If you little mullets wish to grow up to become big mullets, you need to learn not to bite everything that floats by your nose. The angler on the other end of the line is laughing at you like a hyena. Their prime bait is misspellings in the subject line and stupid assertions. Bad grammar and dumb statement add to the bait. If you enjoy looking foolish, keep biting. All they want is long threads resulting from their first post.

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hornbybirth and karma are your primo examples.

BTW Dub--I'm heading out for the Crawford Boxes in a few minutes. Hope the bums don't let me down.

[This message has been edited by foghorn (edited 9/25/2003 6:01p).]

WinaGs was the founder of the school of internet fishing. He may be either or both or neither of those two examples.

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fishing line?
bait?

What kind of fishing is this?



"There's no way they beat us badly," Texas quarterback Chance Mock said. "If anything, they snuck out of here with a win."

Plano--are you the guy who tore an ACL?

No. Laverne's the guy whose QB has two torn ACL's.

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Fog -
Yep, that was me. I hope you didn't do the same...



"There's no way they beat us badly," Texas quarterback Chance Mock said. "If anything, they snuck out of here with a win."

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A small cross between a horse and donkey? Wouldn't it actually be a "mulette"?

I posted a thread a while back accusing Staff of actually being HbB and KH to add comic relief to this board. Since there were no (repeat ... absolutely NO) replies to that thread, I assume Staff has blocked HbB and KH from responding, since they're so vain (good friends of Carly Simon?).

SWOSU obviously has never owned a casting net.



I can sense the slightest human suffering.
Sensing anything now?

Mullet, n., 1. small food fish, 2. hairdo worn by illiterate okies, 3. posters on TexAgs.com who bite obvious bait.

Mulette, n., small French effeminate acting mule.

SWOSU, n., 1. Small directional school for illiterate okies, 2. Old, senile poster on TexAgs.com who's inhaled too many chemicals.

Wasn't Carly supposed to reveal who that song was about?

Warren Beatty was supposed to be a likely candidate.

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Not being deemed a good enough player to be admitted to OU, the alternative school of the NCAA, Greg went to, I believe, SFA. It's up near LeTourneau.

dont you have any junipers to chop

I don't have any friggin' juniper. In Webb County, I got mesquite, cactus and fire ants. In Limestone County, I got cedar and fire ants. In Harris County, I got fire ants that breakfasted on Amdro and Spectracide just this morning. I fear they'll expect more for supper. On the golf course in Austin County, we got fire ants and gophers. I have friends with places all over Texas with mesquite, fire ants, and cedar. Maybe that tootie-fruitie schoolboy ag expert with the unmarked SUV (It's probably Karl posting under an alias) could at least drive down and dynamite our gophers. I've already figured out he don't have a clue about the other infestations.

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seriously dub, you know it is a scratchless extended cab Z71 with an upside down horn sticker, the back seat just full of notes from phd's who have pissed millons into research on the latin names for flora

You think he'd understand if I told him I got Cedarus Res Ipsa Loquitor, Cactus Cannibalus, Mesquiti Omnithornus, and Antus Flammibuli In Tres Partes Est?

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lol
he would contact you for research data for the next journal article-- could be thesis material

afterwards he would let you know how stupid it was to do things in the simplest cheapest way instead of throwing out some dollars on the latest ineffective chemicals and consulting fees

I think he ought to sprinkle Amdro on his Wheaties, pour some Diazanon over it, and call it The Breakfast of Champions. It can be used to justify A&M's next budget request along with purple carrots, cold fusion, and cloned sheep.

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why was dolly white instead of maroon

i have already submitted a request for boer goats with white bodies and maroon heads

i also need white *****ly pear bodies with maroon blossoms

i think some post doctoral students should load up with sharpies (MAROON TIP) and label all the junipers properly so that future generations of texas will not be so ill informed

What do call a dub who swallows his own bait?

to the top!

'A wife and a steady job have ruined many a good fishermen'

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Come on, now!

1. I may have been illiterate when I went there, but now I am actually able to post on texags without someone needing to correct either my spelling or my grammar.

2. That will eventually describe EVERYONE posting here today who lives in the Houston area. Fortunately, we will enjoy BECOMING senile, unlike those in Dallas who instantly are senile just by signing a lease contract or buying a house in the metroplex!

Plano--sorry to be so late getting back to you. MRI shows my son has a "partial" ACL tear. He is currently undergoing therapy to increase flexibility and will get a final decision on surgery Tuesday. How long was your rehab?