I'm very sorry.

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Texas Tech will make its first appearance on national television this season at N.C. State on ESPN2. Kickoff is set for 11:00 a.m. (CT). Pam Ward (Play-by-Play) and Chris Spielman (Color) will call the action from Raleigh.

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Now I hope this doesn't sound like I'm a misogynist (Ags: means "don't like women" ), but listening to her call a game is like watching the WNBA. And earlier this year (forget which game) she called the digital yellow line signifying a first down "cute".

Maybe Tech's explosive offense will take everyone's mind off the commentary. I guess it could be worse, we could be on ABC with Musberger doing play-by-play.

Musberger 2000: "Make way for THE MAJOR! (Major Applewhite)"

Musberger 2002: "Make way for THE KING! (Kliff Kingsbury)

Musberger 2003: "Make way for the B.J.! (B.J. Symons)

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Oh my God... even technological doesn't deserve this.

I remember when she said that Farris played baseball in the Steelers' organization. She's clueless.

Pam Ward sounds about right for you guys. I wonder what she'll say about the highlights in the B.J's hair?

When she did the Ole Miss agme earlier this year she said Ole Miss was 1-0 with a victory over Texas Tech.

Mute with radio on this one.

They stamped the Bible didn't they? Damn Gideons.

Wow Pam Ward and Chris Spielman, must be the "A" game for ESPN.

Anybody know who's doing our game tonight? Herb and the boys?

Herb, Corso, Punch, and some other guy that I don't remember.

Can't forget "Automatica" Gramatica.

Make way for the B.J.??? Just doesn't sound right.

Turico (SP?)

Excellent!

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According to the coaches poll, No. 8 plays No. 20 tonight. A pair of marquee teams -- Texas A&M visits higher-ranked Virginia Tech -- with the favorite being Hurricane Isabel, by a touchdown.

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http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=1618527

With the Hurricane weather, the Aggies offense will be even uglier than usual...

My prediction of the first play from scrimmage tonight:

You have my condolonces.... Pam Ward is horrible!

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Make way for the B.J.??? Just doesn't sound right.

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It will sound real good to you after you reach puberty.

Isn't that the chick that did the Wyoming game in 2001 for us also on Thurs. night? I may be wrong. I don't know that many commentators. I am only 13 I don't concentrate on that kind of stuff. I concentrate on The Aggies, girls, and Aggie girls.

It already sounds good and has for a while now. Just not when Pusburger says it.

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I concentrate on The Aggies, girls, and Aggie girls.

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So you "concentrate" on football players, girls, and Aggie girls. What's the difference between girls and Aggie girls? Are the Aggie girls the ones who watch Dr. Phil and scrapbook?

EDIT: Forgot "winky-face" icon.

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Musberger 2000: "Make way for THE MAJOR! (Major Applewhite)"

Musberger 2002: "Make way for THE KING! (Kliff Kingsbury)

Musberger 2003: "Make way for the B.J.! (B.J. Symons)

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You didn't get near enough credit for that last line.

You have got to be ****ing kidding me. **** that wanna be man. I can not ****ing believe that I have to listen to three hours of that skirt. No ****ing way. **** this. THis is just ****ing embarrassing. I think houston am is boadcasting so maybe I can network the damn thing. ****, ****, **** ****. and F^ck.

What would Mussberger say when you played Baylor?

You have my sincere condolences on drawing Pam Ward. Geez, what y'all do to deserve that?

Full...

Man, just put it on the radio and mute the TV...it's all good.

FullFlask, don't hold back!

I got $20 bucks that says she pronounces BJ's last name SIMONs.

Somebody has to do an audio edit with Pam saying "B.J." over and over...

Wasn't there an NFL game a few years back where they experimented with having no play-by-play at all. It was very bizarre, but you guys should push for that.

Ult. -- yes, she did our Wyoming game.