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I have no interest in becoming more humble. We are Texas. We are the Joneses. Everyone hates us. I wouldn't have it any other way.

-LonghornGirlie

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http://forums.hornfans.com/php/wwwthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=stands&Number=2023176&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=0&fpart=1&vc=1

[This message has been edited by OD (edited 9/27/2003 9:51a).]

Everyone hates Longhoe Girlie because there are never any doughnuts left after she's finished. It's because she takes up four seats at the movie theater -- two for her a$$, one for her ego, and another for the 15 buckets of buttered popcorn she puts away before the movie starts. It's because she's such an insecure skidmark of a person, she treats posters critical of tu as if they were a bottle of fat free ranch dressing.



[This message has been edited by Not_a_sip (edited 9/27/2003 10:08a).]

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she treats posters critical of tu as if they were a bottle of fat free ranch dressing

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OWNED!!!!!!

Typical sip delusions of grandeur. Maybe one day those types will wake up and realize that it is hard to hate when you are busy laughing at the nutless bovines.

Longhoe Girlie lists her Richter scale rating on her resume. The only time she'll look at cottage cheese is in the mirror. She got her hair cut short one day and Mack Brown offered a scholarship and an offer to start on the OL as a freshman.

You guys better quit making fun of my mommy!!!

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Mr. Jones?!

Dude, when you go to the State Fair, one corn dog, and one funnel cake are enough.

no, i believe this is "mr. jones":

Aggies and Sooners, brothers in arms.


Picking on women and little fat kids.

Allsome!

I see the henley style shirt is still "in" for this gentleman.

the guy has a mullet and pleated jeans

a henley shirt isn't that out of date compared to the rest of him

Don't forget that sweeeeet Seiko "gold" watch he's wearing.

[This message has been edited by OD (edited 9/27/2003 12:02p).]

I've seen that guy! He cut in front of me in a parking lot and shot me the finger, then he tried to pick a fight with a ref at a 5-and-under girl's soccer game.

They're <tu>