When Baylor storms the field on Sat. to pull down your goal posts, will sabres be used on them, or will you use less force since they are a "christian" school?
Trophies are like wine, my friend. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
I once witnessed the dreaded baptists pulling their goal posts down after a win. The only cure for the pain was half a bottle of tequila, and one of Baylor's "morally superior" co-eds.