Football - Original team left town. Current team is successful if it finishes .500, still no playoffs.

Basketball - No Playoffs

Baseball - Chest thumping at .500, eerily silent again.

Space Program - going down the ****ter for being a collossal waste of taxpayer money

Let's add in oil and gas chest thmping. Enron. Game. Over.

This was ****ing stupid.

I say that being a fan of NASA only

...Cause I ain't from Dallas
I'm from Texas

Where we ain't got no hockey
And no d*mn Metroplexes

i'm embarrassed for you.

Keep in mind the original pro basketball team in Dallas, left, moved South and the rest is history.

Gig 'em Aggies!

We like to help where we can.

you're pathetic

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I am, too.

didn't the original Dallas football team pack it up and head to kansas city?

actually, i did a little research. They went 1-11 with their only win being after they moved them out of dallas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Texans_%28NFL%29

Muy you have a serious Electra complex. Look it up.

We could retaliate with Supercollider smack. If we were kuweers.

t&p Muy

Let me know when you guys get up to the 80's. geezus you spewstonians are a funny bunch.

In other news, Dallas is home to the largest Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual church in the world.

i'll believe it when I see it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cathedral_of_Hope_(Dallas)

I went to the Shell Houston Open last year. Humble is a sweet ass city.

Tennies just happened to stumble upon that factoid for no particular reason. At all. Coincidence probably. Random luck.