WTF Brooks & Dunn??

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Obi Wan Ginobili
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i dig his voice, too, but if he didn't have that deep sound, he would have nothing.
David_Puddy
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Any country song written after "Hank why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?" is a bunch of permamullet limp wristed fagottry.


George Strait and I vehemently disagree.
BMEDAggie11
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Any country song written after "Hank why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?" is a bunch of permamullet limp wristed fagottry.


When george is done with his wife, he's coming for you

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Obi Wan Ginobili
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he doesn't donkey punch. his agent told him that was a bad idea. he donkey punched his agent for talking back, yes, but he promptly switched to monkey clubbing his wife
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Guck Feorge Strait
LonghornDub
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I grew up listening to Hank Williams,Sr., Hanky-pank Thompson, Kitty Wells, Hank Snow, et al singin' on the radio. You can imagine how much I have to contribute to this thread. Thank the lord for the Country Legends station in Cleveland/Houston and the Time/Life set of about 15 CDs of old country music.

Uva Uvam Vivendo Varia Fit

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A History Of Violence
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Merle.
George Jones
Faron Young.
Loretta Lynn
The Carter Family
The Man in Black
Hank Sr.
Patsy Cline
Jim Reeves
Eddie Arnold
E.T.

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A History Of Violence
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I'm lucky enough to live within listening distance of TWO classic country stations. I like a lot of indie rock, but in lieu of that, classic country is the only thing worth listening to on the radio.
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Hey Dub: I thought you were more of a Lawrence Welk kind of guy.
BMEDAggie11
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What do you think the percentage is at Kyle?



GD you're old
A History Of Violence
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"New Country" sucks.

You're either down with "Butterfly Kisses" or you're a man. It's as simple as that.
5 4
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Anyone heard of Delbert McClinton? Old school texas boy.
BMEDAggie11
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Since when is "Butterfly Kisses" country?
Obi Wan Ginobili
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soooooo many people here saying they don't like country music, yet have all these opinions about it.

let me clue you in, pawds. if you don't like something, you generally don't know anything about it, because sane people tend to ignore what they don't like

you can't hate country music, but have an opinion on it. that just doesn't compute.

i hate rap music, thus i don't listen to it, thus i can't possibly have an opinion, because i don't know **** about it.
TechDiver
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Brooks & Dunn are a caricature of real country music.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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ya, well your mother wears combat boots
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Let me clue YOU in: I was listening to country music before you were born, Brooks and Dunn suck, they had a sort of a country pop hit with neon moon and everything else blows chunks. Actually that song blows too.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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you're old as ****. got it. congrats. being old as **** doesn't make you right about everything. it makes you old as ****.
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That, if true, does not make any sort of case dismissing the fact that Brooks and Dunn are f@gg0ts who wrote "Boot Scoot Boogie".

jbownds89
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Ok I understand the whole "I was there when they sang old country music" crap, but knocking on Brooks and Dunn is just pretty stupid.

I fail to see what songs they have that make them sound "pop country" in any way.

I think some of you old farts are slipping into senility.
jbownds89
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Brandi, I have to ask, who DO you like in country music the last 10 years?

You've already called the MOST SUCCESSFUL DUO IN THE HISTORY OF THE GENRE "pheggots" so I gotta know.


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Obi Wan Ginobili
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he already said "**** you" to the singer with the most number ones in any genre EVER.

he clearly likes the sound of his own voice talking about the good ol' days of walking 32 miles to school and being all-world in every sport that isn't for pansy asses
jbownds89
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Guck Feorge Strait


You're phuking retarded.
Vile Weed
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This argument is not a new one...anyone remember when Charlie Rich announced John Denver as the new Entertainer of the Year during the CMA awards, then took a lighter out of his pocket, burned the envelope and walked off stage in protest?

And just what the f is an Indian Summer? And how the f is the guy scoring touchdowns during the Summer when football season is months away?
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If I say nothing is worth a damn after Hank Williams Jr. wrote "Family Tradition" then I like exactly ZERO country music bands in the last ten years.

Yeah: I don't listen to hillbilly music.
jbownds89
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And just what the f is an Indian Summer?


I'll give you that one. That song blows.

But one song does not undo their whole career. Jesus.
txjortsagent
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they suck, dude.

just stop.
jbownds89
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The fact that they have sold more albums than any other duo in the history of the genre disagrees with you.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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so brandy doesn't listen hillbilly music, he likes hank williams, arguably the biggest hillbilly/white trash guy ever, he thinks brooks and dunn = bubblegum pop country, and even went so far as to blaspheme the good name of george strait.

ya, partner, you're looking about as smart as a one legged man in an asskicking contest
txjortsagent
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michael jackson is the top selling artist of all time.

you really wanna do the whole "who sold more albums is the best artist evah" argument?

what about new kids on the block? you obviously dig them too.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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i said george had more number one hits than michael.

you can sell a **** ton of records when you make the headlines for being a bigger headcase than hitler
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The fact that they have sold more albums than any other duo in the history of the genre disagrees with you.




yeah, you're a sharp one - why don't you give us the list of all the other country duo's they have competed with....
13 0 Branding Iron
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I have loved some ladies
and I have loved Jim Beam
They both tried to kill me in 1973
When the doctor asked me
"Son, how did you get in this condition?"
I said hey sawbones I'm just carryin on an old
family tradition

So don't ask me
Hank why do you drink?
Why do you roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs you wrote?
Stop and think it over
Put yourself in my unique position
If I get stoned and sing all night long
It's a family tradition


That's just good stuff right there.

Compare that to "Boot Scoot Boogie":

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
txjortsagent
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Bocephus

Now we're talking
Vile Weed
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Is there a better drinking song than Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound? Pour me another Tequila is close, maybe Empty Glass too.
 
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