Out here in Cali I don't get many run ins with UT, TT, or TAMU grads, but when I do they are usually notable.
My latest encounter went something like this: I was at the grocery store after crossing the picket line (another Cali issue) picking up a few things I needed for the week. In one aisle I heard a voice from down the way saying, "Don't tell me you went to THAT school?" While pointing at my shirt. I happened to be wearing a UT shirt. He then said he was sorry in a sarcastic way and proceeded to tell me he graduated from TT in 2000. I didn't bother asking what his degree was in b/c I was trying too hard not to laugh. I mean after graduating from any college with a degree 3 years ago and he's a freaking stockboy!!!! I would have continued the conversation but there was a call for him, I suppose clean up on aisle 4 is his duty.

Tier 3 at its best baby.

Cliff notes: meet TT '00 grad in grocery store where he was working as a stock boy.

TT has an excellent grocery sciences program.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!

cue "I have 20 Ags/Horns that work below me" response.

cue the "I got into Stanford, A&M, Texas, and Harvard but I chose Tech because I love the campus" idiocy.

Stockboy: "You went to that school?"
PepHorn: "you betcha"
Stockboy: "Man thats the one I really wanted to go to...o yeah and SCOREBOARD"

was he stocking totino's in the frozen food aisle?

stockboy: "yeah im going to be a movie star. I have the looks, the attitude, and BJ is a lock for the Heisman."

pephorn: "paper please"

stevee is rapidly becoming my favorite poster.

cue the hey, it's a promotion from pizza boy delivery response.

This story has to be complete BS because Buck Naked smokes Cohiba's, drinks Bass, stays in suites on the 27th floor of 4 star hotels, and wears multiple Rolex's at once, and hes a tektard graduate.

Buck never told ya that was on the cleaning crew though. That's why he's in the hotels in the first place.

The tards are scared to post on this thread because the stock boy is the president of their alum association.

UT Mechanical Engineering '90
MBA-McCombs School of Business '99



The University of Texas is the "flagship" university of Texas. Whatever that means. The University of Texas is the "flagship" university of Texas. Whatever that means. -El Tick

Flagship, with all that pseudo-intellectual bull****, makes me have tired head. t-t-t-techguy

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That'll smoke 'em out.

Why no response from the TT camp? It would be easy enough to refute this story, and easier still to destroy our humorous jabs. The real reason there has been no response is as follows. They believe us. They have accepted their inferiority, and have dedicated their lives towards being the best damn grocery stockers in the business. God bless these men as they embark on a new chapter of humility and acceptance in their all too pathetic lives.

He'll be a manager soon. We're moving up in the world! Pizza guys and now grocery store clerks. We're on the way.

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He'll be a manager soon. We're moving up in the world! Pizza guys and now grocery store clerks. We're on the way.

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Thats the spirit! Soon you guys will be competing for jobs people actually want!

The Ags/Horns need to see Tech grads as 2nd class citizens is pathetic.

Yall're 3rd class citizens, friend.

Couldn't see that one coming a mile away.

ddp

[This message has been edited by techsan01 (edited 10/23/2003 10:46p).]

tektard's need for validation by the Ags and sips is what's pathetic

anybody got any money I could borrow?

buck naked and delux raider do lots of make believe internet loans, ask them

why does my life suck so bad?

Buck Naked surely has you covered, he puffs on chohibas and sips bass ale, while using his arm with 2 rolex's on it to point and laugh with misery at Ags outside of his 27th floor 4 star hotel suite.

That guy has got to be in cahoots with DeluxRaider.

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why does my life suck so bad?

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because you're drunk and posting here.....that really sucks.......uh......i mean.....nevermind

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As I sip a Bass, smoke a Cohiba and look out the hotel window of my 27th floor suite, I laugh at your misery. You're an aggie, but most aggies wouldn't even claim you. You've (almost) had more user names than stepdads, and the fact that Tech has a better football team than you eats at your pathetic soul. You know a little baseball, which is likely your sole redeeming quality

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You, sir, are no gentleman.

Rock- I'm too old to get drunk all the time. My life sucks anyway. I have to wake up every morning and face the fact that I have a Tech degree. Why continue with life?

I see you boys have had fun at playtime while the rest of us work.

Does staying in nice hotels, smoking $15 cigars and drinking $5 beer make you rich, or just successful?

Drink some more Busch and keep thinking your degree will get you an automatic payout.



You got room for the pig-man?
The pig-man can take the bus.
You know, if pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.
How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?
Come on George, be realistic.

Please. Stop. You're killing me.

[This message has been edited by Not_a_sip (edited 10/23/2003 11:32p).]

buck- face it, all the ags have to do is step off campus and walk right into a job with a 6 figure income...other ags are waiting to hire them all across the country

Well said, sir.

Yeah, woe is me. I'm stuck here with my worhtless tech degree, what can I ever do?




You got room for the pig-man?
The pig-man can take the bus.
You know, if pig-man had a car, he'd give you a ride.
How do you know? What if Pigman had a two-seater?
Come on George, be realistic.

Post some more of that pompous crap. That stuff goes over like gangbusters. We eat that stuff up!