Are the sips gonna be able to finish their stadium?

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8:22a, 4/20/20
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Oil at $11 and they have NOT received the full cash amount of all those financial commitments made at the start.

What if their rich guys aren't rich anymore? Or if the season has no fans?

Could that eyesore sit unfinished for another 18-24 months?

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8:59a, 4/20/20
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Very few people will notice either way. The longhorn network finally has a beneficial purpose.
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9:37a, 4/20/20
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Maybe they can borrow a tarp?
Username checks out.
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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 11:06a, 4/20/20
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Maybe they can borrow a tarp?
That's just mean, funny as all hell, but mean.
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11:35a, 4/20/20
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I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.

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2:12p, 4/20/20
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^Objectively speaking, that looks incredibly CHEAP and stupid. Bleh.
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In reply to goodAg80 • 2:29p, 4/20/20
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I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.

I've got to give them credit for an inventive solution. Can't fill your stadium? Just cut giant holes in it. Can't wait to see what shape they cut into their student section.
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In reply to Ginormus Ag • 3:23p, 4/20/20
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Ginormus Ag said:
Maybe they can borrow a tarp?
Where? Baylor is using theirs.
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6:29p, 4/20/20
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At what angle will the camera angles have to be at to see the uterus shape. Blimp only? Wonder if they thought about that.
Let's go ski-man!
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7:40p, 4/20/20
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It will look like the uterus is bleeding
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In reply to goodAg80 • 10:04p, 4/20/20
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I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.


Is that what a queef actually looks like?
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6:49a, 4/21/20
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If the Rice marching band ever plays there, a savage viral video will be made.

They don't give a shat.
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7:57a, 4/21/20
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How many idiots approved this
Wow
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In reply to goodAg80 • 8:04a, 4/21/20
goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.

they're taking this "our team is young" thing a little too far
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In reply to goodAg80 • 9:35a, 4/21/20
goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.

I, for one, will be sad if they can't unveil their giant, steaming uterus issuing forth an enormous cream pie of rejected genetic waste, soon to become a stain on field for all to see.
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In reply to Ugly • 9:58a, 4/21/20
Ugly said:
goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.

I've got to give them credit for an inventive solution. Can't fill your stadium? Just cut giant holes in it. Can't wait to see what shape they cut into their student section.

It will be in the shape of a dildo, with the head pointing toward the uterus at the other end of the stadium.
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10:05a, 4/21/20
There are some disturbing thoughts on this thread. I think isolation is impacting sanity.
"So long as an opinion is strongly rooted in the feelings, it gains rather than loses in stability by having a preponderating weight of argument against it."

- John Stuart Mill, 1869
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In reply to goodAg80 • 1:39p, 4/21/20
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goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.



Looks like a cream pie. Little Debbie is looking to get a sponsorship, and fran will replace hermensa as a dual head coach and spokesperson.

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1:43p, 4/21/20
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Will Fat Ketch even fit thru that birth canal?

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In reply to 33 • 1:44p, 4/21/20
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33 said:
There are some disturbing thoughts on this thread. I think isolation is impacting sanity.


It is your school that created an architectural feature based on your very uterus-reminiscent logo where "stuff" will flow from it...if you couldn't foresee being mocked...well then that's on you! The memes and jokes that are to come will be a delight!

Sips never disappoint!

Ps: isolation has nothing to do with these comments...any chance to mock the nutless bovines should be taken advantage of!!
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8:33p, 4/21/20
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They continue to embarrass themselves, which more or less used to be our job.

As a bonus, every screw up they make costs them lots of money.
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12:44a, 4/22/20
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NM

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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 12:45a, 4/22/20
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ABATTBQ11 said:
goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.



Looks like a cream pie. Little Debbie is looking to get a sponsorship, and fran will replace hermensa as a dual head coach and spokesperson.

Imagine for a moment, Tech winning and the gap guy rips down the goal post and heads for the opening.
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In reply to Joe Schillaci 48 • 8:21a, 4/22/20
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pepe the dog said:
ABATTBQ11 said:
goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.



Looks like a cream pie. Little Debbie is looking to get a sponsorship, and fran will replace hermensa as a dual head coach and spokesperson.

Imagine for a moment, Tech winning and the gap guy rips down the goal post and heads for the opening.


/laughcry


Imagine tech coming out of that tunnel from the locker rooms in red and black uniforms. "I guess it's just that time of the year."
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In reply to Picard • 10:07a, 4/22/20
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Picard said:
Will Fat Ketch even fit thru that birth canal?

I'm sure at game time he is typically covered with grease from pounding chicken wings, he'll slide right out.
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In reply to West Point Aggie • 11:54a, 4/22/20
West Point Aggie, did you attend West Point? I have worked with many alumni of West Point and the Naval Academy over the years. Just curious. Thanks.
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In reply to ABATTBQ11 • 5:28p, 4/22/20
ABATTBQ11 said:
goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.



Looks like a cream pie.

Or any team wearing all whites and running in at halftime.

That's a race to see.
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In reply to Joe Schillaci 48 • 5:34p, 4/22/20
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pepe the dog said:
ABATTBQ11 said:
goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.



Looks like a cream pie. Little Debbie is looking to get a sponsorship, and fran will replace hermensa as a dual head coach and spokesperson.

Imagine for a moment, Tech winning and the gap guy rips down the goal post and heads for the opening.


Remember that gif of a camera spanning a whole bunch of fans and one guy in particular doing something with his index and middle finger?

That will happen...it will be a huge penalty but it will be the next big meme (or animated gif). Thank you nutless ones for the future entertainment!!!
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3:24p, 4/23/20
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No way is this real. Was this taken from The Onion?
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4:16p, 4/23/20
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Stillborn.
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In reply to GIF Reactor • 6:32p, 4/23/20
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No way is this real. Was this taken from The Onion?
It's real and its glorious. We've been talking about it for months elsewhere.
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2:52a, 4/24/20
If you haven't read the replies to the original tweet, I strongly urge that you do so. Some of the funniest stuff that I have ever seen.

One of my favorite replies is in response to a possible game against Navy.
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10:00a, 4/27/20
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If this is real then it's going to create some great laughs.
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In reply to goodAg80 • 12:09p, 4/27/20
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goodAg80 said:
I was looking forward to seeing the dildos run out the uterus.



Those aren't dildos. Those are eggs coming out of the uterus that mean the sips will be young again.
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In reply to Picard • 12:13p, 4/27/20
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Picard said:
Will Fat Ketch even fit thru that birth canal?

He is not allowed in as a journalist.
Resistance to tyranny is obedience to God.
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