We may get trounced.
If we get trounced it will be because our offense keeps turning the ball over. The Horn D looks solid. but then will ensue a QB problem. and all the endless discussion and chatter. Excellent energy will build up in Aggielan,, a sense of giddiness and prosperity. all of you will get laid repeatedly all season long. You're welcome. in advance

Ahhh..the good ol' week 2 tu big game hedge right on cue.

A_Gang_Ag_06 said:

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Ahhh..the good ol' week 2 tu big game hedge right on cue.

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the ol' week 2 tu big game hedge?

That's a thing? pretty specific. look I don't know what you want from me. I bring you a positive vision of your future with all due realistic self deprecation.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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Excellent energy will build up in Aggielan,, a sense of giddiness and prosperity. all of you will get laid repeatedly all season long.

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Sounds like everyday shenanigans in Lubbock…

A reminder that payback is hell.

Game will be close. Bama will prevail. You will learn that while Bama oline holds every play according to the refs they never hold especially in Tuscaloosa.

That's said. Eat a deek sips.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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We may get trounced.
If we get trounced it will be because our offense keeps turning the ball over. The Horn D looks solid. but then will ensue a QB problem. and all the endless discussion and chatter. Excellent energy will build up in Aggielan,, a sense of giddiness and prosperity. all of you will get laid repeatedly all season long. You're welcome. in advance

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Lol. Hope you're right. Thank you! . Bama is beatable and if you guys put together your best game and win, then you deserve and will earn all the hype you're getting. Should be a great game.

I'm sure Coach Kardashian will have a brand new Home Depot vest for this game.

Sips lose - lots of reasons, including hiring a coach with a 57% winning percentage. He's now 14-12 so at least you're getting what you paid for.

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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We may get trounced.
If we get trounced it will be because our offense keeps turning the ball over. The Horn D looks solid. but then will ensue a QB problem. and all the endless discussion and chatter. Excellent energy will build up in Aggielan,, a sense of giddiness and prosperity. all of you will get laid repeatedly all season long. You're welcome. in advance

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Lol. Hope you're right. Thank you! . Bama is beatable and if you guys put together your best game and win, then you deserve and will earn all the hype you're getting. Should be a great game.

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We may will get trounced destroyed.

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FIFY

On the one hand Saban is getting old and seems to be slowing down.

On the other hand Sark is clown.


Old man kicks clown in the balls then eats jello and takes a nap.

O hell we get to watch the talking heads slobber all over Mc Con a Gay the entire game. He'll show up as a fake cowboy for the game, bet on it!

Football commentators never talked about Aggie movie star Rip Torn. He probably wondered why in the moments before he passed.

I just don't see this game being close. Maybe if it was in Austin, but not in Tuscaloosa. Saban wants to send a nice message to a lot of people. This one will be a blowout.

Whorns are going to get stove-piped.

Here's why:

• Sark is overrated
• No Bijan = no run game to take pressure off QB
• Ewers is going to be harassed all game, or as long as he lasts without injury
• Texas D is not SEC ready
• Saban is pissed, has something to prove
• Game in Tuscaloosa, so no home-cooking for the sips

Well, the FTAB has great seats at Kyle but they don't let them play music.

Well, at least there won't be DKKKR turf pellets causing loss of traction during super-human feats of acceleration and shifting.

chlavinka said:

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Well, the FTAB has great seats at Kyle but they don't let them play music.

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The whole DJ business is terrible. It's a Cougar High game environment anymore.

chlavinka said:

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Well, the FTAB has great seats at Kyle but they don't let them play music.

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Most of us are pretty thankful for that.

carl spacklers hat said:

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Whorns are going to get stove-piped.

Here's why:

• Sark is overrated
• No Bijan = no run game to take pressure off QB
• Ewers is going to be harassed all game, or as long as he lasts without injury
• Texas D is not SEC ready
• Saban is pissed, has something to prove
• Game in Tuscaloosa, so no home-cooking for the sips

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Wow, you really need to stay away from predictions. I hope you don't gamble.

Yet another of the endless Aggie prediction posts that just don't age well .....

Took you guys long enough to beat Bama, not even when they're at their top. Shame.

fc2112 said:

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A reminder that payback is hell.

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Band smack talk.

I have now seen it all. lol

Texas velvet maestro said:

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We may get trounced.
If we get trounced it will be because our offense keeps turning the ball over. The Horn D looks solid. but then will ensue a QB problem. and all the endless discussion and chatter. Excellent energy will build up in Aggielan,, a sense of giddiness and prosperity. all of you will get laid repeatedly all season long. You're welcome. in advance

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So now what? No sex?
Probably not as much for one day of fasting,
then an eager return to gorging.

Rongagin71 said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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We may get trounced.
If we get trounced it will be because our offense keeps turning the ball over. The Horn D looks solid. but then will ensue a QB problem. and all the endless discussion and chatter. Excellent energy will build up in Aggielan,, a sense of giddiness and prosperity. all of you will get laid repeatedly all season long. You're welcome. in advance

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So now what? No sex?
Probably not as much for one day of fasting,
then an eager return to gorging.

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Welp. It looks like you Aggie boys will have to continue to lie and work and scheme for your poooosie as the lord intended all us men to do since our expulsion from the garden. But that is the only downside to this weekend from my perspective.
I am sold on Ewers. He has his head right with the man upstairs. We have the weapons on offense. And we'll watch our running game improve. The Longhorn D has crazy potential.

We all still have conference play ahead of us. I think the Ags will run the table up to bye week and UT has an eye on closing out our B12 era with a championship. We gotta win the games even when we have a bad day,
But I'm a believer. Happy Sunday y'all.

I applaud you, the first respectable and level headed thing I've seen posted by a donghorn fan.

Thought I would post something from the Bammer point of view.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/notebook-two-touchdowns-called-back-stings-for-alabama/ar-AA1guPIR?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=9fdebc502f624d82995d2b2178b6ca0c&ei=15

carl spacklers hat said:

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Whorns are going to get stove-piped.

Here's why:

• Sark is overrated
• No Bijan = no run game to take pressure off QB
• Ewers is going to be harassed all game, or as long as he lasts without injury
• Texas D is not SEC ready
• Saban is pissed, has something to prove
• Game in Tuscaloosa, so no home-cooking for the sips

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Look forward to your Monday morning recap.

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Took you guys long enough to beat Bama, not even when they're at their top. Shame.

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Texas is 8-2-1 against Alabama.

Now we're top 5. Love that SEC SOS. this is a fun conference, this sec.

Rice is 3-0

TXAGBQ76 said:

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Rice is 3-0

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Talking about since 2009 genius.

Dark_Knight said:

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Talking about since 2009 genius.

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A&M assuredly has a better winning percentage than Texas' 33% winning percentage against Alabama since 2009 as we all know A&M and the moon control the tide.

And of course, this year's win by Texas does not really count because we all know now because Alabama lost to Texas, Alabama is really down.