#LetsHide

When your non-rival tours the state in a helicopter and you tour east Texas in camper van. #letshide

When you work in tu's accounting office and receive the assistant coaches' expense reports for meals. #let'shide

When you're fired as the Athletic Director and jet pack off with a million dollar payday #Letshide

When you hire an inept coach, and decide the slogan Texas Stronghorns is a good idea
#LetsHide

When your games can be 'seen' on a network with no viewers.

#LetsHide

When your best strategy is scapegoating. #Letshide

When your coach cannot be understood even with closed captioning. #letshide


When you cannot fill a stadium but tell your fans the stands are damn near full. #letshide

When you think banning a Confederate statue will end racism at your college. #letshide

When you give your coach a gatorade bath after beating north texas. #letshide

When your big brother sees greener pastures and makes a 100 year decision and you ***** and moan. #letshide

When you go from an NC game appearance to not even being in the top 5 in your own state in 6 years...

#LetsHide

When you count Colt getting "hurt" as another MNC in your trophy case
#LetsHide

When manny Diaz begins to look good again
#letshide

When you have no new highlights to play on your own network, you have to continuously play old ones....from 10 years ago.

#LetsHide

2 Presidents, 2 ADs, 2 Head coaches, 4 OCs 3 Position coaches 3 DCs...... Talk about a wild 4 years..

#LetsHide

(takes deep breath)....When you have burnt so many bridges and destroyed so many relationships due your hubris, bloated sense of self importance, unrivaled arrogance, disingenuous business dealings, and willingness to fook over your own grandma for a dollar, on a dime, that no conference will take you and your goofy channel no one gets or wants, while remaining relegated to a conference hosting exotic and exciting locals such Ames, Lubbuck, Waco, Stillwater, and some refugee camp in the Appalachians, fully knowing that your program is hot garbage riding on the shoulders of one 18 year old kid who probably didn't want to go there in the first place, and that you are stuck with your ridiculously under-qualified splash hire coach, for at least another season and that the prospects of finding a top tier coach willing to slap on the tall boots and wade out into the absolute septic tank of Belmont politics and sip fan base menstruation is only slightly better than A&M endorsing your move to the SEC..........and none of this can be changed for a long, long, freakin time...... #letshide

When #Let'sHide is a better choice than #Let'sRide......#Let'sHide.

Excellent thread y'all....lets flood the twittersphere with #LetsHide as often as possible

When your two starting QBs combined complete the same number of passes as A&M's backup after 2 games,

#LetsHide

The Let's Hide Network...#Letshide #we'rehiding

When the state your university resides in is now SEC country

#LetsHide

When you stand quietly in a corner watching your teammate rape a drunk chick...#Let'sHide

When one minor shoulder injury can be the cause of a decade of futility. #LetsHide

When this is what you pull out of your closet for GameDay #LetsHide

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When this is what you pull out of your closet for GameDay #LetsHide

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That's a tsip graduation cap and gown right?

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That's a tsip graduation cap and gown right?

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Joe and Red kept theirs.

When you steal every tradition you have from big brother and try to claim it was yours all along
#LetsHide

When you are calling yourself the Big 12 when there is only 10!!!!!!

When your university requires your fan's message board to change its name...

#LETSHIDE

When you abandon your fake OC to fend for himself in court
#LetsHide