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total ass raping

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So bad, in fact, that even Case couldn't watch.

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Pretty sure I've already posted this as regards Bonfire and the sips but it's just too damn accurate not to.

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Bottom line is that regionally, nationally and internationally The Texas Longhorns are a more highly regarded football program than A&M is

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HA HA HA!

Wonder where all those sip posters went?

Weird

^ in the corner with blankie and Binky hoping their self inflicted nightmare will end.

None of those previous sips to be found...not one...huh!

Poor bastages think it's some nightmare they'll awaken from. Nope. Those trips to ISU and Lubbock are pure reality.

Bonfire's original point has been answered!

Which team will get the newly theorized losses from the "upgrades"?

TxU loses to both "upgrades"

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Meanwhile Texas A&M takes the SEC by storm and exits the season as a Top 5 team, 11-2, with Heisman and Outland trophies.

poor f-ing teasips

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P.S. tuck fexas and ou sucks

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Upgraaaaaaaade!!!!

Bonfire is a witch...

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Sip 1 - "Gosh darn that Dana Holgerson, put up 50 in DKR. IS this what we can expect in our new conference?"

Sip 2 - "Yeah, but at least I can tell that Aggie in my office that we upgraded."

Sip 1 - "Yeah, at least we have that."

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Is that not exactly how that played out? Quotes and all...

Good bump.

Damn this was funny to revisit. I have never seen a bunch of people (sips) that were so dead wrong. But then they pay money to see what ketch has to say. It explains a lot!

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Statement: We've actually made the conference stronger by replacing two underperforming teams with BCS calibur programs

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yet he beat those two "bcs caliber programs" and got rolled up harder than he did by the NC runner-up by one of the scrub teams being replaced.

Bonfire I hope that you brought extra tidy whities today, you are going to get them sticky after you read this from s.h.a.g.g.y.

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Spot on my friend. That's what it looks like to me also.

For PR purposes, I expect Texas wil play it out like they still didn't want to expand, but went along with everyone else to help get rid of the "Texas is a bully" storyline that's been floating around in the media for a while.

But I think Deloss has finally realized what I was saying the other day about how the SEC has gamed the system through scheduling- that adding more teams in two divisions actually INCREASES Texas' chances of being in the top 4 nationally, as they wouldn't play every B12 team every year that way.

That was the part that really jumped out at me. I think Deloss and Mack may have seen the light.


We know it's in the best interest of everyone not named UT and OU to add six solid programs from the ACC (I'm counting UL as one of them), as it would ensure a future for the conference even if UT decided to go indy, PAC, BIG whatever in 2025.


Sounds like UTR is now on board with the idea, albeit for a different reason.

That is damn good news any way you slice it though.

B12 going to 16 would almost guarantee a 4x16 setup, which IMO is ideal for future playoffs.

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Holy eff. They could have avoided significant embarassment and untold millions of dollars lost in prestige if they would have but hired me as an outside consultant. $500k thrown my way could have been the difference maker.

But alas, I will have to resign myself to dropping nukes on them from texags.com.

I guess their is no reason to post quotes from our former "rivals" since they have all disappeared.

Poor sips, stuck in a crappy conference that no one wants to join as they speed straight ahead toward mediocrity.

Their tears are sweet, very sweet!!!

Since bobby poked his deformed head out.

Solid bump. You'd think the Cotton Bowl ass kicking would have quieted down Stoops' rhetoric.

Also found it interesting that both "upgrades" finished 7-5, and both got beat in their bowl games to end up at 7-6. WVU got curb stomped by Syracuse 38-14. Not impressive.
And yet, they both beat tu in DKR.

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did johnny footlong leave that big a mark?

but in all seriousness, he got pre-cancerous spot removed so hope he's ok. it just looks like he got cock-slapped

Had the same thing done three weeks ago...they have to cut really deep and then take out a chunk shaped like a football so that it can easily be sewn back together. He'll have a pretty good little scar there for the rest of his life. However, the procedure didn't make me delusional as it seems to have affected Bob.

What the ****...

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But alas, I will have to resign myself to dropping nukes on them from texags.com.

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This thread is worse than a nuke. It's a crawfish-and-beer top tank.