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Samuel L. Bronkowitz
posted 10:08p, 01/18/10



Nuke is Houstons Ribby.

Sorry about him.

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Dr.K
posted 4:09p, 03/11/10



puddy will absolutely NOT get gang-raped by a gaggle of silverback gorillas this weekend...

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Scot
posted 8:28p, 03/17/10



Your weiner isn't long enough to rub mine while I mount you from behind.

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Nedley Mandingo
posted 8:49p, 03/20/10


Should they put an * by their season? The "best" teams are still alive. KU is not. Dumb argument.

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highwayman
posted 11:05a, 03/30/10



I like the attention. I'm a queer.

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txjortsagent
posted 4:01a, 03/31/10



something smells like rusty quarters. send an umbrella.

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The D
posted 1:50p, 04/15/10



Go Spurs

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A_History_Of_Violence
posted 12:18p, 04/28/10



Let the two have a melt-off. Or maybe they could lynch each other.

David Duke, H.L. Mencken and that drunk twitter moron Bacsik can be the judges.

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Sq16Aggie2006
posted 3:09p, 04/29/10

If my dick falls off I'll epoxy it to my forehead, and skull **** you unicorn style you bung knuckling pederast.

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Samuel L. Bronkowitz
posted 3:37p, 04/29/10



Doc has been a willing participant in AT LEAST 3 Mexican Railroads administered by Preferred Stock.

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Guitarsoup
posted 8:37p, 04/29/10



Seriously? Thats two weak fouls.

Refs trying to bail Dallas out now.

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Diet Cokehead
posted 11:48p, 05/03/10



Bennett with another offensive foul call on the Spurs.

He's doing everything he can to will Phoenix to a win.

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TechDiver
posted 12:43p, 11/10/08

Sammy, seriously, I've found myself agreeing with more of your posts than I've disagreed with.

And you bring your smack strong, day in and day out, and I admire that.

You're an asset to this forum, in my estimation.

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Dr.K
posted 4:17p, 11/18/08

im an Aggie at heart. but my brain was only good enuff for Tech.

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TheGoddess
posted 4:42p, 03/16/09

if sammy grew his hair out dont you guys think he might kind of look like jesus?

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Dr.K
posted 12:52p, 05/26/09

i'd trade A&M's athletic department for Tech's in a heartbeat. no question.

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Daveintx
posted 3:40p, 06/04/09

I've already got a team of overpaid whiney azzes with an owner that throws money around and yet has little to show for it recently.... Theyr'e called the Cowboys

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walkeanne
posted 1:11p, 06/23/09

what's with the magnum, sammy?

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UT2005
posted 9:30p, 09/27/08

I went to North Texas, but one of my parents went to UT for three years. Doesn't make me any less of a fan, and longhorn.

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vette
posted 1:32p, 07/22/09

I've had enough of this... So long Texags. There's nothing but a bunch of @ssholes on this site and frankly I've had enough. It's been a long time coming. There's much better ways to spend my time.

Don't miss me because I sure as hell won't miss you.

Peace out.

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vette
posted 9:21a, 08/05/09

I'm still waiting on this proof that you have that I'm the Vette poster. Also, why do you use the laughing face on almost every post? Is this really that funny?

vette
posted 9:21a, 08/05/09

game over. i lose

****

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Dr.K
10:56a, 08/04/09

swaying back and forth during the war hymn with a bunch of boozed up ags was pretty damn cool in my book.

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vette
posted 4:35p, 08/05/09

like I said, the Rangers are the worst of the worst.

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TechDiver
posted 2:16p, 08/06/09

Sammy

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RaginKajun
posted 4:31p, 08/06/09

Sammy, i think it's consensus that Rothlisberger (sp?) is the ****ing chicken salad for his literal double j and subsequent "tell them you fixed my tv...now get the **** out" episode.

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TheGoddess
posted 10:03a, 08/25/09

once again, sammy proves that he has a harvard intellect, but the heart of an aggie

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TechDiver
posted 10:09a, 08/25/09

Sammy is the most astute poster on Texags.

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Dr.K
posted 10:29a, 08/25/09

i wish more people in my life were like sammy.

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pauley01
11:19a, 09/02/09

Prefers cock, please just stop hitting the reply button. I've kicked both of your legs out from under you and am now in the process of clubbing you with your severed arms.

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Dr.K
4:02p, 09/02/09

if sam and i got banned it would be like kicking frank and dean out of the rat pack.

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TheGoddess
posted 5:20p, 09/15/09

Preferred Stock, have you ever had a logical thought enter your brain, uh, at ALL? You are a COMPLETE dumb****, you titty-sagging knuckle-dragger.

Listen, chachi, I got one of my degrees from Texas Tech and there are a TON of hot girls there (trust me from experience), and I bet you couldn't get one of their STD-riddled asses. In fact, my fiance` is a Red Raider, but I personally think, like you, she's an idiot (but I don't tell her that).

This guy doesn't even know that everyone is laughing at him, you have NO valid point AT ALL. Titsy.

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vette
posted 11:21p, 09/23/09

sammy, you hold a place of true assholery in my heart

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txjortsagent
posted 8:04p, 09/23/09

I like Romo and think he will win a Super Bowl in Dallas in the next 2 years.

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Preferred Stock
posted 10:01p, 09/26/09

Venables, Muschamp, Pelini, and McNeil are light years ahead of every other defensive coach in the big 12.

The difference is Ruffin McNeil does it with less talent than anyone else.

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BMEDAggie11
posted 6:24p, 10/04/09

No more Cowboys games for me until Wade + Garrett are gone. Maybe they'll die in a plane crash on the way back to Dallas

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Lloyd Christmas
posted 12:08a, 10/16/09

Samuel L. Bronkowitz IS rivalries.

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Preferred Stock
posted 4:01p, 07/21/09

Texas A&M will lose to all the teams in the Big 12 south again, and finish in last place again.

I don't think A&M will be able to keep a Big 12 south game within a single digit loss. OU/UT/OSU/TTU/BU will all beat A&M by double digits. How is that for a prediction?

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Lloyd Christmas
posted 11:59a, 10/25/09

poor, POOR, prefers cock.

SCOREBOARD you little ****ing bjtch.

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Texas velvet maestro
posted 5:22p, 10/25/09

Roy is just too goofy for this league. I can't explain it any other way. He's got all the tools, but he's just a goofball.

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Samuel L. Bronkowitz
posted 7:29p, 08/22/09

As ive maintained all along, we win in Lubbock this year.

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Preferred Stock
posted 1:23p, 07/07/09

UT/OU/TTU are not A&M's problem, the Aggies don't even have a fighting chance in any of those games.

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[That last quote isn't going to be allowed on this site, so I took it off for you. -Andrew, TexAgs.com]

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highwayman
posted 2:17p, 11/02/09

If that makes me gay, then I guess I'm gay

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hooyahraiders
posted 9:59p, 12/22/09

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highwayman
posted 7:46p, 01/08/10

When Texas had the ball down 3 in the 4th quarter with a true freshman QB under center, I turned to my dad and said, "win or lose, I'm happy".

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Techsan_02
posted 10:45a, 04/14/09

Seems like A&M will destroy Tech this year since A&M's non conference is such the gauntlet, while Tech's is very weak. Premature congrats on your victory in Lubbock.

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Muy
posted 2:46p, 01/17/10

Nice choke job Romo!

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highwayman
posted 4:02p, 01/21/10

puddy, if I ever hear you talk sheet about the Texans irl, I will dominate you.

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James_Willis
posted 3:45p, 01/29/10

MHBT Raider:

Thanks for calling our attention to your newest sock. As a token of our appreciation, we offer you another permaban.---Staff

[This message has been edited by TexAgs staff (edited 1/29/2010 3:55p).]

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David_Puddy
posted 9:03a, 02/01/10

The Black Cloud is a pretty fitting name for Ribby since all of his predictions turn to warmed over dog sheet. He definitely is a black cloud.

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vette
posted 6:07p, 02/08/10

Pretty sure this place is going to explode when the Rangers win their first WS within the next 5 years

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Dr.K
4:46p, 02/22/10

anne should only be in charge of 2 things:

making sammiches for sam and carrying his c** from the bedroom to the toilet.

outside of that there really isnt much use for her.

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Dr.K
posted 3:06p, 03/01/10

PS - bout to marry an Aggie.

2 best friends went to A&M.

i love your GD school.

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Dr.K
11:38a, 03/08/10

harry,

men's golf (11), men's tennis (18), men's track (7), and women's track (23) are all nationally ranked. softball is 17-2.

Tech's athletic department is in much better shape than you think.

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Lloyd Christmas
posted 2:50p, 03/10/10

Bo just took a 16 inch ribbed purple dildo, attached it to a jack hammer, rammed it in Docs azz and pressed the ON button.

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highwayman
posted 10:41a, 03/18/10

[With the tournament starting and the increase in users that comes along with that, we have neither the time nor the energy deal with your weak trolls. If you decide to post another one, ask yourself if it's good enough to avoid a three day ban. -Staff]

[This message has been edited by TexAgs staff (edited 3/18/2010 11:13a).]

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Nedley Mandingo
posted 9:01p, 03/20/10

#1 Kansas had exactly one more win than the overrated Horns did in the tourney.

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Turgowned
posted 11:35a, 03/21/10

If one of those ugly GB chicks ever starts making fun of my bedroom skills, I'm downing a bottle of Clorox. Your life literally cannot get any worse than that.

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hoodlumman
posted 10:56a, 03/26/10

F*** you, Ribby. As a person in Dallas, the day your mole-ridden face gets the f*** out of our city, the better off we'll be. It's a GD travesty I root for some of the same pro teams you do.

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BMEDAggie11
posted 9:05a, 04/26/10

And Dallas lost to Golden State because Don Nelson knew exactly how to beat us and they hit about 80 three pointers in the series. There was ONE team in the league that year that had any chance to beat Dallas in a seven game series, and we played them in round 1. Go ****ing figure.

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Muy
posted 10:04p, 04/18/10

Wait, are the holier than thou Spurs fans complaining about the refs again? Shocker!

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RealUTGrad
posted 10:50a, 04/27/10

Texas fans "know" that if colt would have played the entire game we would have beaten Alabama by 20 points or more.

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Sq16Aggie2006
posted 3:09p, 04/29/10

If my dick falls off I'll epoxy it to my forehead, and skull **** you unicorn style you bung knuckling pederast.

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Dr.K
posted 4:49p, 03/08/10



if it was really cool to be a dumb cvnt, Hunt Texas is the dumbest cvnt on Rivalries.

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BMEDAggie11
posted 12:55p, 03/29/10



FACT: The Mavericks will finish with a top 5 record in the league while the Rockettes will ponder what Eastern European slapdick to pick in the lottery

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Harry Stone
posted 9:32p, 05/03/10



hunt is my new favorite poster on this board

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Ribby Paultz
posted 10:39p, 06/23/09

[This isn't the Rivalries board. User banned--Staff]

[This message has been edited by TexAgs staff (edited 6/24/2009 7:17a).]

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BMEDAggie11
posted 5:27p, 01/27/10



I love black d-ck as much as the next guy, but I know a troll when I see one

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That should be the new logo for Anne's "Labes of Love" Charity, it hasn't really taken off yet, but with the right marketing....who knows?

[Say goodbye to your signature---Texags Staff]

balls

Still wondering where Oregon went Missy??

is what your breath smells like

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c-jags
posted 10:33a, 03/30/10

why do you not ever respond to the fact that some stuff you do is creepy?


highwayman
posted 11:05a, 03/30/10

I like the attention. I'm a queer.

hth
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