Passing offense, Pass defense, Passing efficiency, Rushing offense, Total offense, Turnover margin, Sacks, and Tackles for loss.

No wonder they have such a huge inferiority complex.

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Here are some more:

Passing Efficiency

Year: 2009 Thru: 09/26/09 Minimum Pct. of Games Played 75
Minimum 15 pass attempts per game

Rank Player Pos Cl Gm Patt Pcomp Comppct Int Intpct Pyds Ydspatt TDs TDpct Rating

1 Greg Alexander, Hawaii QB SR 3 116 78 67.24 2 1.72 1234 10.64 9 7.76 178.76
2 Kellen Moore, Boise St. QB SO 4 101 70 69.31 1 .99 932 9.23 10 9.90 177.51
3 Greg McElroy, Alabama QB JR 4 93 63 67.74 1 1.08 938 10.09 7 7.53 175.15
4 Jimmy Clausen, Notre Dame QB JR 4 117 77 65.81 1 .85 1122 9.59 10 8.55 172.86
5 Tony Pike, Cincinnati QB SR 4 132 93 70.45 2 1.52 1223 9.27 11 8.33 172.75
6 Chris Todd, Auburn QB SR 4 106 62 58.49 1 .94 1012 9.55 11 10.38 171.05
7 Tim Tebow, Florida QB SR 4 68 44 64.71 1 1.47 643 9.46 6 8.82 170.31
8 Russell Wilson, North Carolina St. QB SO 4 115 74 64.35 0 .00 969 8.43 12 10.43 169.56
9 Blaine Gabbert, Missouri QB SO 4 131 87 66.41 0 .00 1161 8.86 11 8.40 168.57
10 G.J. Kinne, Tulsa QB SO 4 96 61 63.54 2 2.08 891 9.28 9 9.38 168.28
11 Jerrod Johnson, Texas A&M QB JR 3 111 75 67.57 0 .00 961 8.66 9 8.11 167.05
12 Matt Grothe, South Fla. QB SR 3 59 43 72.88 2 3.39 512 8.68 5 8.47 166.96
13 Scott Tolzien, Wisconsin QB JR 4 99 66 66.67 2 2.02 884 8.93 8 8.08 164.30
14 Andy Dalton, TCU QB JR 3 71 50 70.42 1 1.41 625 8.80 4 5.63 160.14
15 Landry Jones, Oklahoma QB FR 3 81 49 60.49 3 3.70 673 8.31 9 11.11 159.55
16 Joe Kemp, Tulane QB SO 3 58 40 68.97 4 6.90 601 10.36 3 5.17 159.28
17 Bill Stull, Pittsburgh QB SR 4 93 61 65.59 1 1.08 746 8.02 8 8.60 159.21
18 Case Keenum, Houston QB JR 3 134 93 69.40 2 1.49 1160 8.66 8 5.97 158.84
19 Nick Foles, Arizona QB SO 3 53 37 69.81 0 .00 353 6.66 5 9.43 156.89
20 Riley Skinner, Wake Forest QB SR 4 112 77 68.75 5 4.46 973 8.69 8 7.14 156.37
21 Zac Robinson, Oklahoma St. QB SR 4 89 56 62.92 2 2.25 791 8.89 6 6.74 155.33
22 Zac Lee, Nebraska QB JR 4 105 68 64.76 3 2.86 927 8.83 7 6.67 155.21
23 Joe Cox, Georgia QB SR 4 110 67 60.91 5 4.55 980 8.91 9 8.18 153.65
24 Jacory Harris, Miami (FL) QB SO 3 84 50 59.52 3 3.57 806 9.60 5 5.95 152.62
25 Max Hall, BYU QB SR 4 130 88 67.69 8 6.15 1185 9.12 8 6.15 152.26
26 Tyler Bass, Memphis QB SO 3 66 43 65.15 3 4.55 558 8.45 5 7.58 152.08
27 Todd Reesing, Kansas QB SR 4 143 96 67.13 2 1.40 1137 7.95 9 6.29 151.89
28 Jarrett Brown, West Virginia QB SR 3 89 61 68.54 5 5.62 798 8.97 5 5.62 151.16
29 Cart McCry, t.u. QB SR 4 145 103 71.03 5 3.45 1145 7.90 9 6.21 150.95


Total Offense

Year: 2009 Thru: 09/26/09 Minimum Pct. of Games Played 75
Rank Player Pos Cl Gm Rushes Gain Loss Net Patt Pyds Plays Totyds Ydspl Yds/gm

1 Greg Alexander, Hawaii QB SR 3 28 139 35 104 116 1234 144 1338 9.29 446.00
2 Case Keenum, Houston QB JR 3 15 71 28 43 134 1160 149 1203 8.07 401.00
3 Jerrod Johnson, Texas A&M QB JR 3 38 239 43 196 111 961 149 1157 7.77 385.67
4 Taylor Potts, Texas Tech QB JR 4 14 6 84 -78 212 1602 226 1524 6.74 381.00
5 Aaron Opelt, Toledo QB SR 4 18 146 20 126 167 1282 185 1408 7.61 352.00
6 Jarrett Brown, West Virginia QB SR 3 38 240 32 208 89 798 127 1006 7.92 335.33
7 Dwight Dasher, Middle Tenn. QB JR 4 72 350 99 251 155 1028 227 1279 5.63 319.75
8 Bo Levi Mitchell, SMU QB SO 3 9 1 26 -25 149 979 158 954 6.04 318.00
9 Tony Pike, Cincinnati QB SR 4 13 58 20 38 132 1223 145 1261 8.70 315.25
10 Blaine Gabbert, Missouri QB SO 4 29 143 63 80 131 1161 160 1241 7.76 310.25
11 Todd Reesing, Kansas QB SR 4 37 170 81 89 143 1137 180 1226 6.81 306.50
12 Cart McCry, t.u. QB SR 4 28 102 41 61 145 1145 173 1206 6.97 301.50

It would matter if we had played anyone yet. Our opponents are 2-9 right now and we haven't played a real team yet. Once our "preseason" is over - then we can boast about our team.

"we"?

Congratulations on leading some stats 3 games in to the season. As Longhorns, we're primarily concerned with where things stand at the end of the year. BCS wins, in the championship hunt, visits to New York, top 5 rankings, 10 win seasons, etc. Maybe you aren't familiar with these.

I seem to remember your dumbass going on about college baseball standings early last season. How'd that work out for you? I know how well it went for Texas.

"where things stand at the end of the year": Don't worry, it will be the same as always- you will trail somebody else for the conference championship.

dont forget the *

and a&m will be last place in the south again

wager on that or are you just running your mouth?

Poor Brandi.

Was it just last decade that the Aggies were relevant? Almost seems longer ago.

It seems like yesterday:

YESTERDAY AT 2 O'CLOCK

P.S.

t.u. is relevant*

























*not really

Are the Aggies relevant? Does anyone think so?

What does that trophy have to do with Aggie football, or are we talking some other sport now?

Did you just blimp your own thread?

That trophy means we own you in ALL SPORTS...

...and of course, that you are irrelevant.



[This message has been edited by 13 0 Branding Iron (edited 10/1/2009 1:48a).]

Wait. You started this thread about your football team, which hasn't been relevant in a decade.

Well it's true that we don't rack up meaningless fake asterisk championships* like the nutless bovines.






* t.u. sucks

Son, I'm gonna only tell you this once. If you wanna continue posting here, lay off the drugs.

Or what?

Wait....so let me get this straight-the backup qb that t.u. shunned to play cart is kicking cart's ass in passing? bwaaaaaahahahahahhaa

Poor Brandi. Reduced to trophy smack from a dumbass competition that ended in a TIE this year because she has nothing else.

Poor pathetic self-owning dumbass Brandi.

Wow! All those impressive stats, and you can't even crack the rankings. Life is not fair.

We will crack the rankings soon enough....Thanksgiving can't get here fast enough.

I think crack sums up this thread nicely.

landman just fistph*cked Brandi.

whats new?

K izzzzz pizzzzzzzed

There ain't no tie you beeotchass redneck. We got the trophy. That means we won, beeotch.

Uh. Put the bars and the bottle down.

What a pathetic, whiny little dumbass. So full of fail, self-ownings, and rented mule threads.

The laughing stock of the forum.

Poor Brandy.

Is that all you got? Some BS moral victory gibberish?

You enjoy the moral victory, and I'll enjoy THE TROPHY.

Yeah the wheels have come off for Brandi.

[This message has been edited by A Horn (edited 10/1/2009 11:47a).]

If it's a "tie" then WHY DO WE HAVE THE TROPHY, DIPSH**?