A&M is already planning for the next College Station rematch because.......you cannot start too early. Suggested changes:
Crowd noise. Okay the 12th Man, extra speakers, standing up the whole game, and handy cute white towels didn't work.
Aggie is going with cowbells !!!! No one has thought of that, right???
Much was made about "playing at Kyle at night".
In two years A&M plans to play Texas at 7:45 am. The rationale? "We're the Farmers, right? And Farmers get up early for chores, etc. The tea-sippers won't be ready for a 7:45 am kickoff !!!!"
Yell leaders. A&M's most feared and awesome weapon.
Double, no triple the number of Yell Leaders - that should scare the hell outta tu !!! Also remove any cute Aggie coeds from the first 20 rows of seats; they are a distraction and have no place anywhere near a football field; real men don't like cute sexy coeds and never will !!!
Matthew 'the ghey' McConaughey, tu's Minister of Cool and RTF professor. Texas A&M needs to counter this handsome movie star, godless heathen, bongo-playing, sideline prancing, super wealthy alum.
Aggies need to come up with their own super star alum, like Eva Longoria!!! What's that? She left the country in protest when Trump was re-elected ?? So when is she coming back? "NEVER" she says?
How about Louie Gohmert, legendary Aggie politician? Oh, he is scheduled to break a hip in the near future, never mind.
How about a trans person, they are pretty special these days; do we have someone like that ? With a ****** patroling the A&M sideline, McConahghey gets ZERO attention !!!!
Just a few simple changes for the next home field rematch and I have even more !
Crowd noise. Okay the 12th Man, extra speakers, standing up the whole game, and handy cute white towels didn't work.
Aggie is going with cowbells !!!! No one has thought of that, right???
Much was made about "playing at Kyle at night".
In two years A&M plans to play Texas at 7:45 am. The rationale? "We're the Farmers, right? And Farmers get up early for chores, etc. The tea-sippers won't be ready for a 7:45 am kickoff !!!!"
Yell leaders. A&M's most feared and awesome weapon.
Matthew 'the ghey' McConaughey, tu's Minister of Cool and RTF professor. Texas A&M needs to counter this handsome movie star, godless heathen, bongo-playing, sideline prancing, super wealthy alum.
Aggies need to come up with their own super star alum, like Eva Longoria!!! What's that? She left the country in protest when Trump was re-elected ?? So when is she coming back? "NEVER" she says?
How about Louie Gohmert, legendary Aggie politician? Oh, he is scheduled to break a hip in the near future, never mind.
How about a trans person, they are pretty special these days; do we have someone like that ? With a ****** patroling the A&M sideline, McConahghey gets ZERO attention !!!!
Just a few simple changes for the next home field rematch and I have even more !
