For those trying to sell a home: Can he guarantee If you put up a Longhorn flag in your front yard when he comes over your house will triple in value and will be considered the best house in the neighborhood/State?
My guess is probably not. You will be left with permanent couch damage, broken toilets/plumbing.....and a strange, lingering "smell test" combination of Whataburger/Pluckers/Steal Kountry that gallons of Febreeze or commercial remediation work will never take away.