When your punting goes further than your offense. #LetsHide
When your coach needs a stepstool for a podium. #LetsHide
When your coach needs a stepstool for a podium. #LetsHide
#Let'sHide
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When you don't allow recruits to visit, #LetsHide.
When you can't see over the podium #LetsHide
When you are so short you need a step stool #LetsHide
When you manage 2 yards of offense against a team that got beaten by Toledo the next year. #LetsHide
The great horn rapture from Texags of 2014-2015 and beyond. #Let'sHide
When you're a Longhorn and you suck. #LetsHide
When you think Tyrone and Swoopes represent two different people
#Let'sHide
#Let'sHide
When you don't know your own zip code
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
When "my man" is your best player.
#letshide#
#letshide#
When you can't figure out a coin toss
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
When your Head Coach doesn't know who calls the plays on his own offense!
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
When your program sucks so hard your AD gets fired 2 weeks into the season. #LetsHide
When you demote your OC one game into the season.#LetsHide
When your program sucks, your coach is an idiot, you're dirt poor, you're an embarrassment to the state, and your only response is "Got Malik"
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
$2.75M buyout to Mack, $1.75M buyout to Ricky, ???? to Steve-O and Bev waiting in the wings. #LetHide
When 49% of your offense came on 3 plays, against Rice, and they still outgained your ****ass by almost 200 yards.
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
When you disguise yourself as an empty seat at DKKKR
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
When you are so short you drown in the bubbles of your own bathtub fart. #letshide
When you skip lunch with your crew because you're finishing an application to Louisville #LetsHide
When you violate a core value in a deposition, pretend you don't know who coaches your team.
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
When your last 2 sets of ADs and Presidents can't all agree on whether or not you actually have the $15 million for the new Tennis Center,
#LetsHide!
#LetsHide!
When you're the Women's Swim coach, in line at the sip athlete's dining hall, and you realize two things:
1) This is your 11th meal of the semester, and
2) You left your cash at home.
#LetsHide!
1) This is your 11th meal of the semester, and
2) You left your cash at home.
#LetsHide!
When you have to be told after the game your OC totally went rogue on you and did totally different things than you practiced all week, #LetsHide
When your biggest donor (has his name on your stadium) tells you he's too busy to renew his suite #LetsHide
When your offense is ranked second to last in the FBS, and you're 13 notches from the bottom on defense, but you say that Chollie is turning the program around (and going the wrong way), #LetsHide!
When your mascot is a male with no balls #letshide
When your quarterback competition is between Tyrone and Swoopes #LetsHide
When you are not a FIGHTING TEXAS AGGIE! #LetsHide
EOT
EOT
When you think all black coaches will yield the same results.
#LETSHIDE
#LETSHIDE
When your campus is littered with statues of Klansmen.
#LetsHide
#LetsHide
when you decide wearing burnt orange clothing is fashionable #letshide
Or, if you're Kliff #LetsHidetheWeiner
when your buddies at the Houston Chronicle write an article about the tu/Auburn game from 1985 and how they held Bo to 35 yards rushing; just a few days after the current teasippers allowed Rice 462 yards of offense.
http://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/longhorns/article/Longhorns-Forgotten-Day-Bo-Jackson-stopped-6507204.php?t=2c078905b8438d9cbb&cmpid=fb-premium
#Letshide
http://www.houstonchronicle.com/sports/longhorns/article/Longhorns-Forgotten-Day-Bo-Jackson-stopped-6507204.php?t=2c078905b8438d9cbb&cmpid=fb-premium
#Letshide
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