Was 13-0 Branding Iron a real person?

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Repeat the Line
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Some people say it was a conglomerate persona of multiple posters, under the guise of a former Aggie football player that became a successful businessman in the O&G industry.
BohunkAg
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He was/is real. 100% confirmed through more than one source.
Science Denier
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He was one of the 8,403 jort socks
BohunkAg
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jblaschke said:

He was one of the 8,403 jort socks
Nope....I saw him and Jorts in the same place once.
Science Denier
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BohunkAg said:

jblaschke said:

He was one of the 8,403 jort socks
Nope....I saw him and Jorts in the same place once.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you a Jorts sock also?
33
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BohunkAg said:


He was/is real. 100% confirmed through more than one source.

He was the best e-fighter on the planet. He beat up so many limp-wristed opponents that his record will stand forever.
BohunkAg
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jblaschke said:

BohunkAg said:

jblaschke said:

He was one of the 8,403 jort socks
Nope....I saw him and Jorts in the same place once.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you a Jorts sock also?
Send me some money and find out.
goodAg80
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33 said:

BohunkAg said:


He was/is real. 100% confirmed through more than one source.

He was the best e-fighter on the planet. He beat up so many limp-wristed opponents that his record will stand forever.
I believe he drove an e-Jag too.
Special BI
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33 said:

BohunkAg said:


He was/is real. 100% confirmed through more than one source.

He was the best e-fighter on the planet. He beat up so many limp-wristed opponents that his record will stand forever.
Hey 33, Branding Iron can beat the ****ing **** out of you. Hard.
Science Denier
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BohunkAg said:

jblaschke said:

BohunkAg said:

jblaschke said:

He was one of the 8,403 jort socks
Nope....I saw him and Jorts in the same place once.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Are you a Jorts sock also?
Send me some money and find out.
How about I just beat the **** out of you, and when you beg for mercy, I'll stop when you inform me.

But, only in the bread section of HEB.
kb2001
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13-0 predates the server crash and relaunch in 1999. I always suspected he might be a Brandon or Billy sock, so they could participate in the forums anonymously. To think he's a jorts sock is just stupid. Jorts came in the wave of d-bags at the beginning of the Fran era, he was about 3 tiers below BI even before he started running drugs and robbing texags posters. If anything it would have been the other way around. BI made Rivalries what it is, wouldn't surprise me if he had a dozen socks
AgDotCom
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I rose from that server crash as my profile will attest. But I can't remember exactly what caused it.... I'm thinking it was the Tech game...does that sound about right? This place was a lot of fun back then both before and after that meltdown.
BohunkAg
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I have a quick Brandi story I can relate without giving away too much I think, so gather around. When the whole nonsense was going around where he was going to fight someone in real life, and this was YEARS ago now (early 2000s), I was doing some work at an office type place in Houston. One of the guys that worked there happened to be an Ag. I went in his office and he said, did you see what (office crazy guy, also an Ag) just posted on Texags???? I said "who the what?" He said "he's 13 0 Branding Iron!" I said "NO F_CKING WAY!!!" He assumed I knew.

So after that, I began observing this dude, and he had all these weird mannerisms, like flexing in the mirror in the bathroom and running stairs in the building after work. So one day I asked Jorts if he knew who 13 0 was. And he gave me this same dude's name. I've never told. No reason to. Jorts used to hang out with him and brought him to Zone's tailgate a couple times, but I'm not sure if anyone knew who he was on here.

Good times. And no, I don't know where he is now.


Fishing Fools
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Yes he's real. Really nice guy in real life. Total opposite from his skull crushing piss on tu posts!
33
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Special BI said:

Hey 33, Branding Iron can beat the ****ing **** out of you. Hard.

The internet is full of barking dogs.
APHIS AG
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If there was anyone that hated the sips more and it was 13-0. He has not posted since 2017.
DallasAg 94
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I pre-dated the melt down. It had to do with an infection Brandon got from the original creator of TexAgs.

Or it had to do with a "database corruption" during the owner transition... or so we were told.

The infection sounds more plausible... hope I don't get the Bans.
Red Rover
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I always wondered if BI was a guy I had PETE classes with, but the guy I was thinking of wasn't on the football team.
Muy
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Branding Iron vs Longhorn Boob started during the Austin360.com days, pre Texags. Good times.
LonghornDub
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13-0 Branding Iron is alive and well and living in his EJag in the parking lot of a Houston area YMCA waiting on some fool Longhorn to show up for his eBeating.
God made the country, and man made the town. William Cowper

BCG Disciple
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Brandi would be in his 50s these days, right?

He is the type of guy I picture flexing in the bathroom mirror at work and running bleachers up and down the fire escape stairs between meetings. Hilarious the Bo was mesmerized by his persona and never had the stones as a junior texagger at the time to talk to him.
BohunkAg
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BCG Disciple said:

Brandi would be in his 50s these days, right?

He is the type of guy I picture flexing in the bathroom mirror at work and running bleachers up and down the fire escape stairs between meetings. Hilarious the Bo was mesmerized by his persona and never had the stones as a junior texagger at the time to talk to him.
Guilty.
AgDotCom
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LonghornDub said:

13-0 Branding Iron is alive and well and living in his EJag in the parking lot of a Houston area YMCA waiting on some fool Longhorn to show up for his eBeating.
Pretty good memory, Dub. But you forgot "tan on tan". Man, it seemed like every day was interesting around here back then. As over the top as some of this stuff was, it was still entertaining to check in here most days


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Cy_Tolliver
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BI was an idiot and a nut case, but damn if he didn't make rivalries into a must read.
Special BI
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Hey, Cy_Tolliver, Branding Iron will beat the **** out of you. Hard.
RightWingConspirator
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Did he really wear tan shirts with tan trousers??
RightWingConspirator
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AgDotCom beat me to it. I thought Bi was a complete idiot, but I'll never forget the grief that guy got for his tan-on-tan attire. Glad I'm not the only one who remembered that gem.
Bag
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the greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist
huisachel
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I hear he now tweets under the name Donald Trump
Cy_Tolliver
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huisachel said:

I hear he now tweets under the name Donald Trumpdid
Did you type that while finding new uses for your dildo?
ABATTBQ11
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Special BI said:

33 said:

BohunkAg said:


He was/is real. 100% confirmed through more than one source.

He was the best e-fighter on the planet. He beat up so many limp-wristed opponents that his record will stand forever.
Hey 33, Branding Iron can beat the ****ing **** out of you. Hard. You limp wristed *****.



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