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On The Early Show this morning, Dr. Phil explained that men who have a ring finger longer than their index finger is one of the traits that indicate a cheating man. According to the good doctor, a longer ring finger is a sign of exposure to higher levels of testosterone while in utero. This leads to the presence of what some crackpots scientists call the "infidelity gene."

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I always heard that if your ring finger is shorter than your first finger, you are more likely to be gay.

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On The Early Show this morning, Dr. Phil explained that men who have a finger inside of the vagina of another woman is one of the traits that indicate a cheating man. According to the good doctor, a longer ring finger is a sign of exposure to higher levels of testosterone while in utero. This leads to the presence of what some crackpots scientists call the "infidelity gene."

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This leads to the presence of what some crackpots scientists call the "infidelity gene."

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Hurin 3:24p
Damn, looks like I'm in to banging dudes. Who knew?

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Anne you might like to know that my middle finger is an inch wide, 7 inches long, and I can wiggle it faster than the piston in FXST's Vespa with the throttle full open on a nuts-to-ass lunch date.

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Just in case you think better of that comment and try to delete it

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