Dear. God.

https://soundcloud.com/vokabkompany/black-gold-texas-longhorns

Bahahahaha

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Mother. Of. God.

They are trying so hard. What a joke of a team and fan base.

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Black gold? Did they focus group that at a special-needs camp?

Ha!

da fuq?

My gawd. Lmao! Little brother sip is becoming more like baylol, tcu, tech, and smu every day.

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why does everything start with a 'K' in place of letter c...? oh, nevermind...LOLLOLOOLLLOLLLLOLLL

Totally ripped off Chocolate Rain

http://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA

...or Locomotive Curt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX5dP_DnDdE

Wow

wow...

Uhmm. Someone actually thought that was a good idea?? Ooorrr, even a funny joke??

Hubris and cluelessness is never a good combination.

I still need the "put the t back in texas" thing explained...

Lol

Good God. What focus group threw this together? "Expanding the Brand!"

Read the intro.................

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Howdy ya'll

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Bwahahaha

Oh ****.

That cannot be real.
Congrats to the man that pulled off that elaborate ruse.


What?
It's real?















BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAA

Goodness...I just feel embarrassed for them.

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TennAg9:31p


I still need the "put the t back in texas" thing explained...

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Thanks for clarifying, the song sounded like he said "put the tea bag on Texas".

That cant be real.. I had to stop listening after 15 seconds

Sounds like someone hit Demo on an old Casio 44-key

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That cant be real.. I had to stop listening after 15 seconds

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You have to stick with it long enough to hear the lyrics

Is that considered TechnoRap? And I swear to God he pronounced it "Scrong" - is DJ Winston in the house?

Wow. Terribly awful.

Can't be real.......right?

http://i.imgur.com/L7BSJUd.jpg

Black gold, Texas Tea...

The Texas Hillbillies

(damn it help a rookie out)

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I'm pretty sure I just sh** from my ears.