bobbranco said:

Texas velvet maestro said:

bobbranco said:



Yes, with your bedazzled dildos. You will be the envy of your alumni.
the only one envious of the possessor of a box full of dildos, is your mom.

Nah. She thinks you live up to the deranged wierdo sip stereotype when you dance in your purple velvets.
That my underachieving rivals' minds are inexorably tied to dildos is the stereotype. I've been trying to lead y'all down the path to normalcy for years now, but y'all can't quit it.