to the big 10 to escape the Eyes and that Long(horn) shadow I'll still be rivaling you here. God and mods willing.

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I've been told by countless sips that A&M is not a rival. Fortunately, this isn't an issue since UT has many rivals... Oklahoma, Arkansas, Michigan, Nebraska, Alabama, Ohio State, the New England Patriots, Real Madrid, and humility. Your "rivaling" belongs on the OU board... last I heard it was called landthieves.

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DbDGNuuDd5q

Later in the PC he talks about his favorite chocolate sauce on ice cream, Says he's a lot pickier about the chocolate sauce than the ice cream. advises to spend a little extra on dark chocolate because it's healthier.
Based.

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This belongs on the SEC Country board. This used to be the sandbox designated for sips to sheet in. Now it's Tech's sandbox (pretty apropos when you consider Lubbock). It could be Baylor's as well, but they're too busy sheeting their pants. Side note... Baylor's fan site pays to use TexAgs software.

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you're being rivaled here, in a rivalry that transcends these conferences. When y'all run off to the big 10 to escape the Eyes and that Long(horn) shadow I'll still be rivaling you here. God and mods willing.

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I've been told by countless sips that A&M is not a rival. Fortunately, this isn't an issue since UT has many rivals... Oklahoma, Arkansas, Michigan, Nebraska, Alabama, Ohio State, the New England Patriots, Real Madrid, and humility. Your "rivaling" belongs on the OU board... last I heard it was called landthieves.

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It must be why the "Tell me about Texas A&M" thread on surlyhorns is totally NOT the most viewed and commented on thread on the entire site.

Because A&M is not a rival.

Sips are mostly liberals. And every liberal is a hypocrite.

Our rivalry is honorable and is the definitive rivalry of the Great State of Texas, but it also tracks with the ancient, featuring the erudite enlightened sophisticates, urbane and advanced, rivaling for resources the hardworking folk toiling the earth equipped fully with their legendary horse-sense.

Hook'em Horns

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... Fortunately, this isn't an issue since UT has many rivals... Oklahoma, Arkansas, Michigan, Nebraska, Alabama, Ohio State, the New England Patriots, Real Madrid, and humility. Your "rivaling" belongs on the OU board... last I heard it was called landthieves.

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sadly, you are confusing Texas being everybody's superbowl with the greatest rivalry in sports history.
TEXAS vs Texas A&M

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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https://instagr.am/p/DbDGNuuDd5q

Later in the PC he talks about his favorite chocolate sauce on ice cream, Says he's a lot pickier about the chocolate sauce than the ice cream. advises to spend a little extra on dark chocolate because it's healthier.
Based.

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This belongs on the SEC Country board. This used to be the sandbox designated for sips to sheet in. Now it's Tech's sandbox (pretty apropos when you consider Lubbock). It could be Baylor's as well, but they're too busy sheeting their pants. Side note... Baylor's fan site pays to use TexAgs software.

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you're being rivaled here, in a rivalry that transcends these conferences. When y'all run off to the big 10 to escape the Eyes and that Long(horn) shadow I'll still be rivaling you here. God and mods willing.

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I've been told by countless sips that A&M is not a rival. Fortunately, this isn't an issue since UT has many rivals... Oklahoma, Arkansas, Michigan, Nebraska, Alabama, Ohio State, the New England Patriots, Real Madrid, and humility. Your "rivaling" belongs on the OU board... last I heard it was called landthieves.

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It must be why the "Tell me about Texas A&M" thread on surlyhorns is totally NOT the most viewed and commented on thread on the entire site.

Because A&M is not a rival.

Sips are mostly liberals. And every liberal is a hypocrite.

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How exactly am I a hypocrite?

Are you a liberal?

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Are you a liberal?

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Yup.

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maroon barchetta said:

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Are you a liberal?

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Yup.

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What's your stance on the death penalty.

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Are you a liberal?

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Yup.

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What's your stance on the death penalty.

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I believe there are crimes worthy of capital punishment but since our justice system can't assess guilt with 100% accuracy, we should not assess a penalty that cannot be remediated if the judgement is later found to be in error.

What's your stance?

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Are you a liberal?

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Yup.

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What's your stance on the death penalty.

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I believe there are crimes worthy of capital punishment but since our justice system can't assess guilt with 100% accuracy, we should not assess a penalty that cannot be remediated if the judgement is later found to be in error.

What's your stance?

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this belongs on the politics forum cuz yada yada yada...

just kidding. you can stay. Rivalry!

Texas velvet maestro said:

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maroon barchetta said:

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Yup.

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What's your stance on the death penalty.

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I believe there are crimes worthy of capital punishment but since our justice system can't assess guilt with 100% accuracy, we should not assess a penalty that cannot be remediated if the judgement is later found to be in error.

What's your stance?

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this belongs on the politics forum cuz yada yada yada...

just kidding. you can stay. Rivalry!

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Yup, there is a board on this very site designated for political discourse. Why anyone would want to bleed it into other boards is beyond me. But, if someone feels the need to insult me for my political opinion I'm not the type to just let it slide. Probably should but it just isn't in my nature.

Thank you for allowing me to stay.

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maroon barchetta said:

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Yup.

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What's your stance on the death penalty.

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I believe there are crimes worthy of capital punishment but since our justice system can't assess guilt with 100% accuracy, we should not assess a penalty that cannot be remediated if the judgement is later found to be in error.

What's your stance?

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this belongs on the politics forum cuz yada yada yada...

just kidding. you can stay. Rivalry!

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Yup, there is a board on this very site designated for political discourse. Why anyone would want to bleed it into other boards is beyond me. But, if someone feels the need to insult me for my political opinion I'm not the type to just let it slide. Probably should but it just isn't in my nature.

Thank you for allowing me to stay.

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By all means. liberal nannies and scolds are welcome.
this board here has that je ne sais quoi thing going down. we've had a bit of everything over the decades. no blinders.

Not an insult. An observation.

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Not an insult. An observation.

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Then help me observe my hypocrisy. How is my stance on capital punishment hypocritical?

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... Fortunately, this isn't an issue since UT has many rivals... Oklahoma, Arkansas, Michigan, Nebraska, Alabama, Ohio State, the New England Patriots, Real Madrid, and humility. Your "rivaling" belongs on the OU board... last I heard it was called landthieves.

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sadly, you are confusing Texas being everybody's superbowl with the greatest rivalry in sports history.
TEXAS vs Texas A&M

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It is confusing indeed.

First, tell me your stance on abortion.

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First, tell me your stance on abortion.

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I believe a fetus becomes a human being when the brain has developed to the point of plausible awareness (3rd trimester). I believe abortion should be unregulated until that point.

The notochord is developed at 6 weeks.

The heart begins beating 21-22 days after conception. This is not a "clump of cells" for six months until the brain is fully developed. It's a human with a beating heart and active nervous system.

You are ok with killing innocent and pure lives, but not killing violent murderers.

Being a liberal means being a hypocrite.

We can do this on literally every subject because liberalism should be classified as a mental disorder. It makes people become hypocrites.

Trying to have some sort of excuse about the brain being fully developed when in reality the heart has already been beating before a woman has missed her first scheduled cycle is just some way to try to justify the abortions.

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The notochord is developed at 6 weeks.

The heart begins beating 21-22 days after conception. This is not a "clump of cells" for six months until the brain is fully developed. It's a human with a beating heart and active nervous system.

You are ok with killing innocent and pure lives, but not killing violent murderers.

Being a liberal means being a hypocrite.

We can do this on literally every subject because liberalism should be classified as a mental disorder. It makes people become hypocrites.

Trying to have some sort of excuse about the brain being fully developed when in reality the heart has already been beating before a woman has missed her first scheduled cycle is just some way to try to justify the abortions.

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It's not an excuse; it's a position based on scientific fact. Your position that a fetus is a full-fledged human being because the heart starts beating within 30 days, is just as much based on scientific fact. That our positions differ is fine.

My position not aligning with your position is neither hypocrisy nor a symptom of mental illness.

I've stated there are crimes worthy of capital punishment. If our justice system assessed guilt with 100% accuracy, I'd be in favor of the death penalty on those offenses. To me, there is nothing more BIG GOVERNMENT than the state taking a citizen's life, so I want to be damn sure that person is truly guilty.

In the end, the best way to avoid these types of thread derails is to keep your political sniping to Forum 16. Try this, just say "all Longhorns are hypocrites". There is nothing political about that.

Except t.u. is a hive of liberals so the description fits.

Go find a new way to justify in your conscience the killing of some humans and the sparing of others.

Maybe next you can join your friends fighting for equality for woman and gays while also fighting for more inclusion of Islam?

Thank goodness for your common ground, even if it is butthurt over UT.

The correct answer is that abortion cheapens or diminishes the perceived value of human life in society, not to mention the natural and healthy consequences of copulation
At some point I became pretty amused with the pro-abortion anti-death-sentence crowd. lol. talk about penalties void of justice that cannot be remediated. Only in the rarest cases is it ever the healthy option. it's like cosmetic surgery except that a creation once alive with the opportunity to know life's great joys and tragedies and be a creator itself. is murdered for something maybe as cheap as vanity. and of course a thriving industry builds up around the sick deed. adding in financial incentive. yuck

this coming from a loving fascist. .

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Except t.u. is a hive of liberals so the description fits.

Go find a new way to justify in your conscience the killing of some humans and the sparing of others.

Maybe next you can join your friends fighting for equality for woman and gays while also fighting for more inclusion of Islam?

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So what should be done about those pesky women and gays?

As for Islam, I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and state, for the very reason that allowing Christian doctrine to drive our governance opens the door for Islamic doctrine as well. I'd rather have neither than risk allowing Islamic doctrine to drive policy.

Why are you unable to restrict your political jabs to Forum 16?

Because I don't make it a habit to visit F16.

Let me help you move to Palestine. They, too, like murdering innocents.

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Because I don't make it a habit to visit F16.

Let me help you move to Palestine. They, too, like murdering innocents.

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That's what that board is for. Please use it.

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Except t.u. is a hive of liberals so the description fits.

Go find a new way to justify in your conscience the killing of some humans and the sparing of others.

Maybe next you can join your friends fighting for equality for woman and gays while also fighting for more inclusion of Islam?

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So what should be done about those pesky women and gays?

As for Islam, I'm a firm believer in the separation of church and state, for the very reason that allowing Christian doctrine to drive our governance opens the door for Islamic doctrine as well. I'd rather have neither than risk allowing Islamic doctrine to drive policy.

Why are you unable to restrict your political jabs to Forum 16?

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So what should be done about those pesky women and gays?
Run for President!

but I thought the gays were the ones who found chicks pesky.


communism is a more legalistic religion than either of the ones y'all are arguing.

Let's get this post back on track:

Were there any questions for Elko about the 2026 'camo and short-shorts' uniform combination????

Ags w six 5 stars. what a year for recruiting.
Sleek. Those are some ugly colors. But super trendy. Glad TEXAS keeps it classic.

damn we wore a lot more pads 40+ years ago. knee pads flapping, hip pads , thigh pads that slid into pockets. stupid belt,
But were allowed to hit w bad intent.

You still a Calvinist?

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Ags w six 5 stars. what a year for recruiting.
Sleek. Those are some ugly colors. But super trendy. Glad TEXAS keeps it classic.

damn we wore a lot more pads 40+ years ago. knee pads flapping, hip pads , thigh pads that slid into pockets. stupid belt,
But were allowed to hit w bad intent.

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My era:

"I've been told by countless sips that A&M is not a rival"

Sure A&M is a rival, just not quite the 'top of the pack' rival they aspire to.

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"I've been told by countless sips that A&M is not a rival"

Sure A&M is a rival, just not quite the 'top of the pack' rival they aspire to.

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I and most Ags I know view t.u. as our foremost rival with Arky, Baylor, Tech, and LSU being a notch or two below that. I would assume sips would view OU as their foremost rival with the others a notch or two below.

That's not what most sips say about A&M. Most claim "there is NO RIVALRY!"

I don't really care other than the rank hypocrisy of the claim. You don't invent a "Hex Rally" for a non-rival. You don't mention a "non-rival" in your fight song. Players don't stomp on the jersey of a non-rival. You don't have a non-rival be the most talked about school on your fan site.



Aggies don't really care if y'all think we're a main rival or secondary. We just wish sips would be honest about it.

If A&M isn't a rival, act like it. Don't have your coach cry to the media that they never get to play a historic rival at home anymore. Change Texas Fight to mention OU. Hold the Hex Rally in October. Play Arkansas during rivalry week. Don't claim the move to the SEC was about restoring rivalries and point to the A&M game.

Just be honest for a change.

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"I've been told by countless sips that A&M is not a rival"

Sure A&M is a rival, just not quite the 'top of the pack' rival they aspire to.

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That's why the most viewed and posted on thread on Surly, by a very large margin, is the "Tell Me About Texas A&M" thread.

Because A&M is totally not their main rival.

Remember, sips are mostly liberals, and being a liberal means being a hypocrite on every topic.