Dang! This board is DEAD…. says the OP


yep. the only way this board will survive is if the Aggies can win a game after turkey day. and even the ones who are here cry they dgaf. they are a pitiful shadow of their Ag forefathers.

Jack Boyette said:

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Imagine how stupid someone has to be to make a prediction like this.

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Well Texas has curb-stomped a&m two straight years in a row to the tune of double digits.

Texas made the Semis twice while a&m got stuffed on their home field.

Embarrassing is what you are to the rest of college football.

You realize your starting QB didn't throw a single TD against Texas and Miami. Not 1!

What a historic season for the milkmen! 7-0 vs teams with a combined SEC record of 12-44...no wonder you got exposed against Texas and Miami.

Elko has righted the ship to the tune of a blowout loss to Texas and losing to Miami at home while only scoring 3 points in their program's biggest game to date.

Historic season for the Aggies! Print the cups.

H0RNbyBIRTH said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Imagine how stupid someone has to be to make a prediction like this.

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Well Texas has curb-stomped a&m two straight years in a row to the tune of double digits.

Texas made the Semis twice while a&m got stuffed on their home field.

Embarrassing is what you are to the rest of college football.

You realize your starting QB didn't throw a single TD against Texas and Miami. Not 1!

What a historic season for the milkmen! 7-0 vs teams with a combined SEC record of 12-44...no wonder you got exposed against Texas and Miami.

Elko has righted the ship to the tune of a blowout loss to Texas and losing to Miami at home while only scoring 3 points in their program's biggest game to date.

Historic season for the Aggies! Print the cups.

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Blowout? We were up at halftime on your crappy field. It was a 3 point game until the closing minutes of the game. A game that didn't matter, and because it didn't matter we didn't exactly fire all of our bullets. You pulled an upset, congratulations. The result was us in the playoff and you in an irrelevant bowl game. We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

Nobody cares that you "got to the semis" pal. You lost.

We're better than you in every aspect of everything.

Jack Boyette said:

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Blowout? We were up at halftime on your crappy field. It was a 3 point game until the closing minutes of the game. A game that didn't matter, and because it didn't matter we didn't exactly fire all of our bullets. You pulled an upset, congratulations. The result was us in the playoff and you in an irrelevant bowl game. We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

Nobody cares that you "got to the semis" pal. You lost.

We're better than you in every aspect of everything.

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I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

but watching the subsequent meltdowns here are the funny/sad cherry on top.

Kyle Field is our playground and we made you like it, Jack.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Blowout? We were up at halftime on your crappy field. It was a 3 point game until the closing minutes of the game. A game that didn't matter, and because it didn't matter we didn't exactly fire all of our bullets. You pulled an upset, congratulations. The result was us in the playoff and you in an irrelevant bowl game. We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

Nobody cares that you "got to the semis" pal. You lost.

We're better than you in every aspect of everything.

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I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

but watching the subsequent meltdowns here are the funny/sad cherry on top.

Kyle Field is our playground and we made you like it, Jack.

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Tell us about baseball.

Watch the logic shift….

Jack Boyette said:

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We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

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Still empty trophy case.

Bwahahahahaha

Jack Boyette said:

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We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

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Still empty trophy case.

Bwahahahahaha

Jack Boyette said:

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Tell us about baseball.

Watch the logic shift….

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We went to CWS.

a&m was not good enough to go too.

Logic is fun!

H0RNbyBIRTH said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

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Still empty trophy case.

Bwahahahahaha

Jack Boyette said:

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Tell us about baseball.

Watch the logic shift….

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We went to CWS.

a&m was not good enough to go too.

Logic is fun!

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That's exactly my point, Mensa.

Jack Boyette said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Blowout? We were up at halftime on your crappy field. It was a 3 point game until the closing minutes of the game. A game that didn't matter, and because it didn't matter we didn't exactly fire all of our bullets. You pulled an upset, congratulations. The result was us in the playoff and you in an irrelevant bowl game. We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

Nobody cares that you "got to the semis" pal. You lost.

We're better than you in every aspect of everything.

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I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

but watching the subsequent meltdowns here are the funny/sad cherry on top.

Kyle Field is our playground and we made you like it, Jack.

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Tell us about baseball.

Watch the logic shift….

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I congratulate you on current scoreboard in baseball and punching above your weight class, historically speaking.

Most folks are more invested in college football. If you're on cloud 9 over aluminum bats and gloves I'm happy for you. We need to do better. Taking your coach isn't enough. it's actually embarrassing when you turn around and beat us. we gotta show up, pitch and hit better. That said, most folks don't tune in for college baseball. They're unaware UT has been in the world series final a dozen times. or our NCs. They don't follow swimming either.

Jack Boyette said:

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That's exactly my point, Mensa.

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So you agree a&m sucks at sports.

Exactly my point!

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Blowout? We were up at halftime on your crappy field. It was a 3 point game until the closing minutes of the game. A game that didn't matter, and because it didn't matter we didn't exactly fire all of our bullets. You pulled an upset, congratulations. The result was us in the playoff and you in an irrelevant bowl game. We're getting better players than you. We have more money than you.

Nobody cares that you "got to the semis" pal. You lost.

We're better than you in every aspect of everything.

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I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

but watching the subsequent meltdowns here are the funny/sad cherry on top.

Kyle Field is our playground and we made you like it, Jack.

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Tell us about baseball.

Watch the logic shift….

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I congratulate you on current scoreboard in baseball and punching above your weight class, historically speaking.

Most folks are more invested in college football. If you're on cloud 9 over aluminum bats and gloves I'm happy for you. We need to do better. Taking your coach isn't enough. it's actually embarrassing when you turn around and beat us. we gotta show up, pitch and hit better. That said, most folks don't tune in for college baseball. They're unaware UT has been in the world series final a dozen times. or our NCs. They don't follow swimming either.

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If we're only talking about football, why are puffing your chest about 1 game when you didn't make the playoffs and that team did?

H0RNbyBIRTH said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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That's exactly my point, Mensa.

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So you agree a&m sucks at sports.

Exactly my point!

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No, and the data disagrees with you. A&M has one of the
best athletic departments in America. It's also a much better place to go to college than the land locked, liberal homeless infested ****hole you attended that doesn't look like the state it's in AT ALL.

What an absolute dork.

Jack Boyette said:

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If we're only talking about football, why are puffing your chest about 1 game when you didn't make the playoffs and that team did?

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I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

Is what I said. and then casually mentioned Kyle Field is the Longhorn's personal playground. but it was just calm response to your histrionics, bragging, insulting, flailing, your own concave chest and butthurt etc...

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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If we're only talking about football, why are puffing your chest about 1 game when you didn't make the playoffs and that team did?

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I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

Is what I said. and then casually mentioned Kyle Field is the Longhorn's personal playground. but it was just calm response to your histrionics, bragging, insulting, flailing, your own concave chest and butthurt etc...

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Pal, you're bragging about upsetting a team that everyone agrees was better than you. It didn't affect our season at all. Your reward was the f'n Cheeze It bowl against a team that fired their coach and wasn't good anyway.

It's kind of pathetic that you keep talking about this.

Jack Boyette said:

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Pal, you're bragging about upsetting a team that everyone agrees was better than you. It didn't affect our season at all. Your reward was the f'n Cheeze It bowl against a team that fired their coach and wasn't good anyway.

It's kind of pathetic that you keep talking about this.

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Horns OL opened up massive holes on the LOS. we beat your butt, blew your QBs mind, stuffed you and hung you from a tree like a piñata. then Miami thugs came with sticks and bats and went to town on your ass .
It was more an exposure than an upset. Nobody sane thought you were better. your supporters felt betrayed.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Pal, you're bragging about upsetting a team that everyone agrees was better than you. It didn't affect our season at all. Your reward was the f'n Cheeze It bowl against a team that fired their coach and wasn't good anyway.

It's kind of pathetic that you keep talking about this.

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Horns OL opened up massive holes on the LOS. we beat your butt, blew your QBs mind, stuffed you and hung you from a tree like a piñata. then Miami thugs came with sticks and bats and went to town on your ass .
It was more an exposure than an upset. Nobody sane thought you were better. your supporters felt betrayed.

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It was a 3 point game late in the 4th quarter. Your team played at home, and with everything on the line because they hilariously thought they could get into the playoff with a win…because it would be a win against one of the best teams in the country. We, on the hand, had zero to gain. You do realize that things like that are absolutely factors in games like that, don't you?

We went to the playoff, and you went to the Cheeze Bowl.

Miami went to town? We outgained Miami by 50 yards. We drove down the field to try to tie the game at the end and almost did. It was a tie game with less than 2 minutes to play against a Miami team that played for the national title.

I know you want to pretend like you were really good, but you weren't. Nobody that know anything about football or sports thinks tx was better than A&M. Of course, that doesn't describe you.

momma mia, thatsa a lotta excuses.

hahaha
Good luck, professor football. with your big dreams as you get pounded by Burnt Orange Daddy in late November. and tell me again how all the football experts find this acceptable. tell me one more time.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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momma mia, thatsa a lotta excuses.

hahaha
Good luck, professor football. with your big dreams as you get pounded by Burnt Orange Daddy in late November. and tell me again how all the football experts find this acceptable. tell me one more time.

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It's really not hard to understand. Teams are measured by the results of an entire season, not one game. It's not hard to understand why everyone agrees A&M is better than Texas: we went to the CFB Playoff…and they didn't.

It's pretty easy to illustrate an example you might actually understand: Florida was better than Texas in 2025. Right? They hammered them. It wasn't even close. The game was never in doubt.

We all know you know this and are simply trying to find something to chirp about, no matter how stupid it is.

we beat you in late November and your theoretical playoff run is done before it's started. additionally you are 2nd best in Texas. and lumps of coal are in your stockings.

Little things like this are why I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

If UT had a playoff run and won a NC after losing to you in late November we'd never hear the end of it, and for good reason. This isn't soccer. This is college football, and we're in Texas.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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we beat you in late November and your theoretical playoff run is done before it's started. additionally you are 2nd best in Texas. and lumps of coal are in your stockings.

Little things like this are why I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

If UT had a playoff run and won a NC after losing to you in late November we'd never hear the end of it, and for good reason. This isn't soccer. This is college football, and we're in Texas.

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Notice how you didn't address the analogy? Because you can't. Being upset by a rival in a road game didn't affect our playoff run at all. We ran into the second best team in the field and outgained them and outplayed them. A few unlucky bounces of the ball and we lost. That's football. You know what isn't? Begging for a playoff spot you don't deserve and finding yourself in an irrelevant bowl that you do.

Jack Boyette said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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we beat you in late November and your theoretical playoff run is done before it's started. additionally you are 2nd best in Texas. and lumps of coal are in your stockings.

Little things like this are why I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

If UT had a playoff run and won a NC after losing to you in late November we'd never hear the end of it, and for good reason. This isn't soccer. This is college football, and we're in Texas.

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Notice how you didn't address the analogy? Because you can't. Being upset by a rival in a road game didn't affect our playoff run at all. We ran into the second best team in the field and outgained them and outplayed them. A few unlucky bounces of the ball and we lost. That's football. You know what isn't? Begging for a playoff spot you don't deserve and finding yourself in an irrelevant bowl that you do.

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I should be pleased with the way you see the situation, for it is a perverted understanding of the sport of football, competition, taking momentum into the playoffs and our rivalry in general. It bodes poorly for your program.
But the older brother in me hates to see it.

Were he here I think Mike Elko himself would like you to shut up and shove your analogy up your butt. He doesn't justify losing.
You sir, are a sports pervert. good day.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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we beat you in late November and your theoretical playoff run is done before it's started. additionally you are 2nd best in Texas. and lumps of coal are in your stockings.

Little things like this are why I like it when our two teams show up to play a college football game and we kick your ass.

If UT had a playoff run and won a NC after losing to you in late November we'd never hear the end of it, and for good reason. This isn't soccer. This is college football, and we're in Texas.

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Notice how you didn't address the analogy? Because you can't. Being upset by a rival in a road game didn't affect our playoff run at all. We ran into the second best team in the field and outgained them and outplayed them. A few unlucky bounces of the ball and we lost. That's football. You know what isn't? Begging for a playoff spot you don't deserve and finding yourself in an irrelevant bowl that you do.

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I should be pleased with the way you see the situation, for it is a perverted understanding of the sport of football, competition, taking momentum into the playoffs and our rivalry in general. It bodes poorly for your program.
But the older brother in me hates to see it.

Were he here I think Mike Elko himself would like you to shut up and shove your analogy up your butt. He doesn't justify losing.
You sir, are a sports pervert. good day.

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Actually, Elko spoke about it BEFORE the game, and it was very clear that he views it just like I do. He specifically said that "we're certainly going to try to win in Austin and get to Atlanta, but I think we'd all agree that what's best in trying to win an SEC championship isn't necessarily what's best in trying to win a national championship."

But I'm sure you - a random dork who's never played football at any competitive level - knows more about what's optimal than one of the best coaches in the country.

Jack Boyette said:

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Actually, Elko spoke about it BEFORE the game, and it was very clear that he views it just like I do. He specifically said that "we're certainly going to try to win in Austin and get to Atlanta, but I think we'd all agree that what's best in trying to win an SEC championship isn't necessarily what's best in trying to win a national championship."

But I'm sure you - a random dork who's never played football at any competitive level - knows more about what's optimal than one of the best coaches in the country.

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I guess I'm happy that Elko mentally prepared everyone for a loss in Austin to the #16 team, and your petering out . I played HS football 40 years ago and when I looked across the line of scrimmage at the other team I wanted to put my helmet on somebody's earhole and knock them out (it was legal), and never wanted to lose and never prepared myself to look past any opponent and lose. So I didn't play modern day Aggie football. which you make sound super gay.

Scoreboard since 2011. Hook'em. and enjoy the moral victories.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Actually, Elko spoke about it BEFORE the game, and it was very clear that he views it just like I do. He specifically said that "we're certainly going to try to win in Austin and get to Atlanta, but I think we'd all agree that what's best in trying to win an SEC championship isn't necessarily what's best in trying to win a national championship."

But I'm sure you - a random dork who's never played football at any competitive level - knows more about what's optimal than one of the best coaches in the country.

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I guess I'm happy that Elko mentally prepared everyone for a loss in Austin to the #16 team, and your petering out . I played HS football 40 years ago and when I looked across the line of scrimmage at the other team I wanted to put my helmet on somebody's earhole and knock them out (it was legal), and never wanted to lose and never prepared myself to look past any opponent and lose. So I didn't play modern day Aggie football. which you make sound super gay.

Scoreboard since 2011. Hook'em. and enjoy the moral victories.

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Why can't you just admit that we're better than you? The whole country watched the season. The whole country watched the playoff. Nobody watched the Cheexe Bowl.

You lost your last two games. You lost to us. We've been winning and beat your ass.
we don't take a sec sec break mid-season and play a cupcake like samford or citadel. god y'all are soft. lol

Texas velvet maestro said:

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You lost your last two games. You lost to us. We've been winning and beat your ass.
we don't take a sec sec break mid-season and play a cupcake like samford or citadel. god y'all are soft. lol

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But you didn't...you lost 25% of your games and should have lost two more. You played in the equivalent of the NIT while we played for the real trophy.

You upset us in a rivalry game, which happens all the time and which didn't impact anything. Time of opponent smack? My Lord, you're desperate for validation. So sad.

Aggies played for nothing. you won nothing. your hands are empty, your trophy case is empty.. backed into the playoffs a loser, couldn't score a touchdown. you don't know how to win a football championship of any kind, and it shows. no football championships of any kind. this century. zero playoff wins, zero TDs..
All you have is excuses. yap yap yap pooor little guy. the book of records show you to be an also-ran.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Aggies played for nothing. you won nothing. your hands are empty, your trophy case is empty.. backed into the playoffs a loser, couldn't score a touchdown. you don't know how to win a football championship of any kind, and it shows. no football championships of any kind. this century. zero playoff wins, zero TDs..
All you have is excuses. yap yap yap pooor little guy. the book of records show you to be an also-ran.

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Do you realize how pathetic you sound? We made The Playoff as a 7 seed...out of 12. That's not "backing in" pal, that's "making the playoff." You were a 0 seed. You didn't make it. You weren't relevant to the discussion.

Texas hasn't won a championship in the modern era, pal. 2005 is no longer "the modern era." We have more money than you...which is why we're kicking your butt in the player acquisition department. You're not anyone's barometer for anything. It's clear, however, that we're yours. Upsetting us made your entire season.

Welcome to Little Brother Land, pal.

Jack Boyette said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Aggies played for nothing. you won nothing. your hands are empty, your trophy case is empty.. backed into the playoffs a loser, couldn't score a touchdown. you don't know how to win a football championship of any kind, and it shows. no football championships of any kind. this century. zero playoff wins, zero TDs..
All you have is excuses. yap yap yap pooor little guy. the book of records show you to be an also-ran.

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Do you realize how pathetic you sound? We made The Playoff as a 7 seed...out of 12. That's not "backing in" pal, that's "making the playoff." You were a 0 seed. You didn't make it. You weren't relevant to the discussion.

Texas hasn't won a championship in the modern era, pal. 2005 is no longer "the modern era." We have more money than you...which is why we're kicking your butt in the player acquisition department. You're not anyone's barometer for anything. It's clear, however, that we're yours. Upsetting us made your entire season.

Welcome to Little Brother Land, pal.

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yap yap yap. excuses. we kick your ass in football. in every metric. it's all in the record books.

everybody knows. the latest.
https://www.on3.com/news/the-athletic-ranks-most-valuable-college-football-programs-top-10-conference-breakdown-entering-2026-season/

I have nothing to say. Thread bump.
Let the evidence speak for itself.
Res ipsa loquitur

Has A&M played Georgia since joining the SEC?
Is there some sort of mercy rule A&M invoked that allows them to avoid them Dawgs ?

Yes, we played them

That Aggie player KC Concepcion is damn good. He'll be missed. But I know Ags have a lot of good players. It remains to be seen if Elko can make something of all this wealth.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Jack Boyette said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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Aggies played for nothing. you won nothing. your hands are empty, your trophy case is empty.. backed into the playoffs a loser, couldn't score a touchdown. you don't know how to win a football championship of any kind, and it shows. no football championships of any kind. this century. zero playoff wins, zero TDs..
All you have is excuses. yap yap yap pooor little guy. the book of records show you to be an also-ran.

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Do you realize how pathetic you sound? We made The Playoff as a 7 seed...out of 12. That's not "backing in" pal, that's "making the playoff." You were a 0 seed. You didn't make it. You weren't relevant to the discussion.

Texas hasn't won a championship in the modern era, pal. 2005 is no longer "the modern era." We have more money than you...which is why we're kicking your butt in the player acquisition department. You're not anyone's barometer for anything. It's clear, however, that we're yours. Upsetting us made your entire season.

Welcome to Little Brother Land, pal.

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yap yap yap. excuses. we kick your ass in football. in every metric. it's all in the record books.

everybody knows. the latest.
https://www.on3.com/news/the-athletic-ranks-most-valuable-college-football-programs-top-10-conference-breakdown-entering-2026-season/

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except of course, and what actually matters which is making the playoff.

Fun facts

Texas A&M vs. Texas (Lone Star Showdown)

• Viewership: Averaged 13.04 million viewers (peaking at 14.3 million) on November 28, 2025.
• Details: Played in Austin and broadcasted as the most-watched regular-season weekday college football game on record.

14 million saw TEXAS beat A&M again.

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The 2026 Cheez-It Citrus Bowl finished as the highest-rated non-CFP bowl game of the 20252026 postseason, peaking with a viewership of 15 million.

That's how many folks saw Texas beating down Michigan. They love to watch Arch Manning.

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Texas A&M vs. Miami (CFP First Round)

• Viewership: Averaged 14.8 million viewers (peaking at 19.3 million) on December 20, 2025.
• Details: Played during the first round of the expanded College Football Playoff and ranked as the second-most-watched first-round playoff game

Another 15-20 million watched Marcel Reed get sacked 7 times and throw 2 pics. and zero Aggie TDs.
Ag offense humiliated.

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Just prior to these games TX A%M destroyed the Samford Cupcake Bulldogs 48-0 (viewership numbers unknown) in AggieLand, and were on top of the world. Goes to show you how quickly things can fall apart.

Question of the day. When it comes to CHAMPIONSHIPS and hardware, does Texas A^M have more in common with Michigan, Miami and TEXAS, or, with Samford?