Here's $100k, be special, not stupid

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even Jack Easterby doesn't know what VY is actually going to do
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Big time
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I assume Vince will be the proof reader for the AD letters to the school
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If it keeps him off the streets and out of the news, it is money well spent.
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He'll also receive a very special set of knee pads.
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W said:

even Jack Easterby doesn't know what VY is actually going to do
Under appreciated post.
WC94
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Played basketball against him and seemed like a nice guy, until somebody tried to make a story off him and started banging. He split that guys skull with an elbow. Actually respected him more afterwards, don't mess with someone millions, you never know when they will turn into thousands.
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Wat
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That's racist. Paying a black man below the level of poverty in Austin, TX. I guess VY will be living in the closest homeless camp to campus.
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Didn't the Texas Athletic department have lots of layoffs of actual working people last year due to Covid. And then they bring this guy in to do nothing? Joke
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DANG said:

Didn't the Texas Athletic department have lots of layoffs of actual working people last year due to Covid. And then they bring this guy in to do nothing? Joke
Logic be damned! FEELINGS! Feelings and perception rule!!!
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Haven't they done this one before? Maybe they need an in with Cheesecake Factory for staff meeting catering
You do not have a soul. You are a soul that has a body.

We sing Hallelujah! The Lamb has overcome!
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I've seen this movie before. Guessing it ends the same way.
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Isn't this exactly the plot of the movie Radio?
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Dude's probably going around town calling himself the Assistant Athletic Director. He's Dwight Schrute without the beet farm.
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WC94 said:

Played basketball against him and seemed like a nice guy, until somebody tried to make a story off him and started banging. He split that guys skull with an elbow. Actually respected him more afterwards, don't mess with someone millions, you never know when they will turn into thousands.
Cool story, just a couple questions:

1. What does "make a story off him" mean?
2. What does "start banging" mean?
3. What does it mean to "mess with someone millions"?
4. What does it mean when someone "turns into thousands"?
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Rendered Fat said:

WC94 said:

Played basketball against him and seemed like a nice guy, until somebody tried to make a story off him and started banging. He split that guys skull with an elbow. Actually respected him more afterwards, don't mess with someone millions, you never know when they will turn into thousands.
I have no idea what you just said.
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At the top of his stationary:

Frum the deks of Vinz Yung
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WC94 said:

Played basketball against him and seemed like a nice guy, until somebody tried to make a story off him and started banging. He split that guys skull with an elbow. Actually respected him more afterwards, don't mess with someone millions, you never know when they will turn into thousands.


I'm going to need to see this in "Dear Cote..." picture format
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Again, I dont understand the hate on this topic. His job will be to play golf with the bigs and attend all the alumni fundraisers. He will pay for himself in increased donations.
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Agsuffering@bulaw said:

Again, I dont understand the hate on this topic. His job will be to play golf with the bigs and attend all the alumni fundraisers. He will pay for himself in increased donations.

Because we like making fun of sip dumbasses.
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The written job description with requirements was recently leaked and the position was only open to illiterate candidates.

Which makes you wonder who read and signed the application for him.

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Agsuffering@bulaw said:

Again, I dont understand the hate on this topic. His job will be to play golf with the bigs and attend all the alumni fundraisers. He will pay for himself in increased donations.
And when he shows up on the blotter again for ANOTHER DUI?
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Then hire him as a contractor and let him work on a commission, not take his cut from the public treasury.
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Agsuffering@bulaw said:

Again, I dont understand the hate on this topic. His job will be to play golf with the bigs and attend all the alumni fundraisers. He will pay for himself in increased donations.
He had that same job and got fired from it because he didn't show up.

Again they laid off employees yet hired this clown who already got fired once for being an idiot.
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" Messing with his millions". Vince did a good enough job "messing with his millions" all by himself.
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Brian DeSpain said:

" Messing with his millions". Vince did a good enough job "messing with his millions" all by himself.


Raise your hand if you haven't taken out a high interest , 7 figure loan, to throw yourself a birthday party.
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SchizoAg said:

WC94 said:

Played basketball against him and seemed like a nice guy, until somebody tried to make a story off him and started banging. He split that guys skull with an elbow. Actually respected him more afterwards, don't mess with someone millions, you never know when they will turn into thousands.
Cool story, just a couple questions:

I'm old, but I'll try:

1. What does "make a story off him" mean? No ****ing idea what this means.
2. What does "start banging" mean? Began playing physical with VY in the paint.
3. What does it mean to "mess with someone millions"? 3 and 4: Body up on VY in the paint and cause him to blow out a knee, etc., his draft stock goes down and so does the money he receives.
4. What does it mean when someone "turns into thousands"?
Of course, the same subject could have been wrapped up by saying this:

Don't make VY's risky decision to play pick up basketball games even riskier by playing aggressive against him. Instead, let Vince turn his millions into thousands at the Cheesecake Factory, buying out the entire flight with Southwest Airlines and other similar things.
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JD05AG said:


I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Well done!
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Brian DeSpain said:

" Messing with his millions". Vince did a good enough job "messing with his millions" all by himself.


Damn you Cheesecake Factory
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What could go wrong?
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