Not worthy of the cry/laugh (I believe doc has that copyrighted these days, anyway) but funny nonetheless
http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1620487&page=1&forum_id=12
Numerous pms are being sent my way inquiring about the legitimacy of the OP and the events that follow
http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1620487&page=1&forum_id=12
Numerous pms are being sent my way inquiring about the legitimacy of the OP and the events that follow