When it comes to burnt orange fans, there are the 99% which are pure clabberheads, know nothing about football, and then the 1% that do know the game of football. Peter Gardere is one of those insider 1% and his comments about Simms and Applewhite are classic. Everyone in the country except Coach MacGoof, his staff, and the 99% of the Clabberheads, knew and understood the BIG12 Offensive Player of the Year, Major Applewhite, was the best QB for the wonghorns and their shot at a NC. That was what Gardere comments were all about. It was a shot across the bow at the poor sideline coaching and the his lack of knowledge of personal that has the burnt orange insiders whizzed and a signal to MacGoof to get with the program because the good ol' boys are getting tired of the Der Spinmeister and his yarns.

"I'm sorry, I wasnt listening."

"I'm sorry, I wasnt listening."

Well, Well, Well. If you liked Major, you are going to like the second coming of him. Chance Mock. He is Majors star pupil right now and it is starting to rub off on the team. Chance had a great spring training and it is showing in camp right now. He has a new found confidence that carrying over to the rest of the team.

I am not saying in any way that we will win the MNC, but this team reminds me quite a bit of Tennessee a couple of years ago when they won the MNC. Peyton Manning couldn't get it done and the very next year Tee Martin comes in and wins it.

I expect this team to be the best team Mack has produced since he came to THE UNIVERSITY. The Land Thieves are going to be tough (nasty arse defense) as well as aggy (always tough at Pyle).

either there's been mass bannings or the football season must be upon us with all of these wanna be sip rookies begin to pop up..let's see how long into the season it takes it to disappear

Bayou Sip,

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Chance had a great spring training and it is showing in camp right now.

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The only thing that he is showing in camp right now is how to throw a wounded duck for a 5 yard out or middle screen. Nothing downfield at all as I hear it. Poor Roy, should have went pro!

bayou has the same amount of credit hours as i do from t.u.

he'll be looking for a new team to bandwagon onto when Texas A&M and Dennis Franchione bends over t.u. and mack chokenship on T+1

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wtf? I didn't know he tried out for the stros...

Been banned on this board some many times I dont care to count!

[Bye - Staff]

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imagine, a 38 year grown tsip still using words like pyle field, mama must be proud!

Bag, you can count! I bet your momma is proud!

The rather inane post by Bayou just justifiies my comment that 99% of the dipsip fans are clueless and pure clabberheads. Anyone that would compare a 245 lb, 4.9 forty tightend that is playing QB to Major Applewhite is like the multitude of dipsips that each year for 5 years have called a NC a 100% probability. The facts are pU has not been close to a Conference Championship, much less a NC. Just Pathetic!!

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I bet when you turn 40 you will graduate to terms like

Aggy or f'aggie

yea, tsip, yea for you!

The rather inane post by Bayou just justifiies my comment that 99% of the dipsip fans are clueless and pure clabberheads. Anyone that would compare a 245 lb, 4.9 forty tightend that is playing QB to Major Applewhite is like the multitude of dipsips that each year for 5 years have called a NC a 100% probability. The facts are pU has not been close to a Conference Championship, much less a NC. Just Pathetic!!

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compared to how many aggie fans? Its all smack since none of us are truely objective. A few of us are reasonable, but only a few. As for being banned, i don't know how you can get banned unless you do something stupid. I've been suspended at horn fans. The problem is over there the line that you can't cross is so narrow that many times you can't see it. The only thing I would expect from the mods here is that as long as aggies can post insults about UT than longhorns can post insults about A&M. I don't think either should include specific players other than on the field stuff, (i.e. he doesn't have as strong an arm as so and so should be ok but he sucks bad he throws like a girl should not be IMHO). But i understand this is an aggy board and so i expect smack. I like Texas Ags, its much more "alive" than horn fans. Only thing i really dislake is the inane amounts of Anti-UT threads people start. Its like 10 a day. That is a bit excessive. Horn fans has maybe 1 or 2 anti ou every couple of days and an anti ut 1-2 a week. they may make comments on threads but not start threads all together on how a school sucks. Other than that like the board.

I can't believe it, I am actually beginning to enoy dpool's post. Maybe you are right about the number of threads started about A&M and OU on hornfannies, but watch what happens as soon as an Aggie post something over there. There are a barage of tired, worn out, offensive cliches that follow.

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But i understand this is an aggy board and so i expect smack.

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Note how nobody gives a darn that he used Aggy, yet go to HornFans and use Sip and they go ape****.

Typical nutless bovine oversensitive babies. What a bunch of pansies.

Ok, now this one I get. If you're a one-percenter, then Ag200 agrees with you.

Hey Ag 200,

99% of the Horns think you're a retard! Since only 1% (generous accounting) think you're normal, then that must be why you keep posting absolute nonsense.

1% of Aggies think you're a really cool guy!

I have seen the light!!!! Unfortunately, that now means you probably won't be going away.

The teasips need to pull their heads out of their buttocks and stay on their own message boards.

Hey Ross, the disclaimer at the bottom of the page says that this is an "independent site." And for your knowledge, this is the rivalries board of that independent site that was created for guests and rivals of the Ags.

If you want this to site to be only for Ags, then file a complaint with the moderators.

Peter Gardere and John Madden are saying the same thing. Ole' to the 1%ers that are telling the truth that the 99%ers on 69 acres can't see.

Chance Mock = Bret Stafford

Vince Young = David Aaron

I have no earthly idea what any of the burnt orange QBs can do on the field. The one thing I know for sure is MacGoof gave "The DQ Dude" 23 minutes of playing time in 2002. So the kid is nothing more than a raw rookie due to MacGoof's stupid sideline coaching tactics(excuse me but tactics imply something smart was going on and that is far from the truth). As to V Young, who in the world knows except the staff thinks Mock is the man. There are rumors around on the net that comprehension is a problem here. And then there is Nordgren. In Macgoof's first year at pU, the QB lineup going into the UCLA game was Walton, Cicero, and Applewhite. The dumb-dumbs did not come close to recognizing the talents of Applewhite until the young man had to come in from the right field bullpen due to injuries to Walton and Cicero. History shows we are not dealing with very perceptive people here as the record clearly shows. Bottom line is NONE of the current QBs have the talent of Applewhite or Simms and that spells deep dung-dung for the dipsips once they get thru with the easiest non-conference schedule in Division 1.

Hey retard16, tactics do not imply "something smart," but are merely the moves utilized in implementing a strategy. For instance, your "tactics" are to constantly entertain us with absolute stupidity, making us wonder if your mommy was smoking crack while pregnant. Your "strategy" is to make people think that you are an Aggie (albeit a dumb one).

In trying to read the nearly incomprehensible post of yours, I wondered, "What does history show us of your thought process?"

History shows us that you are a freakin' moron.

Man, they do have a history of raising some real gems over there in New Goobersville. Worn85, you are a classic example of the 99% that are Ostriches with their heads planted firmly in 2 feet of sand. Tell us about MacGoof's tactic of only playing the "DQ Dude" 23 minutes in 2002 or how about the tactics of playing Simms over Applewhite that cost you dipsips a chance at a conference championship and a shot at the NC in 2001. All dipsips are gullible to spin and MacGoof hype rather than the pure visible facts. Go away you little nerd and play your flute or make your plans to attend this years "showband of the SW" reunion.

Come on dipsips and tell me MacGoof was using great tactics only playing the "DQ Dude" 23 minutes in 2002. Tell me again that Simms was the better College QB than Applewhite and MacGoof should have left Simms in the massacre at "Little Irving" so you could have come back and beaten Colorado. Tell me that Simms should have started in the Holiday Bowl game vs the University of Washington instead of Applewhite. How much MacGoof dung to you guys have to smell before the ammonia brings you to your senses. My guess you will need to fill Taco Bell Jamail Trailer Park up to your waists before it registers.

This whole thread is starting to sound like a kindergarten fight. "Teacher, he did this." "Well but he did it first!" Pointing and accusing, digging up old hatchets that didn't quite seem to get buried. And that's how it is EVERY DAY from both sides. Nothing new, just the same old "aggy cheated for years", "macdoof can't coach", "anm/tu rivalry is deeper/bigger than ou/tu", "tu's overrated", "tamu's underrated"....blah blah blah. We could combine the similar categories/types of threads and end up with about 5 really large threads. I wish next weekend would hurry up and get here dammit! Then we can all start backing up our smack or eating our words.

Looks like horn 85 hit a nerve with the resident idiot!

Chuck Smuck, I am still waiting for a dipsip to challange the facts!!

Good to see you acknowledge being the "resident idiot". You know it's bad when other ags acknowledge it as well. Sort of encourages me about these other ags.

Hey Retard16, it's hard to find facts in anything that you post, so here goes:

Fact: Applewhite was a Big12 Offensive POY
Response: I agree

Fact: Mock played 23 minutes during the 2002 season
Response: I agree

That's about it for the facts in your posts. Now here are some challenges to your points.

- I'm not sure what a "clabberhead" is, so I'll leave the demographics of UT's fan base to someone else. You certainly don't qualify as having the intelligence to understand statistics.

- Gardere said nothing about "poor sideline coaching."

- I don't see any evidence of the "good ol' boys getting tired" of Mack Brown.

- Mock does not weigh 245 lbs. He's listed at 215 lbs. (Most pre-season mags have him at 215)

- Mock is faster than 4.9 and has never in his career played TE.

- UT has won the Big12 South twice in the last 5 years.

- UT is known as the 40 acres.

So, from the FACTS that you listed, it looks like we're in agreement. The rest of your posts are mindless, idiotic bs.

Keep trying, okie. You're making those Ags proud.