WTF Brooks & Dunn??

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Obi Wan Ginobili
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http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/vivanashvegas/1374/brooksdunn-all-done-but-still-fun/

GD it. Don't go. With all these no-talent assclowns like rascal flatts and the lost trailers, and all these bubblegum pop "country" singers like taylor swift running around, and you want to call it quits?

Between King George, Alan Jackson, and you two, there really isn't anyone left from the old group.

Besides a select few, country music is a ****ing joke without y'all.

Don't go.
txjortsagent
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maybe toby keith and trace adkins can do a badonkadonk together in their stead.

all of them suck.
Obi Wan Ginobili
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a) you think brooks and dunn sucks? are you not a country music fan?

b) toby keith only started sucking on sept. 11, 2001, and trace adkins only sucks half the time

c) you think brooks and dunn sucks?
txjortsagent
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yes

incorrect

yes
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
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jorts sucks **** every night beneath the light of a neon moon.
AmarilloBQ02
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This announcement has surely sent shockwaves through the craptastic country genre.
squid
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ehhh, they were good a few years ago.....now they remind me of the guys that run the Tilt-a-whirl at the Walmart parking lot carnival....
13 0 Branding Iron
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Stupidass disco ball country music. Who cares.
BarryProfit
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That's pretty selfish. Think of all the hairdressers who will now be out of work.
Muy
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Wife spotted Brooks (or Dunn, whatever the blonde guy is) at DFW a few months ago. The guy couldn't be 140 lbs soaking wet, and would need a spelunker to get him out of Anne.
Hood
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Muy!!!

Welcome back?!?
Dallasag02
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Brooks and Dunn are a large part of the reason that country music sucks today. They made it okay for clowns like Rascal Flatts to spike their hair up and do 45 year old boy band music masquerading as "country".

Good riddance. Now if we could only get Rascal Flatts and Big N Rich to follow suit.

Also, Toby Keith sucked WAY before 9/11.

[This message has been edited by Dallasag02 (edited 8/12/2009 8:42a).]
annie88
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It's not like their albums will be confiscated nor allowed purchase on itunes, you can still listen to them, really, you can... I sometimes still listen to the Beatles and Boston and half of them are dead!!

meh, everything ends at some point.
BMEDAggie11
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1: Trace Adkins has always sucked

2: Ronnie Brooks has the best voice in country music

3: I wish Paul and Ringo would go ahead and die so we can move the eff on

[This message has been edited by BMEDAggie11 (edited 8/12/2009 9:08a).]
annie88
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I know he's old school, but Steve Wariner is still my favorite country singer/guitarist.. the man is simply underrated
BMEDAggie11
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Holes in the Floor of Heaven
Dallasag02
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Ringo is still living?
BMEDAggie11
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Ringo is still living?


Yes, and he hasnt taken the sunglasses off since 1983

[This message has been edited by BMEDAggie11 (edited 8/12/2009 9:14a).]
Vile Weed
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Lord I remember the day when A&M knew real country music.

Rest assured that B&D, nor any of the other "artists" mentioned in this thread are legitimate.

Why the f do all these idiots feel the need to spike their hair, wear costumes and dress like ******s? I don't recall Rabbitt, Conlee, Whitley, ETC, Gosdin, Alabama, Strait, Travis, Rich, Pride, Watson, The Oaks, Anderson, Haggard or any of the Outlaws dressing like ****** bags to get attention. As a matter of fact, the only badass I can recall that dressed loudly was Yoakam, but he pulled it off because it wasn't rehearsed or fake.

And of all the great early 80's songs Steve Wariner sang, you pick "holes in the floor of Heaven" to glorify??? Wow.
austx
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Brooks and Dunn were pretty good until they jumped the shark with Boot Scootin' Boogie.
annie88
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Brooks and Dunn were pretty good until they jumped the shark with Boot Scootin' Boogie.


that came out in abou 1992, given that they tout a 20-year career, you only liked them for 3 of those?

I like Neon Moon.
vette
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I honestly couldn't tell you any song that Brooks and Dunn sing. I'm only familiar with the name, therefore, they couldn't have been that good.
Samuel E. Cronkowitz
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Brooks and Dunn sucks.
Judge
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For a minute there I thought country music had the least amount of music snobs.

Guess country is just like all the others. If you haven't heard of super-obscure-band or don't like really-old-guy you're a corporate tool and don't know **** about music.
INIGO MONTOYA
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can't stand Brooks and Dunn. all their music sounds about the same.
JerryHughesYourDaddy
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2: Ronnie Brooks has the best off pitch voice in country music


FIFY
BMEDAggie11
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can't stand Brooks and Dunn. all their music sounds about the same.


This can be said of about 97% of all musical acts in history
Dallasag02
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To be fair Neon Moon is a great song, everything else is pretty much the same song over and over.
13 0 Branding Iron
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Oh my God those f@gg0ts wrote "Boot Scootin' Boogie"?!?!!

That makes me insane with rage.

Any country song written after "Hank why do you drink? Why do you roll smoke?" is a bunch of permamullet limp wristed fagottry.

Anybody who wrote "Boot Scootin Boogie" was not drunk the day their mom got out of prison and deserves to be shot in the face with an RPG.
BoyNamedSue
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8:01 We are in South Austin. I have been drinking warm beer and singing Brooks and Dunn tunes for over an hour. My truck-mate is tired of my singing. He suggests that perhaps Brooks and Dunn have written other good songs besides "You're Going to Miss Me When I'm Gone" and "Neon Moon" and that maybe listening to only those two songs, ten times each was a bit excessive. Perhaps, he suggests, I could just let the CD play on its own. I tell him to **** off and restart "Neon Moon."

8:30 We arrive at the Erwin Center. My truckmate, against my loud and profane protestations, parks on the top floor of a nearby parking garage. I tell him he's an idiot. I tell him we will never get out. I tell him we may as well pitch a ****ing tent here. He ignores me. I think he's still pissed about the Brooks and Dunn tunes. I whistle "Neon Moon" loudly.

11:58 I am jostled. The truck is moving. I lift my head to look out the bed of the truck and notice that traffic is beginning to move on the second floor. I jump out of the truck, walk to the edge of the parking facility, and pee off the sixth floor onto the street below. My friend looks at me like I just anally violated his minor sister. I turn around and pee on the front of his truck while singing the lyrics to "Neon Moon."




HfireAG
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I recommend any of you that like "country boy" country music take a listen to Eric Church. The guy has some great songs that really ring home for a guy who grew up in a small town. He takes jabs at present day country music in some of his songs also. Anyway, just my opinion
BMEDAggie11
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Is Eric Church the guy who sings "I love your love the most" or something like that?
Obi Wan Ginobili
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yes
BMEDAggie11
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Josh Turner is one of my personal favorites. His voice has been known to make me question my sexuality
HfireAG
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yeah thats him
 
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