I wish I could have afforded a plasma screen tv when I was in college.

http://www.statesman.com/metrostate/content/metro/102003/1020benson.html;COXnetJSessionID=1UDEPcnfai1ndPMitlATTp72izd83h1Ost14lAHUGc9u0OiCSm2T!1406534699?urac=n&urvf=10666811561780.6624354273243837

wrong forum, snoop.

better lingk

http://www.statesman.com/metrostate/content/metro/102003/1020benson.html

I thought he might have been breaking in to look for his stolen game. That's been missing all year.

In all fairness, Cedbong got a pretty good paycheck from the LA Dodgers.

'We're going to have to double team this door.'

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Kornfuehrer said the victim, who gave police a written statement on Friday, had been able to write down a license plate number, leading police to Benson, whom she also picked out of a photo lineup. She could not identify the other men

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What are the odds the other three dudes were not on the football team as well?

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What are the odds the other three dudes were not on the football team as well?

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Let's not make assumptons. The other guys could have been his weed suppliers.

haha thats hilarious!

how many college students do you know with a plasma screen tv, sony play station, and speakers...

this thread came in a close second. here's the winner:
http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=268333&forum_id=6

[This message has been edited by Not_a_sip (edited 10/20/2003 3:32p).]

Sure, Cedric can afford a 5k plasma TV. What a tool.

He makes 400-500K from baseball. WTF? I didnt even realize he played baseball.

Sure, he plays baseball.

It sounds like they were looking for some herb.

If I was coming off three state HS 5A Championships (in which I scored 5 tds a game) and I had to run behind our line, I would be kicking dogs, slapping old ladies and cussin Mother Theresa!

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

I would be kicking dogs, slapping old ladies and cussin Mother Theresa!

How would that be different from any other fans at a game in the tu trailerpark?

Is anyone really surprised by this? Not me...

Brandi,
Please don't take the slapping old ladies comment personally- I wasn't really referring to you!

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

I know... it was your wife/mom significant other lifepartner.

Hey I was only joking. We all regard you as the true heavyweight slapfest queen around here. What are you now 0-3?

"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

Do you want to try your luck? I probably won't let you off with a couple of shoves, dip****,
so you better hike up your skirt and start running now.




[This message has been edited by 13 0 Branding Iron (edited 10/21/2003 1:39p).]

I'll give you the same contract I gave mike73 earlier in the season.

Meet me at the Gallaria next to the cedar trees..err juniper.....mesquite ..whatever.

Rules for fight.

1). Since my tan Izod wardrobe is rather limited my colors will be the manly black and blue for a ratty old harley T shirt and the matching ratty ass jeans. You may choose any colors you like.

2).Weapons- Everlast Official 10oz Slapfest Pillows will be provided by Don King.

3). Round Card girl will be Austins' own Leslie.

4). Entertainment & refreshments between rounds will consist of Dub's poetry and famous grilled cheese sandwiches.

5) As my entourage enters you will be subjected to :
a. A slide show of my extensive puppet collection.
b. A tax seminar.
c. Another slide show featuring my equally impressive collection of gay parades pictures.
d. Nostradamus like predictions that can go on for hours.

5). The fight will be two rounds or whoever breaks a nail first.




Oh Wait.... it may have to be postponed as my doctor was able to get my foot out of my mouth finally and I appear to have a debilitating and career threatening case of "Lambert Turf Toe"!





"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others!"
Groucho

They just showed a thing about the breakin on the news here in Austin... The apartment he broke into is in a complex that I used to live at... If I'd only stayed another year, then I might have gotten to meet him

Go rob a 7-11 and maybe you can meet him in the pen. NO WAIT! Scratch that... you'll go to the pen and he'll get a WALK on the burglary charge. Nevermind.