I want to become a Lowe's cart guy

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4:24p, 11/21/24

AG

I hear that's how you pick up all that Longhorn booty.

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1:54p, 11/22/24

AG

For those of us out of the know please explain.

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1:59p, 11/22/24

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One of the biggest loudmouth a-hole t-sips on Twitter posted a few days ago that his old lady (also a notorious sh-t talker on Twitter) had an affair with the cart boy at Lowes and he was done with her. Hilarity ensued. He then tried to deny it and say "it was a social experiment" and that all the aggagagys and Sooners were idiots. He and the cart boy diddler have both since deleted their Twitters. Yay!

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2:01p, 11/22/24

AG

Well, can be really blame a high value woman for getting all hot and wet for such a man of high status?

Every girl fantasizes about getting railed behind a big box store by an hourly employee in a vest.

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In reply to BohunkAg • 2:00p, 11/26/24

BohunkAg said:
One of the biggest loudmouth a-hole t-sips on Twitter posted a few days ago that his old lady (also a notorious sh-t talker on Twitter) had an affair with the cart boy at Lowes and he was done with her. Hilarity ensued. He then tried to deny it and say "it was a social experiment" and that all the aggagagys and Sooners were idiots. He and the cart boy diddler have both since deleted their Twitters. Yay!

Saw this last week. This whole thing has a "please don't put in the newspaper that I got mad" vibe to it.

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3:29p, 11/26/24

AG

Costco receipt checker or GTFO. Standards people.

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9:30p, 11/26/24

From experience, let me confirm pizza delivery guys score WAY MORE than Lowe cart guys. Think of the final scoreboards of Leach v. Fran and you get the idea.

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11:06a, 12/3/24

AG

Yikes

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11:23a, 12/3/24

At least post the whole mugshot.

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11:30a, 12/3/24

AG

Looks like a winner.

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1:01p, 12/3/24

AG

Word has it he was arrested at Lowe's.

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In reply to BohunkAg • 1:05p, 12/3/24

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BohunkAg said:
Word has it he was arrested at Lowe's.

Did he want some of the same sugar his wife got behind the dumpster?

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1:23p, 12/3/24

AG

This is a sad, sad tale.

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10:21a, 12/5/24

AG

Crystal Meth fits in there somewhere.