Why does everyone make Aggie jokes?

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John Hinckley Jr.
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I love them, but sometimes when I see how highly A&M is ranked in regards of academic merit and graduate salaries, I get confused.

Are you all not as dumb as everyone seems to think?
vette
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jbownds89
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wow. you're a winner.
TENBOLLS
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Who else thinks this guy should off himself?

TechDiver
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You are not a funny sock.

HTH.
BDog
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boo
Steve McQueen
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just pull the trigger man...

Thomas Sowell, PhD
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I am uniquely qualified to answer this question. The stars that shine / the doers / the original / "the real deal", always get bashed by the "also rans". Leaders lead and hippies criticize.

That we get a rise is evidence that we are doing something right. Jealousy pure and simple.

Even Liberal Washington Monthly has us a the best school in the nation. The most educated city in America. The highest alumni salary for any public school in the state. Aggie Governor. Aggie Mayor led Austin. Best Texas Singer Lyle Lovett is an Aggie. Most tradition/most spirit/most class/most unity/....the list is endless.

You're on these boards. You know you want to trade sides. It is not betrayal to come and join the best. To join the 1876 original. It is a Texas thing. We are the pride of the state. Slip into some maroon, give up the drugs, stop bad-mouthing your country, whoop, and come join the flock that is already in heaven.

The center of the universe in at A&M. Don't be left out on the weird fringe. Step over that homeless person, jump in your vw van and come to God's Country; where optimism and service and love of country is a way of life.
Mule_lx
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How did the Aggie break his leg on the golf course?













He fell off the ball washing machine.
FXST
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The center of the universe in at A&M. Don't be left out on the weird fringe.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMmhnqUXseE

The jokes actually just write themselves.

I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.
GM
LonghornDub
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I heard there's only one real Aggie joke.











The rest of them are true.

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

Sumus Tejas
SmoothRuckus
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Because tceh is too irrelevant for people to make fun of.

Also making fun of retards is in bad taste.
Hazlo Lollyfield
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I hate Tech!
MusCHAMP
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I get confused
Not surprised.
FXST
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An Aggie and a Longhorn are caught by a jungle tribe and sentenced to death. They are told that they will each have
one last request. The Aggie thinks and says, "I want to hear the A&M Fight Song just one more time." The tribe
agrees and asks the Longhorn what his last request is. He replies with only 3 words, "Kill Me First."
Ross Brown
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am uniquely qualified to answer this question. The stars that shine / the doers / the original / "the real deal", always get bashed by the "also rans". Leaders lead and hippies criticize.

That we get a rise is evidence that we are doing something right. Jealousy pure and simple.

Even Liberal Washington Monthly has us a the best school in the nation. The most educated city in America. The highest alumni salary for any public school in the state. Aggie Governor. Aggie Mayor led Austin. Best Texas Singer Lyle Lovett is an Aggie. Most tradition/most spirit/most class/most unity/....the list is endless.

You're on these boards. You know you want to trade sides. It is not betrayal to come and join the best. To join the 1876 original. It is a Texas thing. We are the pride of the state. Slip into some maroon, give up the drugs, stop bad-mouthing your country, whoop, and come join the flock that is already in heaven.

The center of the universe in at A&M. Don't be left out on the weird fringe. Step over that homeless person, jump in your vw van and come to God's Country; where optimism and service and love of country is a way of life.



This post is the perfect example of why people make fun of Aggies. What Aggies can't grasp is that people don't make fun of Aggies in a "wow you're stupid and you're degree is worthless" sort of way with their Aggie jokes. Aggie jokes are funny because there is a huge disconnection between where Aggie thinks their place is in this world, verses where their place actually is.

I’ve met different groups of people from all over and outside of Aggie I have never heard anyone else tell me how great their college is with U.S. news rankings and bragging about some bonehead governor, or some god awful musician. You met someone from Berkley and have a conversation with them, and they don’t start dropping SAT rates, and school rankings on you. Within five minutes of talking to Aggie, you already know where Aggie is ranked in the newest U.S. News poll, an obscure reference to how great college station is according to the Scranton Daily City rankings, and how Aggie had someone on the space station for 6 days.

That’s why people tell Aggie jokes, because Aggie is so insecure about everything, they spend all their time puffing their chest and telling everyone how great they are nonstop.

By the way, Lyle Lovett is god awful and is in no way the best Texas singer. Why would you brag about something liberal Washington Monthly said?
Samuel E. Cronkowitz
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Youre a functional retard.
FXST
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Q: Why did the aggie cross the road?

A: He was stuck in the chicken!
Elmer Dobkins
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Aggie jokes are funny because there is a huge disconnection between where Aggie thinks their place is in this world, verses where their place actually is.


Swifty
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an obscure reference to how great college station is according to the Scranton Daily City rankings


In the distance, we hear the distinct whine of the irony klaxons....



[This message has been edited by Swifty (edited 8/21/2009 9:52a).]
MC pee pants
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A longhorn walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear an aggie joke. The bartender says, "Before you do that, you should know that I'm an aggie and the four big guys sitting at the table are aggies too. You still want to tell that joke?"

The longhorn looks back at the guys at the table and then at the bartender and says, "Nah... I don't want to have to explain the joke five times."
Samuel E. Cronkowitz
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[This message has been edited by Samuel L. Bronkowitz (edited 8/21/2009 10:00a).]
SmoothRuckus
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I’ve met different groups of people from all over and outside of Aggie I have never heard anyone else tell me how great their college is with U.S. news rankings and bragging about some bonehead governor, or some god awful musician.


Thats because all the Aggies you have met are on the Rivalries board on Texags.com

ri·val·ry (rvl-r)
n. pl. ri·val·ries
1. The act of competing or emulating.


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What Aggies can't grasp is that people don't make fun of Aggies in a "wow you're stupid and you're degree is worthless" sort of way with their Aggie jokes.


Your degree is worthless and wow you're stupid.

[This message has been edited by GeoStudent87 (edited 8/21/2009 10:10a).]
John Maplethorpe
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Aggie jokes are funny because there is a huge disconnection between where Aggie thinks their place is in this world, verses where their place actually is.


That makes no sense. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

Actually, the history of Aggie jokes go back to the early days of land grant colleges in other states. Many agricultural colleges were underfunded, had trade school curriculum such as tractor repair, etc. and were generally regarded as inferior, as were their students.
Of course today, A&M is one of the best funded and acclaimed public schools in the country and "Aggie" jokes are all the same "insert here" joke. "Polak" "Jew" "Frenchman" "
tamuags08
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An Aggie and a Longhorn are caught by a jungle tribe and sentenced to death. They are told that they will each have
one last request. The Aggie thinks and says, "I want to hear the A&M Fight Song just one more time." The tribe
agrees and asks the Longhorn what his last request is. He replies with only 3 words, "Kill Me First."



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A longhorn walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear an aggie joke. The bartender says, "Before you do that, you should know that I'm an aggie and the four big guys sitting at the table are aggies too. You still want to tell that joke?"

The longhorn looks back at the guys at the table and then at the bartender and says, "Nah... I don't want to have to explain the joke five times."



I laughed at both of these.
Tramp96
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Back in the 60's, Tech and A&M are playing at Kyle field. Game is tied, and A&M has the ball. A train passes by on the nearby tracks and blows it's whistle.

The Tech team, hearing the whistle, think the half is over and head to the locker room.

3 plays later, A&M scores.

[This message has been edited by Tramp96 (edited 8/21/2009 10:55a).]
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Elmer Dobkins
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Tramp96, that is awesome.
mac_075
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Geo student,

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What Aggies can't grasp is that people don't make fun of Aggies in a "wow you're stupid and you're degree is worthless" sort of way with their Aggie jokes.


You are degree is worthless and wow you're stupid.


FIFY
Ross Brown
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Happy Kuykendahl
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Texas Aggies: 2009 National Champions in Men's Golf, Men's Track, Women's Track. Lone Star Showdown Champions, again.
Aggies98tards54 is pretty much owning on this thread. Just thought I'd stop in to point that out.
SmoothRuckus
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P Stock pulls scoreboard to defend how retarded he is. What else is new...
SRFL
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An Aggie and his girlfriend were making out in the back seat of his ride.

His girlfriend utters "Kiss me where it's hot and sticky baby..."

"Are you serious?" he replies.

"Yes. HURRY darling!" she begs...

Aggie jumps in the front and floors it.

"Where the hell are you going?" she yells.


"Beaumont I guess."
John Hinckley Jr.
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Rectum? Damned near killed'em!
aggiedata
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Liquor!?! I just met her!
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