Thank you J Taylor - sip referee

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John Maplethorpe
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11:27p, 12/5/12
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I posted this on orange vag. Not sure how long it will last so I'll leave it here for posterity.

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November 2011
College Station, TX
The the game that would determine eternal scoreboard.

J Taylor calls one of the weakest PF penalties in history. Fans and pundits across the country are all in agreement, it was a joke, a phantom call.

Penalty sets up one of the luckiest wins in the history of the series.

Days later. Pictures show up on the internet showing J Taylor wearing horn gear along with his children, who he has already indoctrinated, wearing longhorn sweatshirts. It is also discovered that this t-shirt horn lives in Austin and posts on Texags.

The loss tips the scales in the decision to fire Sherman.

Kevin Sumlin hired.

Ags finish season in the top 10 with a freshman Heisman. Horns lose to purple Baylor, end season unranked.

Horns cry that the SEC is down.

SEC has its best season in its history with 60% of the top 10 and 7th straight national championship.

Horns cry to Cotton Bowl saying they won't accept an invitation to get beat down and humiliated by A&M.

Humiliation in the cotton bowl saved by NIU making the BCS, knocking unranked horns to the San Mexico bowl.

Sumlin dominates '14 recruiting and finishes Mack off.

Thank you J Taylor.

The biggest cheating backfire in the history of college football.
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Mr. McGibblets
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11:31p, 12/5/12
AG
It could used a bit more cowbell...
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A History Of Violence
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11:36p, 12/5/12
AG
You just dropped a dookie on their servers. Well done.
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HeyMoe
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11:48p, 12/5/12
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I'd still like to see a video of him jumping out of a plane and his parachute malfunctioning.

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Bobcat06
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11:55p, 12/5/12
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quote:
Ags finish season in the top 10 with a freshman Heisman. Horns lose to purple Baylor, end season unranked.

Horns cry that the SEC is down.

SEC has its best season in its history with 60% of the top 10 and 7th straight national championship.


Being in the SEC is a dream come true. Literally. We can speak of things that haven't yet occurred with 100% confidence that they will happen.
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Silent For Too Long
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1:13a, 12/6/12
Well played JM.

I was trolling them under "Bemused" for a week or so. Got banned (finally?) for making fun of the delusional little dip**** RealBear. I didn't even say anything particularly insulting, bitter little ***got can dish it but can't take it apparently.
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1:40a, 12/6/12
John Maplethorpe
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1:42a, 12/6/12
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Silent,
Aren't we supposed to be enemies on the R&P board? Seems we're peas in a pod everywhere else.
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Silent For Too Long
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2:43a, 12/6/12
No doubt.
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Drink Juice, Shelby
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5:16a, 12/6/12
AG
I would give j Taylor a hummer. Guy did more for us than we could imagine.
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SEC or Bust
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7:09a, 12/6/12
Little did we know at the time but jtaylor thought he was throwing the game for the harns when he was actually throwing Brer Rabbit into the briar patch. Thanks jtaylor!
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wbt5845
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8:23a, 12/6/12
AG
J (and his real first name is just the letter "J") is an Irving firefighter and lives somewhere in the D/FW area. I know him and have worked area high school football games with him before.
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Skinny Wrinkles
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8:41a, 12/6/12
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quote:
J (and his real first name is just the letter "J") is an Irving firefighter and lives somewhere in the D/FW area. I know him and have worked area high school football games with him before.


Cool story.
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wbt5845
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8:56a, 12/6/12
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Just letting the OP know where he lives - in the OP, he said he lives in the Austin area, which is false.
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WestAustinAg
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9:08a, 12/6/12
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quote:
J (and his real first name is just the letter "J") is an Irving firefighter and lives somewhere in the D/FW area. I know him and have worked area high school football games with him before.

Tell him to come back and post some more. Want to toast him for his endeavors.
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David_Puddy
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9:27a, 12/6/12
AG
Got a link OP?
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wbt5845
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9:35a, 12/6/12
AG


Here is an SI story referring to him a couple of years ago:

http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/7036478/officials-offer-unique-view-game

J is third from the left:



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John Maplethorpe
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9:37a, 12/6/12
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I just remember someone posting last year that he lived in Onion Creek, which is about 6 miles from downtown Austin.

Hopefully someone can dig up the Facebook pictures. He deleted them of course.
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BeowulfShaeffer
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9:48a, 12/6/12
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Randy Chrystal lives in Onion Creek.
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John Maplethorpe
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10:18a, 12/6/12
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Ah. Oh well. T shirt sip anyway.
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Grits
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9:09a, 10/31/18
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Worth a bump.
-OCHWFLAKASSBRTTEFE-
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SchizoAg
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In reply to Grits • 12:02p, 10/31/18
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Snicklepox said:
Worth a bump.
Did something relevant happen recently, or...?
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Aggieair
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In reply to SchizoAg • 12:02a, 7/28/21
Yes.
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Decay
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6:47a, 7/28/21
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You know he's back, seething and punching the air reading Rivalries
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Potcake
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10:08a, 7/28/21
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"Sip referee" is redundant, no?
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