To all our resurgent sip friends with new usernames...

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David_Puddy
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Good God, I can't imagine spending all day on another school's website e-defending a school/team that told me to shove my fist up my own ass when I applied. Because I'm sure these dopes spend the rest of their time on the Texas websites as well. What sort of jobs do dildos like tshirtteasipper have? Obviously one that isn't very important.
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Texasteasipper said:

Lol. Except Herman did everything in regards to social media, videos, etc when he was at Houston if you were paying attention.

Still going with the 7 on 7 recruiting class shtick? He signed 10-11 trench players and got OT grad transfer Calvin Anderson.

Ummm.... #gigemgang <<< LOL.

Make no mistake, Aggies paid 75 million for a head coach to combat the hiring of Herman.

And Texas IS and ALWAYS will be THE University of Texas.




Are you a steveo sock? Because you seem to have the same level of functional human stupidity. And even for moronic t-shirt sips, the likelihood that two separate individuals would both find their way to this website seems statistically unlikely.
MetoliusAg
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It's difficult to win an argument when the opposition is 5,000 dildo paraders and unemployed coach Gene Chizik.
Your Friend
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I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.
Flexbone
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Your Friend said:

I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.
I'm sure you are. No QBs worth a ****, no OL worth a ****, the best players off a meh defense gone...what's not to love. I guess in the Big 12, you can have all those issues and there's still a chance.
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Your Friend said:

I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.
Why?

  • Lost a lot of defenders including Malik of Nazereth
  • Lost OL (7 guys will limp into the season)
  • Running back sucks even with the new fruit from Cal
  • QB situation is dire. With a weak oline (new LT) they are likely to get injured again one of whom is one more knock to the melon and he is done for good. Good thing Herman likes to run the QBs.
  • Lost the best player on last year's squad: the punter. I have to admit he was really good.
  • Kept the Offensive coordinator.

On the plus side
  • Tommy's nipples look bigger than ever

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If it's only 6...just like Herman...in a league with 2-3 TIMES the draftable talent...you'll consider that a raging success, right?
No, because that would be using logical variables and common knowledge. And sips tend to kinda bypass those tricky little things. I'll put an 8 win total out there for us simply because it's year 1 and because Clemson and Bama are two of our first 4 games. Onward and upward from there.

And btw, welcome back Miss Hawg. Haven't seen you around here much lately.......
aggiedad55
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Hot lips Herman fits in perfectly with the sips.
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goodAg80 said:

Your Friend said:

I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.
Why?

  • Lost a lot of defenders including Malik of Nazereth




Dude... that's probably the number one reason he's excited about this team.. they could put a wet blanket in Malik's spot now and it will be considered an upgrade.
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Your Friend said:

I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.


Great e-bait yet again! Good luck on your e-catch, dumbass.
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Jock 07 said:

serious question,why are you on this website, all day, desperately seeking validation, defending a school that wiped its proverbial ass with your application? You seem a bit insecure, if not unhinged.


This. Looking for validation. Feels threatened. Lashing out because he know that what he aligns himself with is no longer and will possibly never be the top program in the state. Anger issues? Probably. Get use to it Ags!
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Flexbone said:

Your Friend said:

I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.
I'm sure you are. No QBs worth a ****, no OL worth a ****, the best players off a meh defense gone...what's not to love. I guess in the Big 12, you can have all those issues and there's still a chance.


Pfffft. Texas FEI defensive rating last year was excellent and Orlando's 2nd year D will be even better than last years. But Im sure you are all in the know.

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/feidef

OL will also be better than last year (yes, still a weakness) and Sam Ehlinger was a true freshman. Getting RB Tre Watson from Cal was huge. Plenty of talent at WR just need some to step up outside Collin Johnson.

This is a team that is going to surpise people this year.

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Texasteasipper said:

Flexbone said:

Your Friend said:

I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.
I'm sure you are. No QBs worth a ****, no OL worth a ****, the best players off a meh defense gone...what's not to love. I guess in the Big 12, you can have all those issues and there's still a chance.


Pfffft. Texas FEI defensive rating last year was excellent and Orlando's 2nd year D will be even better than last years. But Im sure you are all in the know.

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/feidef

OL will also be better than last year (yes, still a weakness) and Sam Ehlinger was a true freshman. Getting RB Tre Watson from Cal was huge. Plenty of talent at WR just need some to step up outside Collin Johnson.

This is a team that is going to surpise people this year.


Hahahahahahaha!!! (Deep breath) Hahahahahaha!!!! Sam hasn't lasted a full season since junior high school. Offensive line is not any better. RB with 1300 career yards is a huge pickup.? (Does not matter anyway. Nick Chubb could not run behind that line.) Defense lost a lot of starters. Only thing that should give you any hope is that I do not see a great team in the Big 12 this season. Sooners may be really good but their quarterback is new. I think WV has their starter coming back. Other than that most teams have a lot of questions.
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There are lots of gay men and women at A&M. They are proud of their school just like everyone else that attends A&M. They don't feel the need to go out and embarrass their school, their fellow students and former students by publicly humiliating their school on a national scale. What was supposed to be a protest against concealed carry on campus turned into one of the most vile and offensive gay pride parades known to man.
You sound like an expert.
Texasteasipper
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CoachLB said:

Texasteasipper said:

Flexbone said:

Your Friend said:

I'm pretty psyched about this years texas team.
I'm sure you are. No QBs worth a ****, no OL worth a ****, the best players off a meh defense gone...what's not to love. I guess in the Big 12, you can have all those issues and there's still a chance.


Pfffft. Texas FEI defensive rating last year was excellent and Orlando's 2nd year D will be even better than last years. But Im sure you are all in the know.

https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/feidef

OL will also be better than last year (yes, still a weakness) and Sam Ehlinger was a true freshman. Getting RB Tre Watson from Cal was huge. Plenty of talent at WR just need some to step up outside Collin Johnson.

This is a team that is going to surpise people this year.


Hahahahahahaha!!! (Deep breath) Hahahahahaha!!!! Sam hasn't lasted a full season since junior high school. Offensive line is not any better. RB with 1300 career yards is a huge pickup.? (Does not matter anyway. Nick Chubb could not run behind that line.) Defense lost a lot of starters. Only thing that should give you any hope is that I do not see a great team in the Big 12 this season. Sooners may be really good but their quarterback is new. I think WV has their starter coming back. Other than that most teams have a lot of questions.


Geezus dude, take a xanax. And Ok. You certainly know best!
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There are lots of gay men and women at A&M. They are proud of their school just like everyone else that attends A&M. They don't feel the need to go out and embarrass their school, their fellow students and former students by publicly humiliating their school on a national scale. What was supposed to be a protest against concealed carry on campus turned into one of the most vile and offensive gay pride parades known to man.
That's true. They leave that to these macho, macho men:

GAC06
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Normally I'd say a spare running back from a team that can't run isn't a big help. But when you combine him with an offensive line and powerful rushing attack like Herman has built in Austin...

Oh yeah.
CoachLB
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I really do.
Texasteasipper
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CoachLB said:

I really do.


I honestly can't name an aggie player on the spot. Wait, Daylon Mack.
GAC06
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Texasteasipper said:

CoachLB said:

I really do.


I honestly can't name an aggie player on the spot. Wait, Daylon Mack.


You clearly don't care about those mean ole Agieyyggiyys.

That would be more believable if you hadn't registered an account on TexAgs.com and posted dozens of times on this thread alone.
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Texasteasipper said:

CoachLB said:

I really do.


I honestly can't name an aggie player on the spot. Wait, Daylon Mack.
And yet you feel like you are qualified to make comments about the A&M program? I listen to all opinions if I believe someone has actually given some study, time and thought about what they are talking about. And not just talking trash.
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Brian DeSpain said:

Texasteasipper said:

CoachLB said:

I really do.


I honestly can't name an aggie player on the spot. Wait, Daylon Mack.
And yet you feel like you are qualified to make comments about the A&M program? I listen to all opinions if I believe someone has actually given some study, time and thought about what they are talking about. And not just talking trash.


Show me where Ive made comments regarding your roster, expected wins (nobody here will predict yours), position units, depth, etc, etc.

I can assure you I know about Texas. Yet so many here act like they are Texas Longhorn football experts, lol.
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Texasteasipper said:

Brian DeSpain said:

Texasteasipper said:

CoachLB said:

I really do.


I honestly can't name an aggie player on the spot. Wait, Daylon Mack.
And yet you feel like you are qualified to make comments about the A&M program? I listen to all opinions if I believe someone has actually given some study, time and thought about what they are talking about. And not just talking trash.


Show me where Ive made comments regarding your roster, expected wins (nobody here will predict yours), position units, depth, etc, etc.

I can assure you I know about Texas. Yet so many here act like they are Texas Longhorn football experts, lol.


If you choose more than 7 wins for this Texas team, you don't know about Texas
Texasteasipper
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txjortsagent said:

Texasteasipper said:

Brian DeSpain said:

Texasteasipper said:

CoachLB said:

I really do.


I honestly can't name an aggie player on the spot. Wait, Daylon Mack.
And yet you feel like you are qualified to make comments about the A&M program? I listen to all opinions if I believe someone has actually given some study, time and thought about what they are talking about. And not just talking trash.


Show me where Ive made comments regarding your roster, expected wins (nobody here will predict yours), position units, depth, etc, etc.

I can assure you I know about Texas. Yet so many here act like they are Texas Longhorn football experts, lol.


If you choose more than 7 wins for this Texas team, you don't know about Texas


Riiiight. They had 7 wins LAST year. The Big 12 is turning over majority of QBs. The D will be better and the offense will be improved. The will not be losing to Maryland this year.
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MARYLAND
txjortsagent
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How is the D better?
txjortsagent
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Kansas is on the road this year.

Been a while since you've won there.
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I'd be content with 8 regular season wins in Jimbo's first year. New system, OL still a weakness. Picking 9 regular season wins is blind optimism
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GAC06 said:

MARYLAND
Turrible Turtles will earhole that sh*tty tu squad. Going to be a long season for you tshirt fans. I predict another Chuck Strong record... 5-7.
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txjortsagent said:

How is the D better?


Pretty good write ups. Lost some good players and a bit youthful in secondary. But the depth and talent is there across the board. D Line is going to surprise some people who havent been paying attention. 2nd year in Orlando's system will pay dividends. Orlando is LEGIT.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Defensive-line-12870242.php

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Linebacker-12873257.php

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Secondary-12875233.php
Texasteasipper
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Cynical_Texan said:

GAC06 said:

MARYLAND
Turrible Turtles will earhole that sh*tty tu squad. Going to be a long season for you tshirt fans. I predict another Chuck Strong record... 5-7.


Cool. Lets revisit. And your Aggie prediction for the record?
Flexbone
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Texasteasipper said:

txjortsagent said:

How is the D better?


Pretty good write ups. Lost some good players and a bit youthful in secondary. But the depth and talent is there across the board. D Line is going to surprise some people who havent been paying attention. 2nd year in Orlando's system will pay dividends. Orlando is LEGIT.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Defensive-line-12870242.php

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Linebacker-12873257.php

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Secondary-12875233.php


When this doesn't happen, what will your username be?
Flaming_Mike_Hunt
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Herman is gone in 2 years.
Texasteasipper
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Flexbone said:

Texasteasipper said:

txjortsagent said:

How is the D better?


Pretty good write ups. Lost some good players and a bit youthful in secondary. But the depth and talent is there across the board. D Line is going to surprise some people who havent been paying attention. 2nd year in Orlando's system will pay dividends. Orlando is LEGIT.

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Defensive-line-12870242.php

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Linebacker-12873257.php

https://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/texas-sports-nation/college/article/Breaking-down-2018-Texas-football-Secondary-12875233.php


When this doesn't happen, what will your username be?


The only reason my username would ever get changed is from getting banned by sensitive mods for misspelling aggie or something.
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Flaming_Mike_Hunt said:

Herman is gone in 2 years.

This username has potential.
 
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