Horns up, Limes In.
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Watered down overrated crap that cares more about image than the actual product... seems about right.
Flashdiaz said:
Watered down overrated crap that cares more about image than the actual product... seems about right.
Do they take the dildo out before they put the lime in?
Not a big fan of Corona. Will fans be able to get sip tickets at HEB? You know getting a free sip t-shirt for buying a case of corona.
Lime is their nickname for dildo.Madman said:
Do they take the dildo out before they put the lime in?
seems about right... beer tastes like piss, team plays like *****
Corona taking aim at the Bud Light crowd. InBev cannibalization.
Corona is the worst "Mexican" beer out there. Only worth drinking if free.
Wait a minute guys. Since we were talking about Longhorns I assumed the lime was going someplace else.
That's financial desperation at work.
Good, but it needs the missed extra point from the Cal game worked in.
It's easy to be critical of them, but they sure know how to market their brand. Eventually, they'll get the football back on the rails, in the mean time, more money.
vin1041 said:
Not a big fan of Corona. Will fans be able to get sip tickets at HEB? You know getting a free sip t-shirt for buying a case of corona.
More like Michigan a few years ago...buy a 12 pack of Corona, get two tickets free!
That **** smells almost as bad a loss to Kansas in football.
So what do you think about the beer?Flashdiaz said:
Watered down overrated crap that cares more about image than the actual product... seems about right.
First gerbils, now limes. What other debauchery can they get into?
Double lime squeezer.
By associating it with a beer that smells like Listeater's underarms after a day at a Galveston beach in July?Hamburger Dan said:
It's easy to be critical of them, but they sure know how to market their brand. Eventually, they'll get the football back on the rails, in the mean time, more money.
Shiner or Guinness.
Good call. I know every time I'm touring the Alamo or the San Jacinto Battleground, I can't keep my mind off of the sip football team.Quote:
"There really isn't anything more emblematic of the state of Texas than the storied history of the four-time football national champion Texas Longhorns," said John Alvarado, VP of marketing for Corona Extra in a news release.
Holy ****, talk about tone deaf.
There's a Mexican yardman tshirt fan joke in here somewhere......
Mexican's (yardman or other profession) don't drink Corona.... Tecate or Modelo.up-n-aTm said:
There's a Mexican yardman tshirt fan joke in here somewhere......
Hamburger Dan said:
It's easy to be critical of them, but they sure know how to market their brand. Eventually, they'll get the football back on the rails, in the mean time, more money.
No prob for us. They made a bunch, then spent $171 mil.
Almost all of it.
goodAg80 said:
Double lime squeezer.
That's one *uncomfortable* photo!
My yard guy from Mexico loves his Whorns, tee shirts, gimme hats, truck stickers, 5 kids dressed the same way. Two oldest in high school have Whorn stickers on their Mustangs.
Hafta admit they are fine people, the wife is my maid with tee shirts.
And, they are legal immigrants from a decade ago. They moved the yard guy Dad's folks up, all the brother's & sister's families.
The wife is a great cook as well.
I bet that is costing the taxpayers a ****load.petey88 said:
My yard guy from Mexico loves his Whorns, tee shirts, gimme hats, truck stickers, 5 kids dressed the same way. Two oldest in high school have Whorn stickers on their Mustangs.
Hafta admit they are fine people, the wife is my maid with tee shirts.
And, they are legal immigrants from a decade ago. They moved the yard guy Dad's folks up, all the brother's & sister's families.
The wife is a great cook as well.
Will they now holler "Puto" when the Keeker comes in for xp?
Steers=bueys. Aye que Los bueys---puuuutos.
Y por las ladies, Coronita cha, cha, cha
Steers=bueys. Aye que Los bueys---puuuutos.
Y por las ladies, Coronita cha, cha, cha
Corona Light has been my "sit around the pool" beer. F them. No longer. Go suck limes, and horn *****.
You need to build you an in-ground pool.75AG said:
Corona Light has been my "sit around the pool" beer. F them. No longer. Go suck limes, and horn *****.
that's appropriate.
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