Motherfudger drives an 07 GMC Canyon tricked out with uterus stickers everywhere, and a BEVO beanie baby on the dash. I think he works as a canine prostate tickler at the Aggie Owned veterinary clinic in our office park. Today he rolls in blaring Linkin Park, and starts slinging spring football smack immediately after crawling out of his "truck". Turns out he did 1 semester at Angelo State before moving back home, and now he's saving money and taking classes so he can transfer to "The U" which I think he thinks is what they call TU. I pissed in a gatorade bottle and poured it in his gas tank.
