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Jacoby Laquan Smith says he will turn himself in to St. Paul police this week for what must be the most unmanly crime on record: domestically abusing his armless, legless girlfriend.

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http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/04/jacoby_smith_be.php

Agent hasn't been around much lately... ???

She must have refused his request to play Spin The Dreidel.

It's heartwarming to hear she still wants to marry him. Love conquers all.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=338229133&albumID=542064&imageID=1529168

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Stump Beefgnaw says:

So, how long do you think it'll be before the ~*men's rights activists*~ start spewing "WELL THAT ***** DESERVED IT" comments all over this article?

And excuse me, fifth degree misdemeanor assault for an able-bodied male (you'll understand if I hesitate to refer to him as a "man" punching a quadruple amputee in the face ten times? Really? That's it? That's ridiculous. This worthless piece of **** needs to go to jail and stay there.
Posted On: Monday, Apr. 12 2010 @ 1:10PM
Satan says:

****in ***** probably deserved it.
Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 13 2010 @ 12:55AM
John MacGay says:

That ***** deserved it. Golden showers are no laughing matter!
Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 13 2010 @ 1:00AM
Jesus says:

****ing ***** got what she deserved.
Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 13 2010 @ 1:25AM
Dorcas Wah says:

****ing ***** was asking for it!
Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 13 2010 @ 2:01AM
r00x says:

Thank you, Internet.
Posted On: Tuesday, Apr. 13 2010 @ 2:13AM

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I wouldn't wanna fight that cow. Amputee strength > midget strength

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That's right, Smith was being cuckolded by a quadruple amputee. That can't be good for the self-esteem.

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But Smith says don't let that fool you--Bell is like a handless, legless Ultimate Fighter.

"She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs," Smith told the Pioneer Press

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didn't TI just get out of jail for something else recently?

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choke me with her nubs

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She punched him in the groin with her deadly nub

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Somewhere in northern california, there's a script being written right now!!!



[This message has been edited by AGSPORTSFAN07 (edited 5/5/2010 11:56a).]

The first major hurdle in reading this story: He was dating that?

Dude don't knock quad lovin if you haven't tried it.

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Don't hit her dude.......just butter the floor and watch her slide around on those nubs when when walks in.



.......and for god's sake woman, put a bra on.....I'm eatin here!

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Nubby women try harder.

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.......and for god's sake woman, put a bra on.....I'm eatin here!

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It's damn hard to hook the back with...NUBS.

this reminds me of a pic that a buddy sent me of some quad loving with the caption of "ever feel like you're getting ****ed and there's nothing you can do about it?"