I think old FAT DOG is the sips real problem

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Science Denier
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The sips are saying the OL isn't playing well because of their OC. They are saying the DL isn't playing well because of their DC. Old Yellow Tooth is also getting alot of the blame for the Ark game.

However, when their S&C guy goes public with the fact that he has his boys eat boxes of frosted doughnuts after dinner and that he gets his diet tips for his team from OPRAH, that's a sign that the fatass has no clue about what he's doing. Plus, he only got the diet tips from OPRAH a little while back, so even if he took OPRAH to heart, it will probably take a few years to get your fatass OL totally trained in the OPRAH DIET METHOD.

Watching the few quarters of the game that I got to watch, it appeared to me that Ark just pushed the sip fatass lineman all over the field. When that happens and Ark lives in your backfield, the only thing left that could work is throwing short passes and praying that their WR can make a play. The running game is shot and you won't have time for long passes to develop. They could roll Mock out to try to buy some time, and I believe I saw Mock do that a few times.

Those retards are asking why their OC won't open up the offense. Why does he throw these short passes to Roy? Why no vertical passing game?

I wonder why these inbreds have not even given thought that their OC and DC are trying to scheme out of weak, fatass lineman that old FAT DOG is producing? Or, that maybe their real problem is that 400lb tub of lard on their sideline? I have no idea why they cream all over themselves over that guy, but he's very absent in all the blame being passed around the sips circles.
BohunkAg
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He looks like a fat Ted Lange.

mike073
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Mexia native, the lovely and gracious Anna Nicole Smith has lost a ton of weight and if she can do it the rest of those folks discussed above certainly can.



Gig 'em.

chile pequin
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Fatdog is Professor Klump?







[This message has been edited by chile pequin (edited 9/17/2003 3:04p).]
chile pequin
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that's more like it!
AGBQ01
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13 0 Branding Iron
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Remember when Fat Dog's "Conditioning" paid off
so well that the fatass sip OL gave up 27
sacks over the last three games, finishing 0-3?
McDumbass hired a "dietician" and blamed the
crater job on "too much thanksgiving turkey"
(just one of his MANY lame excuses that year).

Sips are idiots. We can only pray that they
keep this troop of clowns long enough for Fran
to get the A&M ass kicking machine installed.

poor tu



I will crush tu like a central Texas grape.

quote:
"A high preseason ranking may mean
you're well thought of, but it also means you'll
be a laughing stock should you fall on your face.
And the Texas Longhorns... know full well what
laughingstock means in that context."

- Jerome Solomon, Houston Chronicle

[This message has been edited by 13 0 Branding Iron (edited 9/17/2003 4:01p).]
Anonymous Source
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Maybe his headset wasn't plugged in last week.


Gig 'Em
Kay's Lounge
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Oh, I thought you meant this Fat Dog:



My bad!
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