POLL: how many more times will Ricky test positive???

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dixichkn
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Any sip who continues, with a straight face, to try to defend this dumbfahk......Good God you'd cut off your nose to spite your face, wouldn't you? All the sip friends I have (not many, granted, but a few) finally disowned this guy years ago and admit he's an embarrassment to the university. Wake up folks. This guy defines

"LOOOOO-HOOOO-HOOO-HOOO-HOOO-HOOOSER!" (sorry Ace.....)
StorminAg
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quote:

-Fast Times
As for his mary jane problems - it's not the end of the world. I mean, hell - they allow murderers to play in the NFL, right. If it were performance-enhancing drugs, that would be one thing - but I think he'll be just fine.....and all you aggies can stop obsessing over him.

MechE Ag
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Ricky will test positive as many times as he is tested.
FXST
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"Seriously, y'all stop worrying about your Daddy Ricky's urine. It's weird, even for Aggies."


POTD!!!!



"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho
Boozing Ag
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quote:
Texas velvet maestro
posted 7:34p, 5/18/2004



where is fat ron "90-million-carries" dayne? barcelona?


He plays for the NY Giants, but Barcelona would be a better place than a makeshift tent in the Australian Outback.
David_Puddy
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Just like clockwork FXST labels something as "post of the day" that involves a comment about urine. Not surprising.

- Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yes!
RK
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t-bird is on a mission. and all that.
David_Puddy
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RK,

You ready for a good weekend of hotties and drinking.....and all that?


- Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate writing with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with jerk store! Jerk store is the line! Jerk store! Yes!
Olive Bomb
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Q: How many more times will Ricky test positive?

A: None.

He either:
1) gets cleared of this mess now, plays out the season, collects his $$ and retires, or
2)he gets suspended for the year and never plays NFL again.
Between endorsements, book deals, etc., he'll never be hurting for money, no matter what happens. I'm sure someone like the Arena League or the next incarnation of the XFL will throw a ton of green (pun intended) at a 35-year-old Ricky to come play with no questions asked, a la Dennis Rodman these days.

I don't think the guy even cares one way or another.

[This message has been edited by Olive Bomb (edited 2/21/2006 1:17p).]
CMack11
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Between endorsements, book deals, etc., he'll never be hurting for money, no matter what happens.
I don't know how true that is. He came back to play football because he needed money and couldn't afford to pay the Dolphins back part of his signing bonus.

There's no way he still has any endorsement deals, and even if he does have some small ones they will be yanked as soon as he tests positive.
StorminAg
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Yeah....his book will fly off the shelves.....
Mr. Randy Watson
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I don't know how true that is. He came back to play football because he needed money and couldn't afford to pay the Dolphins back part of his signing bonus.


He will get a pension. And those are exempt from creditors under ERISA.
CMack11
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And he's so smart with money, I'm sure he won't mismanage his pension.

Is it also exempt from child support?
RK
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RK,

You ready for a good weekend of hotties and drinking.....and all that?



i'm ready for some focking bbq, booze, broads and all that!
MidnightBevo
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NFL drug tests or all drug tests. Because that's really to VERY different questions...
CMack11
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Do players who get kicked out of the league really earn a pension?
Chinese Democracy
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Just like clockwork FXST labels something as "post of the day" that involves a comment about urine. Not surprising.


Two answers.
1. He bought his weed from a ponytailed grandfahter at a youth soccer game

2. Well Tbird, after all of the Aggies who have urinated, imagine the last time they every played for anything meaningful, then ask yourself if Millard Fillmore would know about going 4-8, cupcake! (/FXST)
 
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