Seriously, everyone in Houston is OBSESSED with Dallas in every way imaginable! One day you will hoist a Super Bowl trophy but until then the Mavs and Rangers are better than the Rockets and Astros. If you don’t believe me, just check the 6 threads I just started or the 3 that I will start immediately after posting this!
POOOOOOOOOOR Lastros, wait I mean DISASTROS! Thumping their little chest about going being 8-10. How does last place feel!? Meanwhile the Rangers continue their tear and are 1.5 games back. It was fun knowing you but we bigger problems to worry about now, like where to route the World Series parade.
I’ve used my high intellect as a guy that has never touched a basketball to analyze the Mavs next game and it’s going to get out of control. You’ve never seen a basketball game in your life if you think that [insert Mavs opponent] is even going to score. Mavs should have their bench in by end of the first quarter.
You guys are so OBSESSED with me. Time to start a thread about it. [insert Mammy/Puddy reference]. I don’t even care about Dallas sucking in that one sport that I was thumping my chest about two hours ago, it’s [whatever sport is next] season!