Excitement about new game day atmosphere at DKR

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7:23p, 8/21/21
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7:51p, 8/21/21
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More distractions for those mouth breathers. They already can't make it into their seats by the second quarter and don't return from halftime.
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The Agly Duckling
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8:14p, 8/21/21
I seriously hope this is a joke.
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8:21p, 8/21/21
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Gotta have something to distract from terrible football
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8:21p, 8/21/21
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So jet pack dude will zip line into a Ferris wheel
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8:36p, 8/21/21
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Probably have Corn Dog Dildos on a stick.
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8:38p, 8/21/21
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When the game and team aren't enough you resort to adding "value" to be there.
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8:55p, 8/21/21
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Gonna need bus to Kahlahari after a couple of these

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9:30p, 8/21/21
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The old time carnivals had the "guess my weight" game.

In Austin it will be the "guess my gender" game.
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9:35p, 8/21/21
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Pole Assassin and the monkey on the zip line.

There's some pregame entertainment.
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In reply to The Agly Duckling • 10:54p, 8/21/21
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Sully Penny said:
I seriously hope this is a joke.


Yeah they definitely won't be playing better football
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8:03a, 8/22/21
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Will the zip line end at the opening of the flying uterus? They can call the ride the Tampon String.
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8:10a, 8/22/21
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Maybe you have seen the graphic of the smoke leaving the vagina that will be part of the new sip stadium entrance?

But did you know that smoke will be created in the sip locker room/homeless shelter by players and residents doing one last giant doobie hit before kickoff?
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In reply to Madman • 9:17a, 8/22/21
Madman said:
Maybe you have seen the graphic of the smoke leaving the vagina that will be part of the new sip stadium entrance?

But did you know that smoke will be created in the sip locker room/homeless shelter by players and residents doing one last giant doobie hit before kickoff?

Dammit, there was a queef joke here you missed.
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In reply to HTownAg98 • 9:36a, 8/22/21
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HTownAg98 said:
Madman said:
Maybe you have seen the graphic of the smoke leaving the vagina that will be part of the new sip stadium entrance?

But did you know that smoke will be created in the sip locker room/homeless shelter by players and residents doing one last giant doobie hit before kickoff?

Dammit, there was a queef joke here you missed.
Well their locker room is also a ladies shelter so some of that smoke might be from vaginal bong hits.


Or so i'm told.
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In reply to Jock 07 • 11:58a, 8/22/21
Jock 07 said:
So jet pack dude will zip line into a Ferris wheel

Jet pack man really ratcheted up crowd enthusiasm. Really need him back.
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7:27p, 8/22/21
They're also installing a hobo petting zoo complete with a live feces exhibit on the sidewalk. Children will have access to feed dispensers scattered throughout the fun park, except instead of livestock pellets, the feed dispensers will dole out generous quantities of oxy. Fun for the whole family.
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5:06a, 8/23/21
I just want them to do 1 "White out" game! The team wearing those Icy white uniforms running out of that tunnel!!! They would never ever live that down!!
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In reply to West texas fan • 7:04a, 8/23/21
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Hopefully they are playing Iowa State in their all red unis. The Bloodiest Game of the Month!
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8:50a, 8/23/21
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A f-cking Ferris Wheel on campus? Seriously?
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In reply to Madman • 10:27a, 8/23/21
Madman said:
The old time carnivals had the "guess my weight" game.

In Austin it will be the "guess my gender" game.


You can't win at that one because the contestants are free to choose on the spot.
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In reply to BohunkAg • 10:28a, 8/23/21
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A f-cking Ferris Wheel on campus? Seriously?


They have had a fleet of clown cars for years now.
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10:44a, 8/23/21
Maybe they can add a clown show.



Oh wait...
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In reply to RikkiTikkaTagem • 11:55a, 8/23/21
AgStuckinLBK said:
Sully Penny said:
I seriously hope this is a joke.


Yeah they definitely won't be playing better football
How do you know? That's not a very high standard to exceed.
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11:45a, 8/24/21
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In reply to DeangeloVickers • 12:14p, 8/24/21
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DeangeloVickers said:
Gonna need bus to Kahlahari after a couple of these



Illegal formation
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In reply to ABATTBQ87 • 4:49p, 8/24/21
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ABATTBQ87 said:
DeangeloVickers said:
Gonna need bus to Kahlahari after a couple of these



Illegal formation
Sip referees.
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In reply to jokershady • 7:40p, 8/24/21
jokershady said:
Gotta have something to distract from terrible football
LOL
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In reply to DeangeloVickers • 7:53p, 8/24/21
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DeangeloVickers said:
Gonna need bus to Kahlahari after a couple of these



The grenade toss still cracks me up.
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8:51a, 8/25/21
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Their AD dresses like a clown

He will fit right in at the carnival.

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In reply to mulch • 9:54a, 8/25/21
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mulch said:
Their AD dresses like a clown

He will fit right in at the carnival.




STEP RIGHT UP! THREE BALLS FOR FIVE DOLLARS!

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In reply to rootube • 1:53p, 8/25/21
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I'm sure all of this will help out their football team. Ferris wheels and zip lining are crucial to developing a national championship team.

Why hasn't everyone thought of this?
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2:48p, 8/25/21
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I'm sure recruits and their families will be blown away
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8:59a, 8/26/21
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You would think with Austin being such a "vibrant city" that all those morons use as a recruiting tool they wouldn't have to resort to stuff like this to try and get people interested. Ole Miss and LSU have fantastic scenes outside their stadiums on game day without this crap. I guess it just takes hot women (Ole Miss) and drunk coonasses cooking great food to get interest elsewhere.
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9:34a, 8/26/21
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How many coupons/tickets does it cost to do most of this crap? Can you trade the midway coupons for entry into DKR?

Or can you trade an actual game ticket for coupons? Whats the exchange rate? A smart sip would skip the game and just ride the rides and eat the fried food outside instead of going to the actual game.

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